This week we look at the tragically unassassinated RFK Jr. whose cynical attempt to run for the democratic primary is a transparent grab for attention which only made the news because his last name is Kennedy.

In other news we look at the recent conviction of mummy blogger turned kidnap hoaxer Katie Sorensen who fabricated a kidnapping attempt in the parking lot of a craft store to get internet clout. It worked too. But now she's probably going to jail.

In cooker update we have a look at the Monash City Council meeting which was hijacked by ferals who are terrified of men in dresses. Sandee and SOS nailed this in Tinfoil Tales so listen to that for on the ground coverage - we look at what an idiot Ralph Babet is and how completely cooked Rukshan's comments section is. It's really cooked.

Eric is back! He's not doing well. Pete is back! He misses Tucker.

Enjoy!

Content Warning: This episode contains examples of transphobic speech and may be distressing to some listeners.

This episode of Tinfoil Tales News and Views! SOS and Sandee discuss the Monash Council meeting on April 26th, where chaos ensued after the Freedom Protestors decided to verbally express their views around Monash allowing Drag Queen Story Hour to be facilitated at the Oakleigh Library on May 19th.

Sandee dives into the history of DQSH and why it has come to be and how a successful DQSH in Newcastle has paved the way for LGBTQIA+ members and supporters to respond to attacks on their events.

SOS continues the New World Order manifesto that Karen Brewer has created on what the new world will look like once the Freedom folk get into power, and an old Pseudo legal Expert makes a return.

Capped off with Danny Searle who has made a connection between Trump, Tucker and Pizza. Look, it's plausible.

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Jenni Robertson and her daughter Melinda De Groot join Jack to discuss grief, and profound loss surrounding the death of Jenni's son, Troy.

Troy died on the family property at nine years of age in 1987. Jenni has always harboured doubts about the circumstances of Troy's death. Troy may have died due to an accident but was his death a case of negligence or something much worse?

New information has come to hand and Troy's death is now the subject of a renewed police investigation as a result.

Troy's death occurred on a family property where harness racing was the central focus. At the time of Troy's death, the harness racing industry was replete with corruption and race fixing.

Troy died just weeks after his father, Robert and Jenni received death threats in relation to the performance of one of Robert's horses.

Was Troy the victim of a crime aimed at his father? 

The Two Jacks discuss the strategic defence review written by former Labor defence Minister Stephen Smith and former ADF head Angus Houston. The review shows Australia's military preparedness in the increasingly hot zone of the Indo-Pacific.

The Defence Dept has dropped the ball on technology and comms disruption and the easy quotes from the media about Australia entering the missile age means Australia should possess long range and ICBMs but there is no mention of it in the review.

In the US, Biden announces his run for the presidency in 2024 and in France, Macron has banned the banging of pots and pans.

In sport, the Wallabies drop the green and gold for the colour blind while the ANZAC day clash between Essendon and Collingwood has the Jacks drooling. 

This week we are being lazy and letting the robots do the work. But hold on - is it that simple? Can you just get ChatGPT to write up and episode.

Well, yes and no.

You can. But to make it say what you want it to say it's a slog. It's good, but it's not great. Real estate copy? Sure. A genuinely interesting and funny podcast? It seems like our jobs are safe.

But the robot had a good crack at it. And while we are sitting pretty in the face of an AI great replacement - what this dopey machine comes up with is kinda funny. Kinda.

The script is entirely ChatGPT. We filled in a few blanks for fun, but you can tell what's us and what's script. Just enjoy how ridiculous the future is and remember THE ROBOT LIES ALL THE TIME!

Enjoy!

TO CLARIFY - When Joel and Jack are talking about 'white hats' in Syria, they were the 'white helmets' - a group of volunteers who put their lives in harms way to rescue people from rubble and other dangerous situations that resulted in several casualties but a lot of saved lives. They exist. The white hats that Bosi talks about do not.

SECOND CLARIFICATION - (Joel here) I said that the reason we weren't in the ChatGPT training is because we were outside of the robot's training range. We were indeed inside the robot's training range, I just forgot that we have been doing this damn podcast for years now.

In shame, I edited it. But in truth Catholic fashion I believe one should be horribly punished for their mistakes so I am putting this in the show notes so everyone know's that I'm an idiot. Chookers! Thanks to Lloyd for pointing that one out to me!

