Beck Rogers is a 41-year-old wife and mother living in suburban Melbourne. She has decided to share her story - one of protracted sexual abuse, manipulation and coercive control at the hands of her father over more than three decades. Beck had the courage to persist and the courage to finally the end the abuse.

She is telling her story in interview with Peter Hoysted in the hope other victims might come forward and end the cycle of abuse. This is not an easy listen but an important one.

One in 10 Australians experience sexual abuse at the hands of a family member. Beck wants them to know there is a way out.

Victims can seek justice and become survivors.  

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Overview: In this episode, Jack the Insider and Hong Kong Jack discuss a wide array of topics ranging from breakthrough medical treatments to global politics, crime, sports, and cultural events, providing insightful commentary and analysis.

1. Breakthrough in Pancreatic Cancer Treatment

• Discussion on Peter Moulding's miraculous recovery from metastatic pancreatic cancer through a clinical trial drug, AMP945.
• Reflection on the promising advancements in immunological cancer treatments.

1. Childcare Safety Crisis

• Examination of horrifying child abuse allegations against a childcare worker in Melbourne.
• Critique of systemic flaws in background checks and legislative gaps in child safety policies.

1. Victorian Politics

• Analysis of recent polls showing Labor's resurgence under Premier Jacinta Allen.
• Internal conflicts and challenges plaguing the Victorian Liberal party and their implications for upcoming elections.

1. Anti-Semitic Incidents in Melbourne

• Report on a rise in targeted attacks against the Jewish community, including vandalism at a Jewish restaurant and an arson attempt at a synagogue.
• Broader discussion on combating hate and promoting tolerance in multicultural societies.

1. Reflections on the 7/7 London Bombings

• Marking the 20th anniversary of the London bombings.
• Personal stories of survivors and analysis of counter-terrorism efforts since that time.

1. Cultural Spotlight: Oasis Reunion

• Review of the iconic band's reunion concert in Wales and their return to form with a highly anticipated world tour.

1. Sports Coverage:

• Highlights from Wimbledon, including Novak Djokovic’s form and Alex de Minaur’s performance.
• Updates on AFL, NFLW, and the upcoming State of Origin decider.

1. Opinions on Middle East Peace Talks

• Speculations on the declining control of Hamas in Gaza and possibilities for regional peace and stability.

1. U.S. Politics and Policies

• Insights into the impact of the "Big Beautiful Bill" passed in Congress, including its contentious provisions.

1. Hong Kong Jack’s Story Highlight

• A tribute to the late televangelist Jimmy Swaggart and reflections on his controversial life and legacy.

Jack interviews Peter McCluskey - a full time carer and volunteer with EMERGE Australia, a support group for sufferers of Myalgic Encephalomyelitis/Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (ME/CFS), a complex, long-term illness characterised by severe fatigue that is not relieved by rest, joint pain, multiple food allergies, dizziness, sensitivity to light, touch and sound.

Peter’s wife, Jen, was first diagnosed with ME/CFS in 1993.

Peter outlines the struggles his wife has had to manage over the last three decades. The condition is exacerbated by medical health professionals who often believe ME/CFS is a psychosomatic syndrome. Poor and out-dated advice from the Royal Australian College of General Practitioners continues to worsen the symptoms for sufferers of this debilitating illness.

The advice remains in place in Australia despite changes to treatment in the UK and the US. Sufferers are often bed bound for much of their lives. They find it extremely difficult to access government support, including disability pensions and the NDIS. 

So the episode title is courtesy of ChatGPT and proof that AI is not going to replace us - yet.

What?

Anyway here's more AI slop. I didn't see the episode 117 but I'm on holiday so I am doing it later.

No AI slop shownotes (as is now tradition) because I did this edit in two parts. But basically Jack sees off his mate Denis Ryan who listeners will know was a Ballarat detective who fought the church to stop child sex offending and was harshly punished for his good deeds. We also look at the idiots saying the Minnesota assassinations were 'left wing violence'. We discuss the relevance of cookers which brings us right to Monica's latest grift - the hollow and pointless private prosecution of Dan Andrews. And then we have SovCits, MAGA paedos and BABET!

Big week folks. Enjoy!

