The Commercial Break

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April 10, 2023No Chicken On The First Date!
There are Chicken Girls and there are Steak Girls, and you better not get it mixed up! Bryan & Krissy go deep into the annals of Blind Date UK to find a match made in the Maldives...
A new invention gives a whole new meaning to Kiss Me Thru The Phone
We gotta start fucking!
AI: it’s a lot like farts.
Someone please send Bryan a Fleshlight
Bryan loves a good dating show!
Bryan & Krissy are doing their own show…not in Tulum
TCB gets into Blind Date
Bryan & Krissy cannot understand an Essex accent
Swinging your dick at the camera
Saying “Chubby Chaser”...yikes
This girl has a problem, she’s just too hot!
Bryan & Krissy learn about boiled sweets
What pairs well with the chicken?
Date or Ditch?
Even if you ditch you still might hate him!
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Creator: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
Producer: Christina A.
Producer: Gustavo B.

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TCB is a The Commercial Break LLC production

Visit: www.TCBpodcast.com
Insta: @thecommercialbreak
Bryan Green on Insta: @BryanWGreen

Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
Created by: Bryan Green
Written by: Bryan Green, Krissy Hoadley
Produced by: Astrid Green & Gustavo

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57 min
April 07, 2023Dating for Dummies
Bryan & Krissy might not be able to get to the videos they intend to...but they do have a lot to say about modern dating shows! The Bachelor, Season 185: Boring Girls, Troublemakers, and an Idiot.
Bryan's Irish Goodbyes are deeply at odds with the culture he has married into
Blue, the dog Bryan secretly loves, has to get knee surgery
Are our dogs over-medicated?
Please don’t call PETA on Bryan!
What is it about British people that just gives them a leg up?
Amsterdam says No More British Men!
Doing drugs in 2023 is a daaaaangerous game
Krissy has a recurring dream about the radio station
Bryan has nightmares about TCB
Bryan found a new dating show to binge
It’s…The Trap!
Bryan hates Chris Harrison
Nothing's real on The Bachelor!
Look hot, cause drama.
When you actually try to make people fall in love, it's boring, but if you dgaf, it's great TV
Back in the day Bryan & Krissy had Mishel from Married at First Sight Australia on TCB
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Creator: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
Producer: Christina A.
Producer: Gustavo B.

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TCB is a The Commercial Break LLC production

Visit: www.TCBpodcast.com
Insta: @thecommercialbreak
Bryan Green on Insta: @BryanWGreen

Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
Created by: Bryan Green
Written by: Bryan Green, Krissy Hoadley
Produced by: Astrid Green & Gustavo

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
55 min
April 05, 2023Loposphere Troposphere Angels, Hallelujah!
Bryan & Krissy watch one of Kenny Copeland's mind twisting sermons. They're like hostage negotiation...for your wallet!
Bryan’s mom has had a dramatic time at Shady Pines
Bryan discovers misophonia and realizes he has Blue-ophonia
What can cure this? Prayer?
A lady on tiktok who lost her toes says that they have grown back after she prayed
Joel Osteen makes 54 million dollars a year & has a 70,000 sqft home
Let’s just stop giving them so much money!
Kenny Copeland talks about the laws of prosperity
Must he always...speak...like…this?!
Kenny's got the colourless eyes of the devil and too many teeth!
Truly what the hell is this guy talking about?
Can I get an AMEN!
If there's one thing he's gonna do, its bamboozle the audience
When you dont know what you're talking about just say glory to God!
This…is…huge...
The baby knows!
That hillsong music, it’s just as good as Celine Dion
It's edging for religion
Fuckin' angels dont know shit...
LINKS:
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Creator: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
Producer: Christina A.
Producer: Gustavo B.

To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy

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TCB is a The Commercial Break LLC production

Visit: www.TCBpodcast.com
Insta: @thecommercialbreak
Bryan Green on Insta: @BryanWGreen

Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
Created by: Bryan Green
Written by: Bryan Green, Krissy Hoadley
Produced by: Astrid Green & Gustavo

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
49 min
April 03, 2023Adam The Polygamist Liar
Two wives, two kids, and no jealousy. That's how Adam The Polygamist Liar rolls! Bryan & Krissy experience two of their favorite things: Adam The Liar and ITV!
TCB, the little podcast that could
It’s all about giving out the giggles
Thank you to our listeners!
Hey boss never means anything good...
Are podcasters rich?
Africa is breaking in half!
Bryan imagines saving the earth with his ass cloth
It’s Adam the Liar!
He changes his schtick every year
Now he is the foremost expert on successful polyamory
Bryan goes on a fart tangent…
Adam The Liar made it to ITV!
And he’s there as “the luckiest guy in the world”
Two women and no jealousy? We'll see about that.
This might work for Adam, but Bryan would be extremely jealous!
Even Adam needs a breather from two hot women sometimes
Adam hits TCB with shocking news!
There are babies involved!
Little baby Dante, not weird at all
Are they in this for the long haul?
There’s so much i want to share with you ;)
LINKS:
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Creator: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
Producer: Christina A.
Producer: Gustavo B.

