Talk Soup meets your Cosmo horoscope in Cosmic Gumbo, a brand new comedy / astrology / pop culture podcast featuring Gemini astrologer, Camille (aka Cosmic Cannibal), and Kansas City Leo, Katie (who is totally, 100% a Chiefs fan). No star or star sign is safe from being roasted, toasted, and tossed into this sonic dish.

In this inaugural episode, Camille and Katie discuss the highs and lows of Scorpio season, the romantic tour de force that is Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift, the zodiac signs of the King of the Hill cast, and many more random astrology weirdness.

Katie also shares her favorite weirdo Scorpio and Sagittarius celebrities in her "freaky forecast." Listen for laughs, stay for the dish.

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What do the stars have in store for you on the 2023 Sagittarius full moon?

What do the stars have in store for you this round of Gemini season?

Join snarky-yet-savvy astrologer and writer Cosmic Cannibal as she breaks down this season's biggest transits, from the Sagittarius full moon, to Mercury in Gemini and everything in between. Cosmic guides you through all the major planetary transits for Gemini season 2023, offering her witty insights, astrological expertise, and copious rambling. Whether you're a die-hard astrology fan or just looking for a good laugh, this episode is not to be missed!

Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal?

Sign up for the Cosmic Cannibal mailing list and get a FREE copy of the Cosmic Cannibal 2023 Astrology Guide, which has all the monthly transits, from new and full moons to Mercury retrograde–and more! Check Cosmic out on Medium.com, IG, TikTok, YouTube, and Pinterest. And be sure to up for the Moon Sign Mastery Workshop, which is available for pre-order NOW.

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"Stringed Disco" and "Disco Medusae" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b…

“70s Nu Disco Funk | 80s Funky Slap Bass TalkBox Music” by Aries Beats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjMNyk-04_U&list=PLy4TyVzLifMyQr2ARQLXSYusBuwV_LHJV&index=5

“Synth Funk (new 80s Retro Wave)” by Aries Beats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPnGRocuKik&list=PLy4TyVzLifMyQr2ARQLXSYusBuwV_LHJV&index=4 

In this week's episode, your host Cosmic Cannibal dives deep into the cosmic currents that are set to take over in the coming week. With Mercury stationing direct in Taurus on May 14th, Jupiter entering Taurus on May 16th, a Taurus New Moon on May 19th, Mars entering Leo on May 20th, and the Sun entering Gemini and Mars opposing Pluto on May 21st, there's no shortage of celestial action to keep an eye on. Join the sometimes snarky, always savvy Gemini host as she breaks down these transits and what they mean for your life and the world at large. It's a horoscope you won't wanna miss!

Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Sign up for the Cosmic Cannibal newsletter and get a FREE copy of the Cosmic Cannibal 2023 Astrology Guide, which has all the monthly transits, from new and full moons to Mercury retrograde–and more! Follow Cosmic on the web (cosmiccannibal.com), and on Medium.com. Oh, and don't forget to follow Cosmic on IG, TikTok, and Pinterest. 

Enroll in Cosmic's upcoming Understanding Your Moon Sign Workshop, here.

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"Stringed Disco" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b…

“70s Nu Disco Funk | 80s Funky Slap Bass TalkBox Music” by Aries Beats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjMNyk-04_U&list=PLy4TyVzLifMyQr2ARQLXSYusBuwV_LHJV&index=5

“Synth Funk (new 80s Retro Wave)” by Aries Beats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPnGRocuKik&list=PLy4TyVzLifMyQr2ARQLXSYusBuwV_LHJV&index=4 

What do the stars have in store for you this May 2023?

Join snarky-yet-savvy astrologer and writer Cosmic Cannibal as she hilariously breaks down this month’s biggest transits, from the Scorpio lunar eclipse, to Jupiter in Taurus and Mars in Leo. These May horoscopes will make you laugh out loud while also giving you the motivation you need to conquer the month ahead. Cosmic guides you through all the major planetary transits for May 2023, offering her witty insights, astrological expertise, and copious rambling. Whether you're a die-hard astrology fan or just looking for a good laugh, this episode is not to be missed!

Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal?

