The Comedy Button

We learn that private schools even have ritzy bullies, Ryan tells us about all the coins he's hoarding for the boatman, Max books a sewer tour, and we come up with some terrible toy ideas. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

We have a good old-fashioned debate about how bad the Lord of the Rings movies are, offer up some terrible ideas about all the stupidest food, and have a few close brushes with some Lovecraftian ocean beasts. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

We do our annual check-in on monster cereal, Ryan returns to Benihana at long last, and we realize we're into a bunch of boring adult stuff now. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Welcome to the Comedy Button, your #1 source for mummy lore, mummy facts, and other mummy-related stuff. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

It turns out you really CAN forget how to ride a bike, we don't know much about throwing balls around, bad horror movies are good horror movies, and we spend even more time babbling about hot dogs. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

We vote on the world's most official best donuts list, identify the celebrities that definitely eat leftovers, and figure out what kinds of enchanted objects we would be. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Seth Macy returns to tell us about the old new Maine news, the new new Maine news, all the cool teen snacks of 20xx, downloading shareware games from the local BBS, and his favorite Hackers autograph. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar, with special guest Seth Macy.

We ring in poopin' season with some talk about the James Bonds, Max finds his stud finder (or did the stud finder find him?), we recount some dumb school assembly meetings, and we get some dirt on all those danged pot-smoking kids. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Kristin tells us about the Godzilla MonsterVerse, and then we learn the difference between tunnels and chunnels, and reminisce about the before times. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Ryan schools everybody on the best techno music, we try to rank the worst U.S. Presidents, Max tells us all about getting peed on by his infant, and we discuss that tried and true topic: porn on the Internet. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.