The Conditional Release Program

The Two Jacks discuss the latest furore over Australia's National Holiday. Have the arguments hit a new low? With Peter Dutton's calls to boycott Woolworths, the Two Jacks say it couldn't possibly get crazier.

A day of nationhood is needed, one that will unify Australians and not divide them.

In the US, Trump takes Iowa with Nikki Haley looking like having a fighting chance of winning New Hampshire.

Around the world, how do progressive Jews view the response from their fellow non-Jewish travellers. Has anti-Semitism infected the progressive Left?

In sport, we look at the West Indies tour and ask how can it be that their players earn one tenth of the Australian players. Is a bit of socialism required to keep Test cricket alive? 

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aaaaand the MUA cracks the shits over the use of the red ensign and all sorts of stuff. It's a big one this one. Almost two hours of it. But we owed you something good after the holidays!

Enjoy!

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This week Joel has a chat with Neil Sanders of the excellent podcast Some Dare Call It Conspiracy - which you should all be subscribed to already.

We look at the puppet masters of the alt media who are pushing their agenda onto the hapless conspiracy movement that don't seem to notice that all their beliefs just happen to be fossil fuel industry talking points.

FUNNY THAT.

Neil is one of the few people I can think of (Daniel Morrison, Brendan from BIAS/Dirt Unit) who really get this phenomenon. So I had him on for a chat. And it's good!

Could have been twice the length but timezones are a bitch.

Enjoy!

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Such a big bloody year we had to cut it into two semesters. Part two has more bitching about twitter, the referendum and dumb cooker bullshit.

Rod's ticker is crook and fake Monica Smit is making him sad. Coles are self serving themselves to another layer of hell and Trump is probably going to jail but also probably going to be president.

It's a lot to take in.

But if you've got 90 spare minutes, take it in and sort it out. We have a big year ahead and it looks like things are only going to get weirder.

Enjoy!

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Here's a preview of this weeks premium epiosde. As an XMAS present we are giving away a longer snippet this time. Oh, tis the season indeed.

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Yippie ki-yay mothercookers! It's xmas and that means it's time for cookers to side with paedos and Biden to kill xmas. What?

Yeah so the eSafety commissioner is taking action against Twitter who appear to be asleep at the wheel on kiddy porn. When it comes to saving the kids - nobody is more passionate than cookers. Well, until it's a decision between Elon simping or actual child welfare. They've chosen Elon. I wish I was kidding. 

RFK Jr is a piece of shit. We know that. But damned if he isn't gaining traction in the polls. Cheeky old fart is getting double digits in some important states and as a result has started being a little more moderate. Will he get up? No. But will he get disturbingly close? Maybe. 

And we look at an idiot on Fox who thinks Biden killed Xmas in a very strange way. I think Bill O'Reilly did it better tbh. 

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The two Jacks wrap up for the year with a look back at some of the biggest stories of the year. Was it the failure of the The Voice referendum, War in the Ukraine, War in Gaza, energy crises, or maybe the story that will endure was that of an alleged mushroom poisoning in Leongatha. JTI says the story will still attract attention 100 years into the future.

We review the big stories in sport, too. Nathan Lyon's 500th wicket, the Ashes, the Matildas in the World Cup and Collingwood not just winning an AFL premiership but that people who don't barrack for the Pies kind of like them now. In short, the world has gone mad. 

Merry xmas folks! This week we are getting together with the girls to have a yarn about stuff. Stuff that happened this year.

Was gonna be one part but it went for ages so it's two parts! Hopefully this makes the next week a little easier for those that find it difficult and even better for those who get all xmassy and cheery. Everyone wins!

Part two coming out soon.

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This week we have very good friend of the podcast Dave Burgess on the show to talk about his experiences at home in Cessnock and as an activist.

We've been to a few rallies together so it was time to have a chat for you guys and talk about the mechanics of it all. He knows his stuff!

Enjoy :-)

The Two Jacks discuss the problems of immigration in Europe with social pressures looming in Sweden, Germany and in the Netherlands with the rise of Geert Wilders. HK Jack maintains the pressures arise from failures to drive assimilation while JTI argues the rise of the far right in Europe predates the immigration issue.

In Ireland, far right thugs rioted after a knife attack outside a school in inner city Dublin committed allegedly by an immigrant who arrived in the country 20 years ago and is an Irish citizen. JTI explains that one of the men who stopped the alleged assailant was a Brazilian Deliveroo worker who was pronounced a hero and had more than 300,000 Euros raised for him by the people of Ireland.

Meanwhile Joe Biden's polling just seems to get worse. Has he hit rock bottom, yet?

In Australian news Dave Sharma fills the senate vacancy created by Marise Payne's retirement and we cover the Lehrmann defamation trial in Sport, the AFLW Grand Final gets underway this weekend.

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So we are changing the name and format of our premium episodes to be more 'fast and loose' which is actually just newspeak for 'lazy'.

Still, we think this is a lot better than silence and excuses. And we have fun doing it.

This week we are looking at a few stories. Crackers Kelly is found guilty of being a prat but narrowly escapes a conviction sadly. The vic libs get third place and celebrate because to them that's a good result. And Jack looks at Bibi Netanyahu's impending political doom with corruption charges and a general sense that the recent events are at least a little bit his fault.

Jack dives into the murky waters of gun registries - some of which are still paper based - and a lack of rapid response in enquiries about firearms resulting in more than one police death in recent times. This is a good time to revisit Wieambilla as it's a year on. We look back at the first domestic terrorist attack in some time.

Following this is the story of the year in the cooker space. Mark Mack is found to have perpetrated elder abuse in the pursuit of his mothers property. It's a dark story and one the Tinfoil Tales girls published in part on twitter. With their permission we have chosen some parts of the judgement to look at - it truly reveals him as a despicable character and as the TT girls have said - crickets from the movement. For the sake of the privacy of family we request you don't splash the judgement around if you find it. We obscured names intentionally.

Enjoy!