This episode of "The Two Jacks," with Jack the Insider and Hong Kong Jack, covers a range of topics including the struggles of free-to-air television in Australia, the proposed superannuation tax on high balances, the complexities of housing affordability and development approvals, and the political landscape in the United States, particularly regarding immigration and the actions of the Trump administration. They also touch on the passing of author Frederick Forsyth, the controversial Gaza Freedom Flotilla with Greta Thunberg, and lighter topics like the "Dull Men's Club" and AFL updates.

Timestamped Events:

• 00:00:51: Discussion on the cancellation of Channel 10's "The Project" and the future of free-to-air television in Australia.
• 00:20: Superannuation tax on unrealized capital gains is debated, including a case study.
• 00:30: Housing affordability and the challenges of planning approvals are discussed.
• 00:40: The dynamic between Elon Musk and Donald Trump, and the power of the presidency is explored.
• 00:46: The conversation shifts to Trump and the courts, and the use of federal power regarding immigration.
• 01:04: The life and work of author Frederick Forsyth are remembered.
• 01:09: The Gaza Freedom Flotilla and Greta Thunberg's involvement are analyzed.
• 01:19: The "Dull Men's Club" is introduced.
• 01:21: AFL updates, including a controversial bump and discussion of CTE.
• 01:27: Rugby and football (soccer) are discussed, including Ange Postecoglou's departure from Tottenham.
• 01:31: Tennis at Roland Garros and interesting sports statistics are shared.
• 01:35: Closing remarks and listener interaction information.

This episode of 'The Two Jacks' features Jack the Insider and Hong Kong Jack discussing a range of topics. A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the story of former Victoria Police detective Denis Ryan and his fight for justice against clerical abuse, detailed in the book Unholy Trinity. They also touch upon Australian and international politics, including sectarianism, the current state of the Labor and Green parties, the situation in Tasmania, and US and UK politics with commentary on Elon Musk, the Democrats, and Sir Keir Starmer. The episode concludes with a discussion on sports, specifically AFL, NRL, and cricket.

PS - THESE SHOWNOTES ARE AI GENERATED

• (0:00:33) - Discussion of the life and fight for justice of former Vic Boll police detective Denis Ryan, who sought to prosecute Monsignor John Day for child sex offenses in Mildura in 1972, referencing the book Unholy Trinity.
• (0:09:31) - The police force's reaction to Denis Ryan's investigation, the "Catholic mafia" stymying the investigation, and Denis being ostracized.
• (0:17:43) - Joel Hill's encounter with then Chief Commissioner of Victoria Police, Graham Ashton, and asking him when he would apologize to Denis Ryan, which eventually led to formal apologies and compensation.
• (0:30:09) - Discussion of Dorinda Cox, former WA Green senator, joining the Labor Party and the political implications.
• (0:41:03) - Moving on from Australian politics to Elon Musk's unhappiness with a congressional spending bill and related gossip.
• (0:50:30) - Moving on to Ukraine and their significant win with drones taking out a substantial number of Russia's bomber fleet and the wider implications for the war.
• (0:55:09) - Moving on to the UK and Sir Keir Starmer's woes, including attacks from within his party and being spooked by the Reform party, and a discussion on immigration issues.
• (1:07:03) - Moving on to sport, mentioning the Tasmanian Devils AFL team and their reliance on political results in Tasmania, leading into a wider discussion on AFL governance and umpiring issues.
• (1:20:56) - Moving on to NRL, discussing State of Origin and a listener's lament about the South Sydney Rabbitohs.
• (1:23:46) - Discussion of PSG (Paris Saint-Germain) winning the Champions League final against Inter Milan and related events.
• (1:25:38) - Looking ahead to next week, mentioning the Test Championship at Lord's and Virat Kohli's IPL win, and discussing Australian cricket.

AI slop shownotes. This one gets spicy on Israel and Palestine!

Podcast Episode: Two Jacks – Episode 114

Post-Production for Recording 1

Run Date: 30 May 2025

Introduction (0:00)

• Jack the Insider and Hong Kong Jack return after a brief hiatus due to Joel traveling to Hawaii.
• Opening banter about Hawaii, the weather, and a lighthearted remark about avoiding bushfires.

