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  • Episode 201 - Serial Killers - Hep B + ACIP - Calibri? - Cookers - BABET

    We are back with some news!

    Jack looks at a theory on why there are fewer serial killers now than ever - is it because CBCo started brewing? Maybe true crime podcasters. But Jack has a theory.

    ACIP under Kennedy have yanked the Hepatitis B Vaccine (HBV) recommendation which is going to give RFK Jr's death count a nudge - but the numbers will come long after he's dead. Does that mean he gets away with it? Probably.

    Marco Rubio changes the official State Department font back to Times New Roman because Calibri is something something DEI. Is Calibri a bit gay? I suppose so?

    In cooker update we look at Monica's massive flop and a few other things, basic housekeeping.

    In SovCits we have a cracker of a story and it's predictably dumb. Speaking of predictably dumb, it's Babet this week and it's not very interesting.

    Enjoy!


    1 hr 31 min
  • The Two Jacks - Episode 136 - The BOM Shell, Hong Kong Fires, and Pink Ball Tactics

    AI slop shownotes as per usual.


    Possible Episode Titles

    Bears, Budgets, and the Billion-Dollar Interface

    The BOM Shell, Hong Kong Fires, and Pink Ball Tactics

    Bamboo Scaffolds and Bureaucratic Blowouts

    From the Kowloon Hills to the Gabba: Bears, Bombs, and Bazball



    Episode Blurb

    In Episode 136, Jack the Insider and Hong Kong Jack connect to discuss a tragic week in Hong Kong following a devastating fire in the New Territories. The Jacks dive deep into the bureaucracy back home, tearing apart the Australian Bureau of Meteorology’s "interface" upgrade that ballooned from $4 million to $94 million—a classic case of consultant heavy-lifting and public service decline.

    The conversation spans the globe, touching on the underwhelming COP summit in Brazil, the "shambolic" UK Budget under Keir Starmer, and the curious bonhomie between Donald Trump and his political rivals. Plus, there are bears attacking in Japan and "wrench attacks" in Vancouver.

    Finally, the boys turn their eyes to the Gabba for the Pink Ball Test. Can England bounce back? Is Travis Head the key? And who will take home the flag in the AFLW Grand Final?

    Show Notes & Timestamps

    [00:00:00] Tragedy in Hong Kong

    Hong Kong Jack reports on the devastating fire in the New Territories with a death toll nearing 100. The boys discuss the history of the apartment blocks, the use of bamboo scaffolding in construction, and the grim reality of high-density living for the elderly.

    [00:09:13] The Lantau Swim

    A lighter note from HK: two swimmers tackle the waters around Lantau Island. The Jacks question the water quality near the Pearl River Delta.

    [00:10:31] Victorian Politics: A New Hope?

    Discussion on the polling boost for Victorian Liberal Leader Jess Wilson. Is the shine coming off the Labor government, and can the Liberals actually win the next state election?

    [00:14:03] COP30 in Brazil

    A wrap-up of the climate summit in Belém. The consensus? A lot of money spent for very little actionable result, and relief that Australia didn't drop a billion dollars hosting it.

    [00:16:15] The BOM Website Fiasco

    Joel tears into the Bureau of Meteorology’s upgrade. What was sold as a $4 million "interface" refresh has skyrocketed to $94 million. A broader discussion on the "consultancy disease" (Accenture, IBM) and the hollowing out of IT skills within the Australian Public Service.

    [00:28:03] The Brittany Higgins Saga Continues

    Analysis of Cameron Milner’s "Watergate" comments regarding Labor’s handling of the Fiona Brown and Linda Reynolds legal claims. The Jacks argue for a swift settlement and a fair go for Fiona Brown.

    [00:35:10] Inflation & The Public Service

    Inflation sticks at 3.5%, driven largely by government spending. Discussion on the massive expansion of the public service workforce under the current government and the lack of a "Peter Walsh-style" finance minister to curb spending.

    [00:39:49] Ukraine, Russia, and the Peace Deal

    The latest on the peace proposals. Is a "dirty deal" inevitable? The Jacks discuss Russia’s war economy, J.D. Vance’s peace plan, and why Poland’s military build-up is the model for the rest of Europe.