Sign up for the Cosmic Cannibal mailing list and get a FREE copy of the Cosmic Cannibal 2023 Astrology Guide, which has all the monthly transits, from new and full moons to Mercury retrograde–and more!

In the mood for more snarky-yet-savvy 'scopes? Check Cosmic out on Medium.com, and while you’re at it, visit the Cosmic Shop and grab yourself some sweet astrology gifts. Oh, and don't forget to follow Cosmic Cannibal on InstaGram and TikTok. 

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On March 7, 2023, Saturn entered Pisces for the first time in 30 years. Needless to say, this is a monumental transit, and Cosmic Cannibal has you covered. In this episode, the snarky-yet-savvy astrologer dives deep into the meaning and role of Saturn in astrology, uncovering the truth about Saturn Returns before exploring the ins and outs of this rare Saturn in Pisces transit and what it means for the mutable zodiac signs.

Read "Saturn in Pisces: meaning and horoscope" blog post.

Check out Cosmic's full prediction of Saturn in the Houses. 

Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal?

Sign up for the Cosmic Cannibal mailing list and get a FREE copy of the Cosmic Cannibal 2023 Astrology Guide, which has all the monthly transits, from new and full moons to Mercury retrograde–and more! Check Cosmic out on her website, Medium.com, IG, TikTok, and Pinterest. And get yourself a copy of your zodiac sign ebook, available on Amazon kindle. 

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What does it mean when Venus is in Aquarius? How is this Cancer full moon going to affect your zodiac sign? Snarky yet savvy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal doesn't really answer these questions, but on this episode of Cosmic Chronicles, she does talk about Venus in Aquarius celebrities Oprah and Sporty Spice, and the important transits happening on the Cancer full moon, as well as DraftKings and whether or not Santa Claus is a Sagittarius. So, it’s a fun one!

Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal?

Sign up for the Cosmic Cannibal mailing list and get a FREE copy of the Cosmic Cannibal 2023 Astrology Guide, which has all the monthly transits, from new and full moons to Mercury retrograde–and more!

Check Cosmic out on Medium.com and while you’re at it, click on this: https://linktr.ee/CosmicCannibal –that way, you can follow your friendly neighborhood Gemini on IG, TikTok, and more.

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Mercury & Venus are saying buh-bye to Sagg, the Moon is getting swole, and both Jupiter & Neptune are butting heads with Mercury. Your fave snarky-yet-savvy astrologer, Cosmic Cannibal is here for it ALL. She’s also got your horoscope for the week of Dec. 5, which includes those transits, as well as gratuitous talk about 90s pop, Sweden’s contribution to music, her regrets about getting bangs, oh–and new background tunes. It’s a helluva episode and you don’t wanna miss it.

Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Check her out on Medium.com and while you’re at it, click on this: https://linktr.ee/CosmicCannibal –that way, you can follow your friendly neighborhood Gemini on IG, TikTok, and more.

Also, be sure to get your hands on some cool astrology gifts for the Holidays, by visiting the Cosmic Cannibal shop on Etsy.

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“Synth Funk (new 80s Retro Wave)” by Aries Beats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPnGRocuKik&list=PLy4TyVzLifMyQr2ARQLXSYusBuwV_LHJV&index=4

After a long hiatus, your favorite snarky-yet-savvy astrologer is back with a bang. In this episode, Cosmic Cannibal has your oh-so funny forecast for 2022 Venus in Sagittarius, a transit that’s sure to light a fire under your butt worse than a Fiery Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell. Of course, what that ass-flame is prompting you to do (besides run to the toilet), depends on what Cosmic has written for your sign’s satiriscope. There’s lots of info, lots of disco and lots of hilariously absurd rambling about, well, everything.

Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Check her out on Medium.com and while you’re at it, click on this: https://linktr.ee/CosmicCannibal

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The Sun has entered Virgo and Cosmic Cannibal has your forecast for it. In this short episode, your favorite snarky-yet-savvy (and oh-so self-obsessed) Gemini astrologer reports on all the transits happening this 2022 Virgo SZN, including: The Virgo new moon, Mercury retrograde, Venus in Virgo and more! There’s lots of info, lots of disco and lots of hilariously absurd rambling about, well, everything.

Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Check her out on Medium.com and while you’re at it, click on this: https://linktr.ee/CosmicCannibal

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