• Deep dive into the aftermath of a recent election result, including:
• Two-party preferred votes: 55.19% to 44.81%.
• Discussions about the myths of how a "first past the post" voting system would have impacted the election outcomes.
• Historical context on the introduction of Australia's preferential voting system in 1918 to prevent Labor domination.
• Commentary on Tom Elliott’s controversial opinion about voting systems.
• Analysis of minor parties and how the removal of preferential voting would affect their representation, disadvantaging groups like the Greens or minor right parties.
• Hong Kong Jack shares insights about how voting systems shape campaign strategies in Australia versus the UK.

• Jack the Insider and Hong Kong Jack dissect the challenges facing the Coalition post-election:
• Tension between the Liberals and Nationals sparked by Littleproud’s leadership and uncertain policy positioning.
• Discussion on key personnel changes, including the demotion of shadow ministers like Sarah Henderson and Jane Hume.
• Predictions of leadership instability within the Nationals, with Jack the Insider forecasting Littleproud’s leadership might not survive past November.

• Speculation on the viability of the Liberal Party as it moves further right ideologically while alienating moderates.
• Historical perspective on the collapse of right-wing parties in Australian politics and the risk of the Liberal Party facing similar consequences.
• Critique of Peter Dutton's focus on regional Australia, leaving traditional city-based constituencies vulnerable to Teal independents.

United Kingdom:

• Decline in support for Keir Starmer’s Labour due to coalition infighting and lack of direction. Rumors about Angela Rayner potentially challenging Starmer for leadership.
• Discussions touch on “super injunction” rumors and polling trends showing growing support for Reform UK.

Poland:

• Highlights of Poland’s economic growth, with projections of it surpassing Japan in GDP per capita by 2026–27.
• Observations about Poland’s political stability and the upcoming Presidential Election, with tensions between hard-right and centrist candidates.

United States:

• A critical review of Trump’s controversial economic policies and debt ceiling negotiations.
• Jack the Insider critiques the "Make America Healthy Again" initiative by Bobby Kennedy Jr., particularly its stance on restricting government scientists from publishing research and COVID vaccine policies.
• Broader concerns about the decline in public trust toward pandemic management.

• Analysis of the dire humanitarian crisis in Gaza with criticism of aid distribution and alleged human rights violations.
• Jack the Insider highlights concerns about Israel’s political motivations and the use of Palestinians as human shields.
• Debate on whether Hamas or Netanyahu bears greater moral responsibility, with differing perspectives from Hong Kong Jack and Jack the Insider.

Australian Rules Football (AFL):

• Collingwood’s dominance this season; speculation on the flag being theirs to lose.
• Challenges faced by Carlton and Sydney as they linger outside the finals contention.

Rugby:

• Expectations for the British Lions Tour and its significance for Australian Rugby Union.
• Insights into the resilience and consistent performance of the Brumbies compared to other Super Rugby teams.

Soccer:

• Ange Postecoglou’s success at Tottenham Hotspur, securing their first trophy in years amidst uncertainty about his tenure.

Cricket:

• Cameron Green’s exceptional batting form in county cricket and its implications for Australia’s Test Championship squad selection.

State of Origin Rugby League:

• New South Wales claim a gritty Game 1 victory against Queensland at Lang Park, with the series set to continue at Optus Stadium in Perth and the Olympic Stadium in Sydney.

• Jack the Insider invites listeners to send in feedback and contributions for future episodes.
• Upcoming topics preview: The Victorian Liberal Party’s internal turmoil, with potential fallout over legal disputes involving former leader John Pesutto.

Thank you for tuning in to Two Jacks!

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In this episode of The Two Jacks, Jack the Insider and Hong Kong Jack tackle the latest in Australian politics, global media developments, and international affairs. It's a fast-paced discussion of the political landscape, leadership upheavals, cabinet shakeups, pressing policies, and more. Tune in for sharp observations and witty takes!

1. Australian Politics

• The Liberal Party's election of a new leader, Suzanne ("Sussan") Ley.
• A deep dive into her unconventional numerology backstory.
• Her leadership votes (29–25) as she edges out Angus Taylor.
• Ted O’Brien as deputy leader – his Sunshine Coast seat, ties to Taiwan, and study in Asia.
• The Nationals' direction and challenges: David Littleproud retains leadership while debates over net-zero emissions targets continue.
• The tension between the Coalition's philosophical stance on nuclear energy and policy realignment.