    [00:51:37] UK Budget Shambles

    Reaction to the Starmer Government’s budget. Leaks, "mansion taxes," and rising welfare bills for the "work-shy." Plus, Kemi Badenoch’s parliamentary performance compared to the Keating era.

    [00:59:04] The BBC’s Funding Crisis

    The "Beeb" blows a billion dollars as license fee cancellations soar. Joel and Jack discuss the archaic nature of the TV license fee compared to funding via general revenue.

    [01:02:19] Bear Attacks in Japan

    An unexpected crisis in Japan: Asiatic brown bears are moving from rural areas to urban centres, mauling nearly 200 people.

    [01:05:39] Crypto Crime in "Hongcouver"

    A violent "wrench attack" in British Columbia highlights the dangers of physical crypto theft. Joel muses on the future of encryption vs. supercomputers.

    [01:08:58] US Politics: Trump & The "Fascist" Label

    Donald Trump’s surprisingly civil meeting with NY political figures (Zohran Mamdani) despite previous name-calling. Plus, the dismissal of the James Comey and Letitia James indictments.

    [01:18:19] Cricket: The Gabba Pink Ball Test

    Previewing the Test Match. Can England recover from their Perth tactics? The debate over Scott Boland’s bowling, Mitchell Stark’s form, and why it’s time to call time on Usman Khawaja. The Jacks predict tactics for the swinging pink ball.

    [01:28:41] India’s Coaching Woes

    After a 2-0 drubbing by South Africa at home, Gautam Gambhir’s tenure is under the microscope.

    [01:31:05] AFLW Grand Final Preview

    Brisbane Lions vs. North Melbourne at Princes Park. North are on a historic winning streak, but can the Lions cause an upset?

    [01:32:48] Racing & Offshore Betting

    A look at the leakage of wagering revenue to offshore operators and James Packer’s recent comments on tax.

    1 hr 37 min
  • Episode 200 - NSW Neo-Nazi Legislation

    This week we have swapped Jack for a guest who is an activist and member of the Palestine Action Group who thinks NSW Premier Chris Minns may be walking into yet another trap set by the NSN.


    Can we legislate neo-nazis into nonexistence? Probably not. But it makes a great headline! While the new laws are specific to nazi ideology - what does that actually mean and who decides what that is? The cops or the courts. In the end, the process is the punishment and we have seen some very dubious applications of existing laws that are meant to target neo nazis and end up punishing people who clearly are not nazis. It doesn't really matter what the outcome of the court case is, defending a criminal charge sucks.


    It is episode 200 which we should probably celebrate somehow but we will save that for next episode. Or we will forget. I don't know how many promises I have broken over the course of the podcast so I won't make this one. But good things are in the pipeline.



    Enjoy!

    52 min
  • MAIN EP - Episode 199 - Epstein - Tredders - Nazis - SovCits - Pete!

    We are back with a classic news episode. We lead with Epstein - the thorn in Donald Trump's diaper. Did he suck off Bill Clinton? Probably not. Does he really give off a 'generous lover' aura?

    We also check out how old Tredders is going. It's not great. To summarise, Port Adelaide asked him to apologise for his comments on our Jewish friends and he said no.

    We take a quick look at the mountain of nazi news that has recently developed and bask in the schaudenfreude of the post Macquarie Street consequence festival. We recorded on Sunday so I have added a bit of an update on Matty Grutes who has had a absolute shit of a week. We look at some of the other dummies who thought the time was right to take off the mask. The time is never right to take off the mask! Get off twitter and touch some grass. People still hate nazis.

    In SovCits we look at a previous SovCit who remains a bit SovCitty - Andrew Morton Garrett who is a very funny boy. A winemaker who may have sampled too much of his own product. He now owns Australia. Geez. Better not laugh at him I suppose. We mentioned him in episode 156 and hopefully we will pump out an episode on him. He really is hilarious.

    And of course we have Pete - a man who recently dared go to the shops without shoes or a shirt, likely after a swim at the beach, and then made the truly sinister motion of putting his hands in his hair. As someone with very little hair this offends me on several levels, so I think it's completely reasonable what news.com.au decided to say about this tawdry affair. At the shops. Near a beach.

    Enjoy!

