Finally! The very slow to arrive very fast train has been re-re-re-re-reannounced and it’s not going anywhere you want to go. Does that mean an election is imminent? Or is it just Newcastle trying to get some attention? Charles and Dom explore the never-dying transport announcement that won’t arrive until they’re dead themselves.

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Regular Chaser Report contributor Sami Shah tells Dom how his parents had their regular tourist visa DENIED by Australian authorities when they were trying to visit their new grandchild, and how for Sami, this turned into a battle over the Australian way of life.

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Elon Musk has launched Grokipedia: an AI-generated online encyclopedia the billionaire hopes will challenge Wikipedia, which he says is more like ‘Wokepedia’ and full of propaganda. Charles and Dom investigate Grokipedia by of course first looking up themselves and how it treats The Chaser organisation (and Nazism).

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Charles debuts his newest theory that the literal Golden Age is upon us. Invest now to protect yourself from a future, or rely on the "everlasting strength" of the US dollar like a sucker.

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Ahhh, the Great Barrier Reef. It's one of Australia's most beloved landmarks, cherished worldwide, and invaluable to our nation's identity. So how much does the piece of shit cost? Thankfully, that question has been answered by the good people at Deloitte.

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Charles and Dom are back in the same room, but unfortunately, said room is not a ballroom, and therefore is completely uninteresting to Trump. Together they discuss the White House renovations, and how what Australia really needs is a Mar-A-Largo Down Under.

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Dom and Charles reunite while Charles is at an airport in South Korea (sorry for the background noise) to catch up on news. Albanese met Donald Trump, where the two bonded over the fact that they'll lead their respective countries forever. Plus, Charles literally fights crime while in the UK.

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Charles and Dom lament the future loss of a culture at the hands of climate change, and the unfortunate citizens of Tuvalu who are forced to migrate to Australia, only to be introduced to capitalism.

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Charles seeks parenting advice from Dom after his edlest son makes a shocking confession. Anyone with kids who might be listening, best keep them away from this episode, unless you want them getting ideas.

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Planning your next holiday for somewhere to relax, refresh, and restore your cells to their prime? Dom may just have the perfect island in one of Honduras' Economic Development Zones for you! Come for the experimental de-aging treatments, stay for the rest of your unnaturally extended life.

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