1. Labor's New Cabinet

• The fallout of Anthony Albanese’s factional compromises in reshuffling the cabinet.
• The exclusion of Ed Husic and Mark Dreyfuß sparks conversations about faction-driven decisions.
• The introduction of “special envoys” within the ministry – quirky or functional?
• Reflections on the dynamics between faction leaders and Prime Minister Albanese.

1. Post-Referendum Delusions

• Analysis of the repercussions of the Voice referendum loss.
• How the Coalition misread their referendum win as momentum for taking government.
• The dangers of hubris in both major Australian political parties.

1. Gaza Crisis and Morality in Politics

• A reflective discussion on the humanitarian crisis in Gaza and its global implications.

1. Global Geopolitics

• Putin’s stance following European leaders’ ultimatum.
• U.S. tariffs on China: economic realities and diplomatic maneuvers.
• Commentary on the ongoing Russia-Ukraine conflict with Donald Trump’s threats of sanctions.

1. Germany’s Rearmament and Political Landscape

• The challenges around Germany’s massive military investment and reshaped leadership under conservative Frederick Merz.
• The rise of far-right party AFD and its broader European implications.

1. Immigration in Focus

• The political shift in the U.K. as Sir Keir Starmer changes his stance on immigration policies.
• Lessons from Australian immigration history and reflections on Europe’s response.

1. Sport, Pop Culture & More

• Cricket: Tribute to Virat Kohli as he retires from Test cricket. His stats, legacy, and influence on Indian cricket.
• AFL: A breakdown of the tight matches, umpiring controversies, and the top 8 ladder. Should draws remain?
• NRL: Celebrating Latrell Mitchell’s game-winning 50-meter field goal and the rise of unexpected teams like the NZ Warriors.
• IPL and Security Concerns: Adjustments to the tournament amidst heightened conflict.
• Nostalgia-filled commentary on Pope Leo XIV (the American Chicagoan Pope) and his potential love for baseball’s Chicago White Sox.

1. Humor & Extras

• Stories of televangelist Jim Bakker’s plea for funds and Nigerian email scam jokes rounded out with trademark Two Jacks humor.

• The Two Jacks dissect Australian media with insider insight, offering a combination of timely analysis and a bit of much-needed levity on heavy topics.
• From the cricket pitch to political caucuses, this episode highlights the intersection of power, performance, and policy.

• Follow Jack the Insider on Twitter: @JackTheInsider
• Subscribe to Hong Kong Jack’s Substack: HongKongJack.Substack.com

Have feedback, questions, or topics you’d like covered in a future episode? Reach out:

• Email: The Two Jacks

Join us for Episode 113 of The Two Jacks for bold takes, sharp critiques, and a few laughs along the way!

MORE UNINTENTIONALLY FUNNY AI SLOP SHOWNOTES. Peter Hoistead? Thanks Gemini.

Thanks listeners. We love you. Buy CBCo it's excellent beer.

The Conditional Release Program - Episode 185: Federal Election 2025 Post-Special

Hosts: Joel Hill & Jack the Insider (Peter Hoistead)

Overall Theme: A deep dive into the results and implications of the 2025 Australian Federal Election, focusing on Labor's historic victory, the Coalition's catastrophic loss, and the performance of minor parties and independents.

Key Segments & Talking Points:

(Part 1 - Approximate Timestamps based on original transcript, subject to adjustment)

