Robert Kelly begs his way back on the Chipperson's show, promising to do a good audition. Mike Figs returns (with wrinkled pockets) and Bob is none too pleased. The gang is joined late by adult film star Ebony Mystique, who bonds with Chip over their knowledge of the Black Panthers. Mike proves himself to be a porn savant.

Blind Mike makes his debut on the Podacast and does not disappoint. He explains to Daddy how poorly his pecka performed at Skanfest. He issues a very firm handed discipline to Xia, who is dressed for a Dukes of Hazzard episode. Zac commits to getting healthy and there are several good bombs.

Mike and Tim from Dad Meat join Chipperson for the first time. Xia reveals she's a ginger down there and Chip is quite pleased. Zac and Chip combine on a few zingers. Dalton Meyer, the Guiness Book of World Record holder for clapping!  joins the program for an in depth interview.

Doug bumps into Tuck and pitches a great show idea. Bell also happens upon Tiger Woods and things get slightly awkward.

Dave Temple and Gigi Dior join the program to discuss Gigi's lawsuit from Dior. Chipperson offers some legal advice. Dave and Chip bond condemning Xia's pornographic story about Gigi showing her bosoms in public. Gigi arrives late and treats Chip to a flash and is forgiven for lateness. She also describes being a naughty grandmother. Dave opens up about telling a girl she's fat. Chip also discusses adult baby fetishes.

Doug and Sandy Bullock have sparks, as expected. Doug goes down memory lane to tell everyone about when he worked at a country club and bumped into John Carson. There is also an unpleasant interaction with Charles Dutton.

Chip is occasionally blurry, much to the dismay of viewers. Daniel 'UPS' Kurland joins the show to confess cheating with another carrier. The gang is dismayed but supportive. Christine Berg makes her podacast debut and confirms what Chipperson has long suspected about things with Aaron. Not good news. Xia and Christine discuss whose bosoms can hold more pencils. And the answer may surprise you. Or it won't surprise you at all. Zac Amico is murderous as usual.

Ian is very self-conscious about putting on 65 pounds. Xia's date is analyzed in detail and Chipperson is none too pleased. Chip comments about Xia's revealing outfit. In a stunning revalation, Luke doesn't show up with Jim Florentine beause he's apparently 'too old for Chipp'. Chip hides his humiliation and smiles as per usual. Chip reveals what an online dating profile would look like. The gang also reviews Mr Hands and a fellow with a jar for Jim Florentine. 

Bell bumps into Quinny in a pet store. Doug also helps Donny Rickles get some laughs at his show, then has a great time bonding with Benny Cumberbatch.

An exciting episode! Kerryn tells everyone about her hot date who brought another woman! Ralph has returned to the podacast to give everyone the updated height of his new girlfriend. Stacey revisits the rotted tool of her ex and the gang looks up pictures on google. Everyone seems to have a different reaction than Chipperson. Xia prepares to cheat and go on a big date. Chip is devastated.

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