Here's a preview of this weeks premium epiosde. From as little as five bucks a month! Don't make me get all weird and shame you like Dave Oneegs does - if you can't afford it, you just need to like want it more. Winners grindset bro.

If any of you are missing out because you're actually broke drop me a line and I'll send you a file. It's the honour system so don't tell me fibs!

Enjoy the free snippet!

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Hello good Patrons and thank you for your continuing support of the show. For your pennies this week you get a bit of an extension of our ChatGPT episode where we discuss a few of the responses we got and the nudges needed to get it to say crazy shit. 

And later in the episode we look at former crackhead and current idiot Mike Lindell who put out a $5million challenge to prove him wrong on election data and someone did it. Quite easily apparently. Unsurprisingly, Mike Lindell never intended to pay and is taking it to court. That's why you can't take these dickheads seriously. 

The Two Jacks discuss the state of legal issues around reproductive health for women in the US where abortion is banned for 43 percent of American women of reproductive age.

The situation is getting worse not better after the US Supreme Court revoked Roe V Wade with outrageous laws in some states. When will it end? Not for decades according to JTI, if at all.

In local news Albo gets a tick from Time Magazine while the Two Jacks discuss the latest politicking around the Voice.

In Florida, Ron DeSantis wants to build a prison next to Disneyworld. Or maybe he's joking. While in sport, Arsenal get a bad case of the jitters as Man City hunt them down for the title. 

Here's a preview of this weeks premium epiosde. From as little as five bucks a month! Don't make me get all weird and shame you like Dave Oneegs does - if you can't afford it, you just need to like want it more. Winners grindset bro.

If any of you are missing out because you're actually broke drop me a line and I'll send you a file. It's the honour system so don't tell me fibs!

Enjoy the free snippet!

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It's been a little bit quiet at the TCRP stables as Joel takes a sabbatical after easter to prevent total burnout but regular programming will resume - we have a some plans in the pipeline including a fairly silly episode written by ChatGPT showing how utterly replaceable we are and Jack has a very interesting true crime interview lined up. A bit of an exclusive.

This week we look at the liberal party and their position on the voice. Dutton has decided to go with the no vote and it's already tearing his party apart. Top work constable. Real good work champ. Looks like the libs will need to get used to opposition for a while...

Trump is in trouble - all the way up his crusty butthole. See, in a main episode I would have edited out the rambling about Trump's anus but Patrons get the good shit. He is in trouble. Lots of it. And nobody cares about Eric. Still.

Finally we look at the right wing tantrum around the Bud Light x Dylan Mulvaney promotion which saw Dylan's face on a can of Bud Light to celebrate a year of transition. The actual ad itself is pretty cute but she has made right wing nut jobs lose their minds. Why? Dumb reasons. Really dumb reasons.

Enjoy~!

The Two Jacks discuss the Voice and the Federal Liberals' stated position of a No vote in the referendum.

JTI takes a look at all of the Liberals around the country, including some in the federal parliament who have stated they will promote the Yes vote. Will the referendum tear the Libs apart and what will a No position mean to their long term political life?

In the US, an unpopular Joe Biden still looks to be the likely winner in the 2024 presidential election.

A political scandal rocks the Scottish National Party amid questions of why Nicola Sturgeon retired from politics.

Putin's long table is explained by a high level Kremlin defector who claims the Russian president is a gibbering paranoid who fears Covid.

In sport, a US meteorological study with Major League Baseball shows climate change means more zingers. 

Welcome to another edition of Tinfoil Tales News and Views!

This episode, SOS and Sandee discuss the fallout of the NSW election with Guru and Bosi making the case it was stolen, Trump style! Speaking of Trump... Trump flags cause division in the Melbourne freedom movement with a hilarious outcome.

An ABC segment was aired recently that created a stir when Darren Bergwerf was outed as antisemitic and SOS and Sandee explain their role in that story, and the reactions to it.

A freedom fighter makes a somewhat useless but still very cool voyage across the Pacific and our favourite character of the movement makes a return prompting SOS and Sandee to hilariously describe what their version of the New World Order will be when they win.

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Link to ABC730 segment:

https://twitter.com/abc730/status/1642824724605554688?s=20

ABC article on My Place:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-04-04/anti-vax-group-my-place-plan-to-influence-your-local-council/102166182