• [00:00:00 - 00:01:23] Introduction & Election Overview
• Joel laments being banned from betting on the election, particularly Labor's strong odds.
• Jack notes Joel would have won significantly, especially on Labor at $2.60.
• Historic Labor Win: Anthony "Albo" Albanese leads Labor to a significant victory.
• Libs sent into an "existential crisis."
• Albo is the first PM to be re-elected since John Howard in 2004.
• Largest Labor victory on a two-party preferred basis since John Curtin in 1943 (votes still being counted).
• Crucial Stat: The Albanese government is the only first-term government to have a swing towards it in Australian political history.
• [00:01:23 - 00:03:38] Significance of the Swing to Labor
• Previous first-term governments (Howard '98, Hawke '84, Fraser '77, Whitlam '74, Menzies) all had swings against them when seeking a second term.
• Albo's government achieved an approximate 4% swing towards it (votes still being counted).
• Discussion points: Where it went right for Labor, and wrong for the Coalition, Greens, and Teals.
• Far-right "Cookers" performed terribly. Pauline Hanson's One Nation (FONY) might see minor representation.
• [00:03:38 - 00:05:11] Patreon & Sponsor Shout-outs
• Reminder to support the podcast on Patreon: www.patreon.com/theconditionalreleaseprogram (for as little as $5/month).
• CB Co. Beer: Praised for their IPA and new Hazy XPA. Competition to win $100,000. Use code CRP10 for 10% off at cbco.beer.
• [00:05:11 - 00:08:52] Polling Inaccuracies & Liberal Optimism
• Reiteration of the ~4% swing to Labor.
• Comparison of final poll predictions vs. actual results:
• Freshwater: Labor 51.5% (was Liberal pollster, told Libs they were close).
• Newspoll: 52.5% (Labor used their private polling).
• Essential: 53.5%.
• YouGov: 52.2% - 52.9%.
• Polling companies significantly underestimated Labor's vote, especially those advising the Coalition.
• The misplaced optimism at Liberal Party HQ on election night.
• [00:08:52 - 00:16:00] Specific Seat Results & Labor Gains
• Gilmore (NSW South Coast): Fiona Phillips (Labor) won 55-45 (3-4% swing to her), despite Andrew Constance (Liberal) being the favourite.
• Bennelong (Howard's old seat): Jeremy Laxail (Labor) won 59-41 against Scott Young (problematic Liberal candidate), a 10% swing to Labor.
• Parramatta: Andrew Charlton (Labor) won 62-38 (was 53.47 in 2022).
• Aston (Victoria): Labor won in a historic by-election previously, now a 4% swing to the Labor candidate, winning 53-47.
• Boothby (SA): Louise Miller-Frost (Labor) achieved an 8% swing, holding the seat 61-39.
• Tangney (WA): Sam Lim (Labor, ex-cop & dolphin trainer) secured a 3% swing, now 56-44. Large Bhutanese diaspora noted.
• Leichhardt (FNQ): Labor's Matt Smith won 57-43 after Warren Entsch (LNP) retired (10% swing).
• Hunter (NSW): Dan Repiccioli (Labor) re-elected with 44% primary vote (5% swing on primary). Fended off Nats and One Nation (Stuart Bonds' inflated vote claims by "One Australia" on X).
• [00:16:00 - 00:18:49] Diversifying Parliament & Women in Politics
• Praise for non-lawyer backgrounds in Parliament (e.g., Dan Repiccioli, Sam Lim).
• Critique of the typical lawyer/staffer/union pathway.
• Labor's success in diversifying candidate backgrounds and increasing female representation.
• Liberals struggling with female representation despite some efforts. Discussion of potential quotas in the Liberal party and the backlash it would cause.
• Margaret Thatcher quote: "If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman."
• [00:18:49 - 00:27:26] The Teals: Mixed Results & Challenges
• Initial appearance of a Teal "romp" on election night.
• Bradfield (NSW North Shore): Teal Nicolette Boele (Burle/Bola) behind Liberal Giselle Kaptarian by 178 votes (updated during recording).