    1 hr 46 min
  • The Two Jacks - Episode 133: Coalition Chaos, Net Zero Drama, and Trump's Tanking Polls

    Recorded: November 6, 2025 (Oaks Day)

    Hosts: Joel Hill (Jack the Insider) & Hong Kong Jack

    Episode Description

    Join Jack the Insider and Hong Kong Jack as they dissect the Coalition's spectacular implosion, the Nationals' abandonment of net zero, and why Dennis Shanahan called this opposition "the worst in 40 years." Plus: Trump's approval hits rock bottom, US midterm election results send shockwaves, and why Ireland elected a grim president who toured Syria with Assad.

    Timestamps & Show Notes

    00:00:25 - Welcome & Oaks Day Chat

    The Jacks kick off discussing Melbourne's Oaks Day and why it was always better than the Cup for racing enthusiasts. Hong Kong Jack shares a memorable story about a judge who mysteriously adjourned court so everyone could hit the track.​

    00:02:39 - Coalition in Crisis: Net Zero Abandoned

    The National Party abandons net zero emissions targets, putting enormous pressure on the Liberal Party. Dennis Shanahan declares this the "worst opposition in 40 years" after a horror question time where Alex Hawke couldn't understand basic parliamentary procedures.​

    00:05:38 - South Australian Liberal Party Mass Exodus

    Over 200 members quit the SA Liberal Party in protest of Susan Ley's leadership and failure to abandon net zero. The state branch, dominated by hard-right figures like Senator Alex Antic, has a history of internal bloodshed.​

    00:07:33 - What Does Net Zero Actually Mean?

    The Jacks discuss how net zero has become an "article of faith" for enough Australians to matter politically, even if most people can't define it. It essentially represents action on climate change in voters' minds.​

    00:12:29 - Can Susan Ley Survive to Christmas?

    Hong Kong Jack predicts Ley might not survive until Christmas as Liberal leader, noting the killing season is upon us with the last parliamentary sitting coming up. Her best chance? That nobody else wants the awful job.​

    00:14:38 - The James Patterson Problem

    Senator James Patterson is described as a rising star who actually reads his briefs, but he's stuck in the Senate. Finding him a safe House seat in Victoria is virtually impossible with Monash (the safest Liberal seat) held by only 4%.​

    00:16:58 - Liberal Party: From Major to Minor

    Jack the Insider argues we're witnessing the Liberal Party's descent from major to minor party status, not unlike what happened to the United Australia Party in 1943. With only 26 members in parliament and 24% primary vote, the party faces potential oblivion.​

    00:18:34 - One Nation's Rise: 15-16% and Growing

    One Nation's support has surged from 6% to 15-16%, with the party establishing branches across NSW and Queensland. The biggest threat isn't to the Liberals, but to the Nationals in mining-based seats like Hunter and Capricornia.​

    00:21:46 - COP in Adelaide: A Billion Dollar Boondoggle?

    The proposed Conference of the Parties climate summit in Adelaide carries a $1 billion price tag. Hong Kong Jack questions who would notice if it didn't happen "apart from the grifters."​

    00:23:27 - National Anti-Corruption Commission Troubles

    Commissioner Paul Brereton faces serious conflict of interest issues due to his Army Reserve role and involvement in Afghanistan war crimes inquiries. The commission operates largely in secret, disappointing those who wanted an ICAC-style public inquiry.​

    00:28:23 - RoboDebt: Why No Criminal Charges?

    Discussion of the SBS documentary on RoboDebt and why senior public servants who knew the scheme was illegal haven't faced criminal charges. Some even got promoted despite their roles in the scandal.​

    00:30:19 - Bureau of Meteorology Website Disaster

    The BOM's new website launched right before severe Queensland storms, leaving users unable to understand warnings. The acting CEO was dragged before Minister Murray Watt for a ritual flogging and awkward video apology.​

    00:35:52 - "Free" Solar Power Announcement

    Chris Bowen announces three hours of free solar power daily for homes with smart meters in NSW, SE Queensland, and SA. Hong Kong Jack calls it "smoke and mirrors" - really just an attempt to shift demand to low-usage periods.​

