The Comedy Button

Max tells us about the weirdos he went to art school with, Kristin destroys her academic bell curve, and Brian recounts some house party fights. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

The Internet's #1 podcast for The Suicide Squad, boomerang shapes, jury duty tips, and Love Island theorycrafting. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

We recount the secret history of the Predator, relive our memories of Blockbuster Video, share our favorite bad smells, read Amazon reviews of other people's favorite bad smells, and get taken on the world's stupidest office tour. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Wow, we've been making this nonsense for 500 episodes now! Our old pal Anthony Gallegos is back to help us celebrate, and also to school us on the art of motorcycle maintenance, provide an update on his menagerie, ponder the inner workings of Real Doll customer service, play us a jaunty tune on his penny whistle, and help us explain some of our stupider Comedy Button traditions to Kristin. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar, with special guest Anthony Gallegos.

Max pawns his cat off on some suckers, Brian reinforces this decision with cat horror stories aplenty, we wonder what our ideal jobs in space might be, and we imagine what a Comedy Button Freaky Friday would look like. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

We ponder the Moana Lisa, Kristin confesses to her crimes, Scott tells his weird puke stories, we decide on the most stackable animals, and Max gets himself some Wolverine ice cream. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Sorry, everybody -- we made Ryan host again. Scott explains why he has no free time anymore, Brian learns how to smoke meat from flat-earthers, and we learn more about everybody's dorky high school life, Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Kristin Van De Yar.

It's the latest episode of the Comedy Button, the Internet's #1 fine art and movie podcast. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Settle in with us as we finally get some real pizza whistles and swazzle stars, and Scott tells us his wild and crazy Michigan tales about the fireworks factory and the world's stupidest pizza parlor. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Wrestling and comic books are all pretty dumb, cell phones make horror movies way less scary, Ryan has no idea what people do at bars, and we decide whether we would take drugs to find ghosts. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.