• Goldstein (VIC): Tim Wilson (Liberal) leading Zoe Daniel (Teal) by 925 votes. Wilson is likely back. Joel comments on Wilson's IPA association vs. his "gay, wet, mediocre, progressive side." Jack notes Wilson often highlights his sexuality.
• Jim Chalmers' quip about Tim Wilson: "Popular for all those who haven't met him."
• Kooyong (VIC): Monique Ryan (Teal) leading by 1002 votes (97,000 counted, ~8,000 postals to go). Redistribution added parts of Toorak, making it harder for Ryan.
• Liberal candidate Amelia Hamer: "Trust fund renter" controversy, owns multiple properties, London bolthole.
• Corflute wars in Kooyong: Hamer campaign's excessive use of A-frames, obstructing walkways, went to Supreme Court over council limits. Jack doubts the impact of corflutes.
• [00:27:26 - 00:31:28] Why Did the Teals Go Backwards?
• Liberal party invested heavily in Kooyong and Goldstein.
• Voters potentially preferring a local member who is a Minister or part of the government.
• Redistribution impact in Kooyong (addition of Toorak).
• Zali Steggall's success in Warringah partly due to "fruitcake" Liberal opponents like Katherine Deves.
• [00:31:28 - 00:40:37] The Greens: Significant Losses
• Lost all lower house seats. Adam Bandt (leader) gone from Melbourne.
• Lost Brisbane (Max Chandler Mather) and Griffith back to Labor.
• Ryan (South Brisbane): Likely Labor win in a three-way contest.
• Greens will have no lower house representation.
• Key Reason: Housing policy standoff. Accused of holding up Labor's housing bill for over a year (affecting funding for domestic violence victims, homeless), pursuing "perfection" over compromise.
• [00:40:37 - 00:49:57] Deep Dive: Housing Policy Challenges
• A major challenge for the Albanese government. Not an easy fix.
• Supply-side changes could devalue existing homes or slow growth, angering homeowners.
• Joel’s view: Subsidized housing (rent-to-own, means-tested) wouldn't touch the high-end market.
• Negative gearing: Not a quick fix; removing it overnight unlikely to change much; issue is supply.
• Homeowner expectations of property value growth.
• Construction industry at full tilt; skills shortages.
• CFMEU's role in skilled migration for construction.
• Free TAFE importance for reskilling/upskilling.
• Linton Besser (Media Watch) criticism of Labor "building" houses when they reconditioned unlivable ones – Joel argues this still increases supply.
• [00:49:57 - 00:59:16] Deep Dive: Childcare Policy & Global Economic Headwinds
• Childcare another area for government focus.
• Labor's childcare policy: Rebates for high earners (e.g., $325k combined income).
• High cost of childcare; need for better pay for childcare workers (Labor delivered a pay spike).
• Ownership of childcare centers (Peter Dutton reference) and profit-making. Call for more public childcare.
• Uncertain global economic times, Trump tariffs.
• Port of Los Angeles imports down by one-third.
• US Q1 economy shrank 0.3%; recession likely.
• Japan, China, South Korea meeting to discuss tariff responses; hold significant US debt. Japanese warning to US re: trade negotiations.
• [00:59:16 - 01:07:13] What Went Wrong for the Coalition? Answer: Everything.
• Gas Price Fixing Policy: Cobbled together, no consultation with industry (unlike Rudd's mining tax failure), potentially unconstitutional (taxing for benefit of some states over others).
• Work From Home Policy Disaster:
• Conceived by Jane Hume and Peter Dutton, no Shadow Cabinet consultation.
• Initial messaging: All Commonwealth public servants, then just Canberra.
• Jane Hume's media run: Claimed all WFH is 20% less productive, citing a study.
• Implied WFH employees are "bludgers," alienating a vast number of voters (including partners of tradies).
• Labor capitalized on this after door-knocking feedback. Policy eventually walked back.