    00:38:16 - Streaming Services Must Fund Aussie Content

    New laws will require streaming platforms to invest 10% of expenditure or 7.5% of revenue in Australian content. Hong Kong Jack immediately asks if 98% can go to true crime documentaries.​

    00:41:56 - Coalition Support Crashes to Record Low 24%

    Newspoll shows Coalition primary vote at just 24%, down from 40% in February. Combined with Labor's 33-34%, less than 60% of voters support the major parties - down from 80% in 2004.​

    00:44:39 - Andrew Neil: The Death of Centre-Right Parties

    Discussion of Andrew Neil's speech to the Centre for Independent Studies about how conservative parties have lost the metropolitan, educated "lanyard class" who were once their base. The UK Conservatives now hold just 9 metropolitan seats.​

    00:48:34 - The Great Inversion: Rich Counties Vote Democrat

    In the 1950s, Republicans won 56% of America's richest counties. In 2024, Democrats won 190 of the 200 richest counties. The establishment institutions - universities, judiciary, civil service - have all shifted centre-left.​

    00:51:19 - US Employment & Immigration Crackdown

    US unemployment sits at 4.3%, but labor shortages are emerging as ICE sweeps up workers and visa costs skyrocket to $100,000. Meanwhile, Trump's disapproval rating hits 63% - the highest of either term.​

    00:52:53 - Virginia & New Jersey: Democrats Dominate

    Tuesday's elections saw Democrats win overwhelmingly in traditionally blue areas, with every single county shifting toward Democrats - the complete reverse of 2024's presidential election pattern. Latino voters showed 30% leads for Democrats.​

    00:59:28 - Cost of Living Kills Administrations

    Both Trump and Biden made the same mistake: telling Americans inflation is under control while grocery bills say otherwise. The New York mayor-elect won by focusing relentlessly on reducing childcare and living costs.​

    01:02:21 - Trump Has the World's Biggest Laser Pointer

    Discussion of how Trump controls the news cycle while Americans struggle with real costs. "Trump has the biggest laser pointer in the world and all the media are cats" chasing wherever he points it.​

    01:03:23 - Millennials Aren't Becoming Conservative

    Unlike previous generations, millennials in their 40s with mortgages and kids aren't shifting right. They continue voting left, with Liberals only leading in the 65+ demographic (52-48). Housing affordability drives cynicism and socialist sympathies.​

    01:07:20 - New York's New Socialist Mayor

    Mandami wins NYC mayor's race with strong support from new arrivals who feel they'll never get a fair go. Long-time residents still voted for the corrupt Andrew Cuomo, knowing what a "terrible human being" he is.​

    01:09:13 - News in Brief

    European firms create $6.5B SpaceX rival - Hungary begs for Russian oil exemption - Israeli startup raises $60M for sun-reflecting climate tech that could disrupt weather - Gaza rebuilding cost hits $70B - Trump companies made $1B in crypto profits - North Korea builds museum for Ukraine war dead - Ireland elects grim anti-NATO president who toured Syria with Assad.​

    01:13:55 - Supreme Court Tariff Showdown

    SCOTUS hears arguments on Trump's emergency tariff powers - a 50-50 call that could force refunds of all tariff money collected and potentially save the presidency by making him walk it back.​

    01:16:45 - Government Shutdown & Dick Cheney's Death

    The shutdown continues as 9 of 10 states most reliant on food assistance are red states. Dick Cheney dies at 84, described by critics as someone who should have been tried as a war criminal and by W as "among the finest public servants of his generation."​

    Suggested Episode Titles
    1. "The Coalition's 24% Problem"
    2. "Net Zero to Hero: How the Nats Torpedoed the Libs"
    3. "Worst Opposition in 40 Years: Coalition Chaos"
    4. "Millionaires, Millennials, and the Death of Conservative Politics"
    5. "The Laser Pointer Presidency: Trump's Media Circus"
    6. "From Major to Minor: The Liberal Party's Long Goodbye"
    7. "Cost of Living: The Killer That Never Misses"
    8. "Susan Ley's Impossible Choice: Net Zero or Political Oblivion"

    Next Episode: Episode 134

    Produced by: Joel (currently surviving law school exams)

    Thanks for listening to Two Jacks - where Australian and international politics get the analysis they deserve.

