Summer’s hottest transit for love has arrived, and snarky-yet-savvy Gemini astrologer Cosmic Cannibal has your hilarious horoscopes for it. In this episode, an over-caffeinated Cosmic explains why 2022 Venus in Leo is THE transit to bring more self-love into your life and why these next few weeks are gonna be great hair days. There are also gratuitous mentions of: Geri Halliwell, Bridgerton and the Will Smith bitch slap--oh, and plenty of disco muzak. (Cuz that’s Cosmic’s fave…)

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It's here, the grandest new moon of 2022. Snarky-yet-savvy Gemini astrologer Cosmic Cannibal has EVERYTHING you need to know about it, including the muy importante transits leading up to and following the new moon annnnd... horoscopes! Plus, there's disco muzak, copious ramblings and a few transits put in scene. That's right, Cosmic channels her inner thespian. Needless to say, it's an episode you don't wanna miss.

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It’s here. The most show-stopping transit of the year: LEO SEASON. And snarky-yet-savvy Gemini astrologer Cosmic Cannibal has your Cosmic Weather Forecast for it. (Plus, she rambles a bit about various Leo celebs and about what makes the fire sign so darn great but also slightly insufferable.) Oh, and there’s lots of disco muzak, so that's cool. 

Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Check her out here: https://linktr.ee/CosmicCannibal

And click here to get yourself a copy of her Leo ebook, Leo: The Headliner. 

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The love planet is at it again! This time, she’s sliding into Cancer’s DM and giving us all a romantic and financial transit to remember. (At least until Aug. 11.) In this episode, snarky-yet-savvy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal has your horoscope for 2022 Venus in Cancer, including special  dates for the transit and great disco muzak tracks. Hey-oh!

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What do Jim Carrey, Donna Summer, Jeff Besos and the Milwaukee Bucks have in common? They’re all Capricorns! (Except for the Bucks.) They’re also all a part of the report on the 2022 Capricorn full moon. In this hilariously absurd episode, snarky-yet-savvy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal talks in depth about the supermoon lunation and why it is so dang potent for manifesting. Included also are some great disco muzak tracks and copious existential ramblings. 

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On July 5, Mars and Mercury make major moves and snarky-yet-savvy #Gemini astrology Cosmic Cannibal has your forecast for BOTH. In this episode of the comedy astrology podcast, Cosmic rambles about 2022 Mars in Taurus and Mercury in Cancer and why one makes go after Golden Corral coupons and the other makes us sensitive AF. Included also are horoscopes for BOTH transits, along with a special appearance from notable quasi-Jamaican psychic Miss Cleo. Need we say more?

Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Follow the snarky astrology on her website, Instagram, Twitter, Medium.

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It's here, another new moon and snarky-yet-savvy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal has a very special new moon listicle / transit report for it. Cosmic also gives you all the details on retrograde Neptune in Pisces, including but not limited to: what it means and why some signs are filing a class cation lawsuit against the outer planet. Intrigued? You should be. 

Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Check out Cosmic's website, and follow her on Instagram and Medium, and get yourself a copy of her book, The Zodiac Abstract.

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Cancer season is in full swing, but do YOU know what this season has in store for you? Cosmic Cannibal does. The snarky-yet-savvy and oh-so self-involved astrologer has your Cosmic Weather Forecast full of all the transits happening this 2022 Cancer season, INCLUDING Venus in Gemini. There are also generous helpings of disco muzak and a fair bit of shade being thrown on Tom Hanks (you'll see why).

Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? You can read her horoscopes and other astrology articles on her website and on Medium, and get yourself a copy of her book, The Zodiac Abstract.

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What do Smokey the Bear and Emeril Lagasse have in common? They’re both a part of this extra spicy and extra satirical horoscope for the 2022 Sagittarius full moon. In this jam-packed episode, snarky-yet-savvy astrologer, Cosmic Cannibal explains what the lunation is about and all the revelations that (should) come with it. And yes, Smokey and Emeril make an appearance, but not in the way you’d expect…

Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal, follow the snarky astrology on her website, Instagram, Twitter, Medium.com. And get yourself a copy of her book, The Zodiac Abstract.

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What better way to kick off season 3 than with a forecast of Gemini season? Join snarky astrologer Cosmic Cannibal (a Gemini herself) in another hilariously absurd episode of the astrology podcast, where she gives you the low down on all the transits happening this Gemini season and what this time of year means for your chart and sign. There are also gratuitous references to both Tone Loc and Tony the Tiger, as well as copious amounts of lush disco music. So....yeah.

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