• Defence Policy: Released in the last week, vague promise to spend 3% of GDP, no specifics on acquisitions. Andrew Hastie (Shadow Defence) reportedly wants out of the portfolio.
• Fuel Excise Policy: Halving fuel excise for a year. Took a week for Dutton to do a photo-op at a service station. Fuel prices had already dropped.
• Melbourne Airport Rail Link Funding: Announced at a winery.
• Vehicle Emissions Policy: Clarifications issued within 48 hours.
• Generally a shambolic campaign, studied for years to come.
• [01:07:13 - 01:08:55] The Nationals & Nuclear Policy Fallout
• Nats trying to spin a better result than Libs, but didn't win Calare (Andrew Gee back as Indy).
• Nuclear Policy: Coalition embarrassed to discuss it. Nats insist on keeping it.
• Policy originated as a way for Libs to get Nats to support Net Zero by 2050.
• Massive costs and timelines: Hinkley Point C (UK) example – 65 billion pounds, years of delays. US Georgia plant similar.
• Legislative hurdles: Repealing Howard-era ban, state-level bans (even LNP QLD Premier Chris O'Fooley against it).
• State-funded, "socialist" approach due to lack of private investment.
• [01:08:55 - 01:15:49] Coalition Campaign Failures & Spokespeople
• Debate on government vs. private industry running power.
• Lack of effective Coalition spokespeople: Susan Ley sidelined, Jane Hume promoted. Angus Taylor perceived as lazy.
• Angus Taylor's past water license scandal ("Australia's Watergate," Cayman Islands structure).
• [01:15:49 - 01:28:03] Demographics: A Tide Against the Liberals
• Women: Voted ~58-42 for Labor (two-party preferred), worse than under Morrison. Libs failed to address issues like climate, domestic violence.
• Language Other Than English at Home (LOTE): 60% backed Labor (Redbridge polling, Cos Samaras). Indian and Chinese diaspora significant, impacting Deakin and Menzies (Keith Wallahan, a moderate, lost Menzies).
• Gen Z & Millennials (18-45): Now outnumber Baby Boomers (60+), voted 60-40 Labor (TPP).
• Preferencing: Labor "gamed the system well"; Liberals' deal with One Nation backfired in messaging to urban areas.
• Strategy Failure: Liberals walked away from "heartland" Teal-lost seats, wrongly believing voters were wrong. Dutton's 2023 claim of Libs being "party of regional Australia" failed. No connection or network in targeted outer-suburban/regional seats.
• Female Pre-selection: Aspiration of 50% in 2019, achieved 34% in 2025. "Male, white, middle-class, mediocre."
• Sarah Henderson Example: Lost Corangamite in 2019, returned via Senate vacancy. Criticized as a "waste of space," arrogant for seeking re-entry.
• Both parties have taken safe seats for granted (factional gifts), but Labor learning. Example: Batman (now Cooper, Jed Carney) won back from Greens after better candidate selection.
• [01:28:03 - 01:36:42] Fond Farewells: Election Casualties
• Peter Dutton: Lost his seat of Dickson (held 20+ years), got "smashed." Likely preferred losing seat to facing party room fallout. Gracious concession speech. Australia's strong electoral process praised (democracy sausage, volunteers, AEC, peaceful concession).
• Michael Sukkar (Deakin, VIC): "Unpleasant piece of work."
• Recount of February incident: Sukkar, at Dutton's prompting, used a point of order to cut off Attorney-General Mark Dreyfus (Jewish) during an emotional speech about anti-Semitism and his family's Holocaust connection (Shiloh story). Dreyfus called Sukkar "disgusting." Sukkar moved "that the member no longer be heard." Widely condemned.
• Gerard Rennick (QLD Senator): Anti-COVID vaccine, spread misinformation (diabetes, dementia links). Jack recounts being attacked by Rennick's "poison monkeys" on X after writing about it. Rennick gone, likely self-funded much of his campaign.