    1 hr 34 min
  • Two Jacks - Episode 132: Halloween, Prince Andrew, and the Future of Patriotism

    AI slop shownotes as usual. Apologies for delay.

    Episode recorded: October 31, 2025

    Hosts: Joel Hill (Jack the Insider) and Jack (Hong Kong Jack)

    Episode Title Suggestions:
    1. "Halloween, Heists, and the House of Windsor"
    2. "From Prince Andrew to Patriotism: A Global Round-Up"
    3. "The Great Unraveling: Royals, Republics, and Rock T-Shirts"
    4. "Crown Jewels, Cricket, and Cultural Appropriation"
    5. "Episode 132: When Privilege Meets Reality"
    Show Notes with Timestamps

    00:00:26 - Welcome & Halloween Celebrations

    The Jacks kick off with a discussion about Halloween and All Souls Day, debating whether it's an American import or a genuine cultural celebration. Hong Kong Jack describes the costume-clad children heading to school and the refreshing lack of political correctness in Halloween dress.

    00:03:15 - Americanisation of Culture Debate

    Jack challenges the hypocrisy of those who complain about American cultural influence while wearing blue jeans, sneakers, and listening to rock and roll.

    00:04:16 - Prince Andrew's Downfall

    Deep dive into Prince Andrew's stripping of royal titles and exile to Sandringham. The hosts discuss the ongoing Epstein scandal, alleged misconduct, and the monarchy's survival strategy. Jack the Insider argues this is about protecting the institution itself, not just managing Andrew's behavior.

    00:08:25 - Royal Entitlement & The Succession

    Discussion of Andrew's bloated sense of entitlement, his eighth place in line to the throne, and comparisons to Edward VIII. The hosts debate whether the Royal Family can truly cut Andrew adrift or if he remains a necessary burden.

    00:12:36 - Copyright, Paywalls, and Making a Dollar

    Analysis of a copyright controversy involving an aggregator charging $100/month to over 100 prominent Australians for content stolen from behind paywalls. The Australian media's response and the broader implications for journalism funding.

    00:20:30 - AI and Copyright Protection

    The Albanese government's move to enshrine copyright protections against tech giants like Meta/Facebook, which pirated millions of books to train AI models. The Productivity Commission's controversial position favoring tech companies over creators.

    00:24:48 - Can the Left Be Patriotic?

    Joe Hildebrand's campaign questioning left-wing patriotism sparks a broader conversation about what Australian values actually mean, the "Build Back Australia" movement, and why we can't manufacture cars anymore.

    00:32:27 - The Anzac Day Revival

    Tracing how Anzac Day went from near-extinction in the 1970s to becoming a major cultural touchstone, with young Australians traveling to Gallipoli, the Kokoda Track, and other war memorial sites.

    00:35:47 - Immigration and Cultural Strength

    Jack's powerful argument that the true test of patriotism is whether new arrivals see themselves as Australian and whether our culture is strong enough to absorb them—contrasting with Europe's struggles with multiculturalism.

    00:40:13 - Organized Crime and the Tobacco Black Market

    Coles announces a 57% drop in cigarette sales as Australia's tobacco excise policies create a multi-billion dollar black market. Discussion of whether reducing excise is the only way to combat entrenched organized crime.

    00:47:46 - Stamp Duty as a Housing Barrier

    Reserve Bank Governor Michelle Bullock criticizes stamp duty as preventing retirees from downsizing and workers from relocating. Analysis of how $65,000 in stamp duty on a $1.5M property creates market paralysis.

    00:50:46 - One Nation Rebrands

    Pauline Hanson drops her name from the party as One Nation polls at 15% and builds electoral infrastructure. Comparisons to the Australian Democrats' evolution and discussion of whether they can become a serious second-tier party.

    00:54:29 - The Great French Jewel Heist

    Updates on arrests following the $150M Louvre heist of French crown jewels—were they criminal masterminds or idiots without an exit plan?

    00:55:50 - Japan's First Woman Prime Minister

    Japan's impressive new conservative Prime Minister, her Margaret Thatcher connection, and the challenges of governing in Japan's volatile political environment.