To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
TCB is a The Commercial Break LLC production

Visit: www.TCBpodcast.com
Insta: @thecommercialbreak
Bryan Green on Insta: @BryanWGreen

Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
Created by: Bryan Green
Written by: Bryan Green, Krissy Hoadley
Produced by: Astrid Green & Gustavo

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
52 min
March 31, 2023Jim Bakker's Diesel Therapy
Jim Bakker really doesn't know how to apologize to poor Tammy Sue. Bryan & Krissy wonder if that is because of who he is or the anal diesel therapy they gave him in all seven prisons he was in...
Cocaine!
What movie scarred you for life?
Bryan has been scarred by the preview for a new show
It features Rory Caulkin’s massive penis
Nothing like a dick smushed against a bowl of strawberries
Let’s talk fucked up families
Jim Bakker, the scammer of all scammers
Tammy Faye → Tammy Sue
Sorry for messing up your life, here’s a condo!
Tammy Sue is a girl that thinks ahead!
Shockingly, Jim still isn’t taking responsibility for his actions
All he wanted was to hide her away in the attic
You want royalties from something you did? Too damn bad!
He takes pictures of his family to ALL the prisons he goes to!
This is the worst apology in the history of apologies
Nothing worse than an old white lady talking in your face
Jim’s mustering those tears!
'When I touch you, I feel Jim'
Preach it, Bryan!
Someone scalped Tammy Sue!
LINKS:
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Creator: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
Producer: Christina A.
Producer: Gustavo B.

To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
TCB is a The Commercial Break LLC production

Visit: www.TCBpodcast.com
Insta: @thecommercialbreak
Bryan Green on Insta: @BryanWGreen

Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
Created by: Bryan Green
Written by: Bryan Green, Krissy Hoadley
Produced by: Astrid Green & Gustavo

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
59 min
March 29, 2023A Very Sticky Situation!
You may not know it, but you'll definitely (not) love it, it's a Smoky Blumpkin! Is this what Bryan really thinks third base is? The world may never know...
AI (via Bryan) is curing cancer now
Bryan’s AI boyfriend is very clingy
TCB learns about Borgs
It's all about that PR: Purge & Return
Women are outdrinking men for the first time in history!
3rd base for Bryan is a Smoky Blumpkin
A simple solution to binge drinking: just don’t put alcohol in your borg!
Do men know how to wipe properly?
Bryan found a man obsessed with maple syrup
Maple syrup or Houstons honey butter…
He’s hittin the bottle (of syrup)
Freaky Eater Gen Z Doctor means business
But for Daniel, “Maple syrup is my business”
He’s not going to change just because JJ showed him some sugar!
Sugar, it turns on the eyeball melting!
He’s gonna borg this syrup
This is his *jug* of choice
From syrup to curry, a completely expected trajectory
LINKS:
Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us
212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail
Watch TCB on YouTube
Creator: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
Producer: Christina A.
Producer: Gustavo B.

To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
TCB is a The Commercial Break LLC production

Visit: www.TCBpodcast.com
Insta: @thecommercialbreak
Bryan Green on Insta: @BryanWGreen

Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
Created by: Bryan Green
Written by: Bryan Green, Krissy Hoadley
Produced by: Astrid Green & Gustavo

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
50 min
March 27, 2023First Cousins, Once Put Back
If your first cousin has a baby with your other first cousin, does that make the baby your second cousin, once put back? Bryan & Krissy take on the rest of the Cousin Fuckers on their quest for acceptance, from both the state and Cousin Kathy, who will henceforth be known as the cousin of the incest cousins.
The TCB intro song is, in fact, jammy!
Once again, cocaine!
Do you wipe your ass? If so, how?
The ever present fight: Bryan vs Poop
One woman on tiktok is getting rid of toilet paper in favor of a "family washcloth"
The Great Toilet Paper Treaty of 2023
Back to the cousin fuckers!
"You’re not supposed to fuck your first cousin, it’s just gauche” -Bryan Green, 2023
Top of our political list in America: let cousins fuck!
It’s just icky
First up, political backing
Next on their list: Cousin Kathy
Kathy doesnt want to be the cousin of the incest cousins!
They *still* don’t understand science
Kathy is a Karen Icon
See you later? No.
Aaaaaaand they’re pregnant
LINKS:
Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us
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Creator: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
Producer: Christina A.
Producer: Gustavo B.