(Part 2 - Timestamps restart from 00:00:00 but are a continuation, add ~1 hour 36 mins 50 secs to these for continuous flow)

• [01:36:50 - 01:44:07] The Fractured Hard Right ("Cookers") - Dismal Performance
• Generally went nowhere electorally.
• UAP (United Australia Party) / Trumpeter Patriots (John Ruddock): 2.38% in NSW Senate (down from UAP's 3.2% in 2022). Less money spent than previous Clive Palmer campaigns.
• Libertarian Democrats (Lib Dems): 1.99% in NSW Senate. Controversial name didn't help. Alliance with H.A.R.T (formerly IMOP, Michael O'Neill) and Gerard Rennick's People First Party.
• Monica Smit's calls to "unite" contrasted with these groups already forming alliances without her.
• These three parties combined got less than 2% in NSW. Lib Dems <1.5% nationally outside NSW.
• Pauline Hanson's One Nation (FON): 5.8% in NSW Senate (up 2 points from 2022). "Teeny Weeny" might get up in QLD, maybe one in WA, but not enough in NSW.
• Family First: 1.67%.
• Cannibalizing each other's fractional votes; no real electoral success. "Cooked bullshit" validated briefly during pandemic but no longer.
• [01:44:07 - 01:55:30] Cooker Delusions & Financial Realities
• Rodney Culleton (Great Australia Party, WA): 0.97% (down from 1.05% in 2022, <1000 votes).
• Facebook comment: "Billy Bay" claiming Rennick's race is "close but unlikely" – met with derision (Rennick at ~10% of a quota).
• Cooker commenter "Brad": "It was never about forming government... Isn't it about getting candidates into the Senate to hold balance of power?" – Delusional.
• Funding Threshold: 4% of the vote in House or Senate to get election funding (deposit back). Most minor "freedom" parties will not reach this. Expensive failure for Ruddock, Culleton etc. (Clive Palmer won't care).
• Rodney Culleton on crutches, asking for help collecting corflutes. Still an undischarged bankrupt (potential issue with candidate registration stat dec).
• [01:55:30 - 02:09:00] More Cooker Antics & Failed Candidates
• Craig "Crackers" Kelly: Number 1 on Libertarian Senate ticket in NSW. Likely his political end.
• Cooker dreams of Senate balance of power via double dissolution are unfounded – even with a halved quota, they are nowhere near.
• Joel’s anecdote: Acquaintance supporting Gerard Rennick, suggesting some surface-level cut-through for People First Party, but election results prove otherwise. John Ruddock's efforts to make Lib Dems the "party of cookers" with Kelly as lead failed spectacularly.
• Dai Le (Fowler, NSW): Re-elected. Breaks Joel's heart ("total asshole"). Ben Fordham headline: Le claims Labor tried to buy votes. Her initial election attributed to Labor parachuting Kristina Keneally. Le now seen as a premier "cooker voice" as Rennick, Malcolm Roberts, and Alex Antic have limited national reach (Antic more on Telegram).
• Antic's influence has hurt SA Liberals (only 2 rural seats, nothing in Adelaide).
• Avi Yemini/Rukshan Fernando/Joel Jammal "freedom" telecast: Alex Antic was a guest, claiming good chances for some (unnamed) "cooker" candidates.
• [02:09:00 - 02:21:45] Mark "Mack" McFarlane & Cooker Live Stream
• Mark McFarlane (Mark Mack): The elder abuser (court finding: withheld medication, financial exploitation). Ran as an independent in Indi.
• Exposed by Tinfoil Tales, story picked up by mainstream media. Liberals changed preferences away from him.
• Freedom movement largely hasn't disowned him (Beck Freedom an outlier). McFarlane claims to be a "targeted individual."
• Received 1,268 votes (~1-2%), lost deposit.
• Cooker Live Stream (Avi Yemini, Rukshan Fernando, Joel Jammal):
• Monica Smit: Appeared, advocated for "freedom" people to join major parties (Liberals) to make change. Joel questions her understanding of politics and impact on Liberal party IQ/values.
• Drew Pavlou: Guest, "destroyed" by Avi Yemini in an edited clip ("leftist justifies Labor vote"). Drew actually voted Labor first, Greens last. Content designed for cooker base.
• Topher Field: Appeared.
• Morgan C. Jonas: Spent money on materials for Hunter (Dan Repiccioli's seat).
• AI-generated posters: "Burgers, Bowen and Blunders: The Dan Burglar - Put Labor Last." (Features Dan, Chris Bowen, and an Albo/Noam Chomsky hybrid).
• "Double Trouble" (Albo & Sid Allen): "More Debt, More Crime" – became a joke.
• On the live stream, 2 hours in, Jonas claimed Dutton would get a surprise victory/form minority government. (Jack notes he called it for Labor by 7:30 pm).
• Jonas claimed cooker vote around 16% in Victorian Senate (actual, including FON, is ~9.6%; without FON/Family First, much lower).
• [02:21:45 - 02:31:36] Russell Broadbent & Final Cooker Thoughts
• Russell Broadbent (Monash, VIC): Incumbent Liberal who lost pre-selection (to Mary Aldred, who got a 2.2% swing to her), ran as an independent.
• Broadbent got 10% as an Indy. Convinced he lost pre-selection for being a "cooker."
• "Fucked his career" by spending too much time on the internet (like Craig Kelly). Could have remained Member for Hughes.
• Broadbent: Father of the House, 25 years, never front bench. Time for fresh blood.
• Albo gave him a "free ad" during campaign, pitying his treatment.
• Appeared on Topher Field/Children's Health Defence Australia "election insights."
• Recent Broadbent Facebook post thanking pharmacists met with overwhelmingly negative comments from his new cooker base.
• Will have a good retirement on parliamentary super.
• [02:31:36 - END] Outro & Contact
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