    00:57:12 - Argentina's Milei Wins Big

    Javier Milei's landslide midterm victory (41% of the vote) raises questions about Trump's financial bailout and the role of foreign aid in domestic politics.

    00:59:15 - Gaza Ceasefire and Hamas Control

    Analysis of the fragile Gaza ceasefire, Hamas reasserting control, and the impossible dilemma of who will enforce peace when no country wants the casualties.

    01:02:17 - Anthony Albanese's Joy Division T-Shirt

    The controversy over the PM wearing a Joy Division band t-shirt (with Nazi concentration camp origins) off the VIP plane. Jane Hume's dismissal: "Anyone wearing a rock band t-shirt is a bit naff."

    01:05:32 - APEC Conference in South Korea

    Trump's meetings with Xi Jinping and other Pacific leaders, with results to be determined in the coming months.

    01:06:41 - Politicians and Fake Backstories

    From George Santos to Gavin Newsom claiming he lived on "Wonder Bread and mac and cheese" despite being from wealthy Getty-connected family. Kevin Rudd's "homeless" car story and Malcolm Turnbull's Double Bay childhood. The Jeanette Howard story: insisting her train driver father be called a "locomotive engineer."

    01:11:30 - Iran's Hijab Retreat

    After executing protesters over headscarf enforcement, Iran suddenly pulls back on restrictions. Are US and Israeli strikes forcing the regime to moderate for survival?

    01:13:47 - The Richest Counties Flip

    Andrew Neil's observation: In Eisenhower's era, Republicans won 190 of the 200 richest US counties. In 2024, Kamala Harris won 190 of the 200 richest counties—a complete reversal showing the transformation of party alignment.

    01:15:40 - Women's Cricket World Cup

    Australia's women lose to India in a thrilling semi-final despite Phoebe Litchfield's brilliance. The hosts argue it's good for the sport to not have one team dominate indefinitely.

    01:17:21 - Ashes Selection Speculation

    Debate over Australia's top six for the Perth Test: Khawaja and Manus to open, with Smith, Head, Green, and Webster rounding out the batting order. Steve Smith's incredible captaincy stats: averaging 70 with 16 centuries.

    01:22:16 - England's Jofra Archer Problem

    Questions about whether England will risk selecting injury-prone Archer despite no first-class cricket since July and missing New Zealand ODI games.

    01:23:02 - Manchester City's Penalty Drama

    Erling Haaland's bizarre penalty miss against Sporting Lisbon becomes an instant meme as City struggles through another challenging season.

    01:24:50 - NBA & NHL Updates

    Round-up of basketball and hockey action, including standout performances and playoff implications.

    01:26:08 - Oasis Reunion in Crisis

    Liam Gallagher's voice problems threaten the reunion tour. Discussion of whether the band can survive without Liam's vocals and Noel's brilliance.

    01:29:18 - Music Recommendations

    The hosts share their latest musical discoveries, from classic rock to contemporary artists making waves internationally.

    01:34:24 - Vegetarian Beef Wellington

    Jack's bemusement at a restaurant advertisement for "vegetarian beef Wellington"—perhaps a bit too soon after recent cultural controversies.

    01:35:10 - Closing & Next Week's Preview

    Sign-off with promises of more Trump administration coverage, US job figures, corporate layoffs, and the Democrats' failure to deliver on "jobs, jobs, jobs."

    Key Themes This Episode:
    • Royal family crisis management
    • Copyright in the AI age
    • Australian patriotism and immigration
    • Unintended consequences of prohibition policies
    • Political authenticity vs. manufactured backstories
    • Sport as cultural common ground

    Two Jacks returns next week for Episode 133 with deep dives into Trump's White House, US economic indicators, and more global affairs analysis.

    1 hr 37 min
  • Episode 198 - Skepticon 2025

    The Conditional Release Program - Live from Skepticon 2025! Well, almost. We did a re-record. We were limited to an hour and we had some issues getting the audio file right. So we just did the script again!

    You won't hear the riotous laugher and rapturous applause from the audience but if you make believe you might just hear us being funny and getting a reaction.

    Skepticon was a lot of fun - next year it will be in Sydney and any folks that want to check out the Skeptics should head over to https://www.skeptics.com.au/ and go meet some likeminded folks!