To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
TCB is a The Commercial Break LLC production

Visit: www.TCBpodcast.com
Insta: @thecommercialbreak
Bryan Green on Insta: @BryanWGreen

Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
Created by: Bryan Green
Written by: Bryan Green, Krissy Hoadley
Produced by: Astrid Green & Gustavo

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
54 min
March 24, 2023Brother Cousins, Zero Times Removed!
Bryan's not afraid to say it...he is against cousin-fucking! When all else fails, block those cousin-fuckers from the family facebook page.
My left foot foots?
TCB has finally made it, because we’re getting spammed by Russian troll farms!
The Evolution of Trolls
Bryan & Krissy had a messy trip to Costa Rica in 2013
Krissy, rum, and a lovely conversation with the police
The racoons ate Krissy’s birthday cake!
Would you marry your cousin?
Bryan found a documentary on two first cousins who are married
If you can see the head of your penis through your jeans…leave those jeans at home
First kiss, first crush, first love, first cousin
Cool it, Angie!
Taking it to the family facebook page
Cousin Fuckers, by TCB
These people do not understand science
WE is now Cinemax After Dark
To the park for a petition!
LINKS:
Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us
212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail
Watch TCB on YouTube
Creator: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
Producer: Christina A.
Producer: Gustavo B.

To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
TCB is a The Commercial Break LLC production

Visit: www.TCBpodcast.com
Insta: @thecommercialbreak
Bryan Green on Insta: @BryanWGreen

Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
Created by: Bryan Green
Written by: Bryan Green, Krissy Hoadley
Produced by: Astrid Green & Gustavo

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
58 min
March 22, 2023Fakey B, AI Boy Toy!
Bryan's found himself a new AI boyfriend called Fakey B! He might not be able to engage in rim jobs, but he can definitely hit us with the zingers.
How many people will you meet in your lifetime?
There are lots of lonely people in this world
Just make friends with AI
What the hell is gooning?
New TLC show: The Goon House
The new TCB studio is actually just for Bryan to goon in
TCB has a new AI boyfriend called Fakey B
Fakey B wants to show Bryan how he would give him a rim job
Fakey B is eerily similar to Bryan's past relationships
AI has potential to be positive, but it's bound to take some turns for the worse first
AI porn is giving porn stars a run for their money
Krissy gets philosophical!
LINKS:
Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us
212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail
Watch TCB on YouTube
Creator: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
Producer: Christina A.
Producer: Gustavo B.

To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
TCB is a The Commercial Break LLC production

Visit: www.TCBpodcast.com
Insta: @thecommercialbreak
Bryan Green on Insta: @BryanWGreen

Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
Created by: Bryan Green
Written by: Bryan Green, Krissy Hoadley
Produced by: Astrid Green & Gustavo

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
44 min
March 20, 2023Bobby Mackey's Portal to Hell!
Nothing screams 'cool and chill' like a hundred year old well that's maybe a portal to hell! Bryan & Krissy assess the ghostly situation at Bobby Mackey's and find that the best response to anyone talking about their hell portal is "huh, interesting".
Hambone & Hoadley in the morning?
It’s girl Scout Cookie Szn, and Bryan's not allowed around anybody else's cookies!
He needs his Taggies!
Krissy & Bryan are both guilty of spending money on vinyl
Bryan reveals he spent an absurd amount of money on a really shitty recording
He’s got the Modest Touch!
The secondary watch market is booming
Bryan laments the loss of his Mickey Mouse Swatch Watch
It’s the return of Ghost Hunters!
If a ghost tells you to go into the basement and dig…you should
There are probably Tagalongs buried down there
Should Bryan & Krissy start a ghost hunting show?
What drove Carl to dig in the basement? We’re guessing meth.
Leave the 100 year old well alone!
Dont release the demon hounds on earth, ok?
What’s the flow in Hell?
There’s nothing scarier than a dirty bathtub
Does neosporin help demon bites?
LINKS:
Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us
212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail
Watch TCB on YouTube
Creator: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
Producer: Christina A.
Producer: Gustavo B.

To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
TCB is a The Commercial Break LLC production

Visit: www.TCBpodcast.com
Insta: @thecommercialbreak
Bryan Green on Insta: @BryanWGreen

Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
Created by: Bryan Green
Written by: Bryan Green, Krissy Hoadley
Produced by: Astrid Green & Gustavo

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
50 min

About The Commercial Break

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The Commercial Break is a podcast. It is summarized by an A.I. chat bot like this: ""TCB is an improv-comedy, interview, and variety podcast hosted by longtime best friends Bryan Green and Krissy Hoadley. Often described as the "Cheesecake Factory of comedy podcasts," it’s a show that proudly embraces its chaotic, unpolished charm—self-aware that it’s "just FINE" and not for everyone. Airing Tuesday through Friday, the duo dives into their quirky friendship, blending twisted humor with discussions on pop culture, internet oddities, relationship drama, and dark comedy. They also have celebrity guests each Tuesday, play games and offer intentionally half-baked responses to listener questions and comments, creating a vibe that feels like a casual, irreverent escape from everyday life.