    In this episode we look at the Ozenkadnook Tiger, Joel's cooked upbringing and the miracles of drinking piss. But we also revisit the important condition known as ME/CFS which has so far been terribly mismanaged by conventional medicine. Sometimes they get it wrong too.

    Hope you enjoy this one as much as we enjoyed crafting it. Normal programming to resume in full soon - good things ahead :-)

    2 hr 3 min
  • The Two Jacks - Episode 131 - Diplomacy, Deadlines & Drama

    Just FYI there is no @thetwojacks account on 'social media' - well, not that I know of. How good is AI! We will surely be replaced. Soon. Definitely worth the water usage.


    Proposed Episode Titles
    • "Diplomacy, Deadlines & Drama: The Two Jacks #131"
    • "Cargo Plane Crashes, Canberra Intrigues: The Two Jacks #131"
    • "Political Punchlines and Parliamentary Plots — Two Jacks Podcast"
    • "Mineral Deals & Media Moments: Episode 131"
    Episode Summary

    In this episode, The Two Jacks break down a tumultuous week in global politics, aviation, and Australian parliamentary affairs. Highlights include a fatal cargo plane crash at Hong Kong airport, Prime Minister Albanese’s high-stakes visit to Washington, DC, and the shifting sands of party leadership in Canberra. Lively debate, incisive commentary, and recurring humor fill an hour packed with analysis—from the fate of Prince Andrew to the fallout of Brittany Higgins’ legal battles.

    Segment Timestamps & Key Topics

    TimestampTopic/Segment

    00:01Greetings; episode intro and context00:16Hong Kong airport cargo plane crash — causes, casualties, aftermath01:32Anthony Albanese, Trump, and Australia’s US delegation — diplomatic exchanges04:32US-Australia $8.5B critical minerals framework agreement, Waggerup & Arafura09:27Coalition criticism: Kevin Rudd’s role, embarrassment, media moments12:14Internal Liberal Party analysis—Paterson, Taylor, Lay, women’s vote, future18:41Barnaby Joyce’s future: One Nation rumors, role of minor parties25:25Expansion of the House of Representatives — numbers, constitutional effects33:15Senate comparisons: Australia vs US, anecdotes about Ricky Muir44:42Higgins-Lehrmann-Reynolds fallout: legal actions, media fatigue53:24Australia in global happiness rankings, comparison to Scandinavian countries58:30Closing remarks and preview for next episode

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    1 hr 36 min
  • The Two Jacks - Episode 130 - Tax Battles, Hostage Deals & Political Spectacle

    What's for dinner? AI slop shownotes! Sorry for the delay in uploading the episode. Life is coming at me HARD AND FAST. All the proposed titles were shit so I went with this one. The others are in the slop pile!

    Enjoy!


    Welcome back to Two Jacks, episode 130, with Jack the Insider and Hong Kong Jack. This episode covers a wide range of timely political and global issues, with the usual mix of keen analysis and witty commentary.

    Main Topics Covered:
    • Australian Prime Minister's Leave and US Rare Minerals Deal: The PM is on leave ahead of a notable meeting with President Trump in Washington, discussing a rare minerals trade deal to boost Australia-US relations amid China tensions.
    • Polling on AUKUS Support: Discussion on recent polling showing declining Australian support for the AUKUS alliance, attributed to mixed feelings about the Trump administration.
    • Superannuation Tax Policy Backdown: Analysis of Treasurer Jim Chalmers' policy retreat on superannuation taxation for balances over $10 million, the political fallout, and implications for affected Australians.
    • Senator Lydia Thorpe AFP Investigation: Coverage of Lydia Thorpe's controversial speech calling for parliament to be burned down, leading to an AFP probe and censure motions, with commentary on political theatrics.
    • Gaza Peace Deal and Middle East Geopolitics: The multi-stage peace process including hostage-for-prisoner exchanges, disarmament challenges, regional powers' roles, and the strategic shift in Middle East alignments.
    • Nobel Peace Prize and Donald Trump: Reflecting on Trump's recent peace efforts and lap of honour, juxtaposed with the awarding of the Nobel Peace Prize to Maria Corina Machado.
    • US-China Soybean Trade and US Farm Bailout: The collapse of US soybean exports to China and the Argentine bailout, and their impact on American farmers and politics.
    • Lawfare and Political Investigations: Updates on legal cases involving James Comey and Letitia James, touching on the politicization of investigations.
    • Male Circumcision and RFK Jr's Autism Claim: Debunking claims related to circumcision and autism, highlighting misinformation spread by RFK Jr.
    • Tory Party Leadership and UK Politics: Thoughts on new Tory leader Babcock, political instability in France, and Britain’s prime ministerial history in polls.
    • Miscellaneous Topics: Lifestyle trends like youth reviving old technology, a documentary recommendation on John Candy, and Australian sports including the Women's ODI Cricket World Cup and AFL trade week.
    Episode Highlights:
    • Insightful takes on the high-stakes geopolitical shifts involving the US, China, Middle East, and Australia.
    • Candid political analysis of Australian domestic policy battles on superannuation.
    • A balanced view on political spectacle versus substance in issues like the AFP probe into Lydia Thorpe.
    • Commentary on the complexity behind the Gaza peace deal and the roles of regional players.
    • Humorous moments including commentary on Boris Johnson’s antics and John Candy documentary reflections.
    Recommendations from Hosts:
    • Get professional financial advice on superannuation, especially if nearing retirement.
    • Consider watching the John Candy documentary "I Like Me" on Amazon Prime.
    • Keep an eye on ongoing developments in trade politics and international diplomacy.
    Audience Engagement:

    Listeners are encouraged to drop comments, questions, and suggestions for future topics. The hosts thank the audience for their continued support and sign off until next week.

    Proposed Episode Titles
    1. "Rare Minerals, AUKUS Woes & Gaza Peace: Two Jacks Episode 130"
    2. "Superannuation Shakeup and Middle East Moves with Two Jacks"
    3. "Politics, Peace, and Protest: The Latest with Two Jacks"
    4. "From Canberra to Sharm El Sheikh: Two Jacks on the Global Stage"
    5. "Tax Battles, Hostage Deals & Political Spectacle – Two Jacks 130"
    6. "Australia, Trump, and Turmoil: The Two Jacks 130 Deep Dive"
    7. "Power Plays in Politics and Peace – Two Jacks Legendary 130"


    1 hr 31 min
  • UNLOCKED - Premium Episode 4 - Miracle Mineral Mud and Vaccine Extraction

    While we are busy preparing for Skepticon here's a rerun from the good old days when life was simpler and all we had to worry about was a bit of a pandemic. Here's the Skepticon blurb:

    Attention Melbournians - SKEPTICON IS ON THIS WEEKEND!

    Yes folks we are finally doing a live podcast. Time to crack out the snake oil dispenser and drink a pint of piss - it's time to make Melbourne healthy again. Will it work? Probably not. But there will be:

    Merch giveways

    CBCo vouchers

    A vaguely funny podcast recording which may or may not actually make the main feed

    Visual gags (hopefully) that won't be funny on the audio (if you even get to hear it)

    Bent spoons

    We will be on at 1.45pm Saturday after the lunch break.

    If you are feeling particularly skeptical, get a weekend ticket and come watch some other (inferior) sessions. Come sit next to me! I'll be the bald guy sitting with all my mates (alone).

    Otherwise day tickets are on sale and for people who can't make it (or want to save a few bucks) - a Zoom ticket is also available.

    There's also a dinner Saturday night - come eat with us!

    Skepticon is a not for profit in the genuine sense - it costs nerds money to make it happen at all. So tickets go to a good cause - keeping this thing going.

    And hey, you might get some free beer vouchers and exclusive limited edition merch!

    Tickets are available here: https://skepticon.org.au/tickets/

    Hope to meet some of you fine folks on the day.


    And here's the podcast blurb!


    Got vaccinated? That's bad. You better get that sorted. How about some IV bleach? 

    Feeling a bit too clean and slightly under the weather? Eat some mud. 

    Grifters gonna grift and honestly they'll go to wild lengths to get your money. This episode we look at some incredibly awful ways people are attempting to remove the vaccine, to save their souls from the devil jab. It's not good. 

    Merry Bleachmas!

    45 min

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