A full moon, a Jupiter trine, and lots of Venus action make for an active astrology weekend, and Cosmic Cannibal has your forecast for ALL OF IT. That’s right, in this episode of the astrology podcast, Cosmic gives you the lowdown on all the transits taking place this weekend, from the Gemini Full Moon and its lucky trine with Jupiter, to Venus conjunct Pluto ANNNNND Venus Retrograde. Plus, she explains why synchronicity is to be expected and also why she–and you–should not, under any circumstances get Dakota Johnson-inspired fringe. (That last bit will make more sense when you listen.) If that doesn’t whet your appetite, maybe the upbeat and slightly out-of-place disco muzak will?

To read more from Cosmic, check out www.cosmiccannibal.com

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Predicting what's gonna happen in the universe during the holidays can be difficult (what with all the raging family gatherings and whatnot), but fret not! Snarky-yet-savvy astrology satirist Cosmic Cannibal has your cosmic weather forecast covered. In this episode of Cosmic Chronicles, Cosmic reports on all the astrological transits for December 2021 and January 2022, including (but not limited to): Venus retrograde, Mercury retrograde (yes, there’s another one), the Gemini Full Moon, the Capricorn New Moon, the Cancer Full Moon, Jupiter in Pisces, and much, much more. Bonus: there's upbeat #disco muzak and #smoothjazz. Need we say more?

The episode originally aired as part of the subScribe podcast

Want more astro-logic from Cosmic? Check out her horoscope articles and more at www.cosmiccannibal.com

Eclipse season starts on Nov. 19 and snarky yet savvy astrology satirist Cosmic Cannibal has you covered. Cosmic talks about what the eff an eclipse is and how these emotionally revelatory lunations catapult you to your destiny, and why manifesting during this time is a big no-no. Bonus: there's upbeat disco muzak, chillhop, and of course, HOROSCOPES. Need we say more?

Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Check out her website at www.cosmiccannibal.com and be sure to grab yourself a copy of her book, The Zodiac Abstract, available on cosmiccannibal.square.site

This episode also aired on the subScribe Podcast and is based off an article published in The Scribe (scribe.uccs.edu). 

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What do Scarlett Johanssen and LeBron James have in common? Absolutely nothing, as Cosmic Cannibal discovers in this surprisingly explicit episode about Venus in Capricorn. By “surprisingly explicit”, we mean there is gratuitous use of the f word and the s word and the c word (commitment) in this pop-culture heavy horoscope. And by “pop culture” we mean there are odd references to Scrooge McDuck, Urkel, Shark Tank, and Martha Stewart. If that doesn’t get you hot enough, maybe the disco muzak will?

This episode is based on an article published in The Scribe, which you can read on Cosmic’s website www.cosmiccannibal.com.

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Can feelings fuel transformation? Snarky astrologer Cosmic Cannibal sure thinks so (in this week’s episode at least), and it’s all thanks to the 2021 New Moon in Scorpio. With a little help from Uranus, Mercury, and Venus, the emotionally-charged lunation sets the stage for new beginnings and ch-ch-changes. What those ch-ch-changes are depends on your horoscope. (What? You thought we were just gonna tell ya? No way!) If the horoscopes aren’t enough bait, you should know there’s also some rad disco and funk muzak. So, you can also have a dance party while you're bawling your eyes out and wishing your life was different...

This episode is based on an article published in The Scribe, which you can read on Cosmic’s website www.cosmiccannibal.com.

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"Stringed Disco" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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October is alive with planetary progrades and snarky, sometimes satirical astrology expert Cosmic Cannibal has them all covered. Planets Mercury, Jupiter, and Saturn have stationed direct, and Cosmic explains what the heck it all means for you and your zodiac sign. Annnd not to spoil it or anything, but there are also horoscopes. Lots and lots--OK, like, 12 --horoscopes, but they're really good!

Want more from Cosmic? visit her totally tubular website, www.cosmiccannibal.com and follow her on Instagram (@cosmiccannibalcamille)

This episode originally aired as part of the subScribe podcast. 

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"Stringed Disco" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

"Over Cast" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Get ready for an emotionally raw week. The waxing Moon is magnifying all our fiercest feelings and moving towards our 10th Full Moon of the year, this one in cardinal fire sign Aries. That’s right, the 2021 Aries Full Moon takes place on Oct. 20 and snarky yet savvy astrology satirist Cosmic Cannibal has your horoscope, complete with upbeat disco muzak and chit chat. It’s an episode you won’t want to miss.

This episode is based on articles written for The Scribe and previously aired on the subScribe podcast. For more astrology articles, visit Cosmic’s website www.cosmiccannibal.com

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"Stringed Disco" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

"Disco Medusae" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Major changes are on the horizon and Cosmic Cannibal has you covered in this short and sweet episode. The snarky and sometimes satirical astrologer has your mashup horoscopes for this week’s most important transits: the life-changing Libra New Moon and love-enhancing Venus in Sagittarius. It’s a double whammy of a good time, complete with disco music annnd did I mention MASHUP HOROSCOPES??

This episode is based on articles written for The Scribe, which you can read on Cosmic’s website.

Want more astro-logic from Cosmic? Check out her website, www.cosmiccannibal.com

Music Credits:

"Stringed Disco" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

"Disco Medusae" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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It happens three times a year, and Mercury has once again stationed retrograde. This time it's circling backwards through Libra, and Cosmic has everything you could ever possibly need to know about the three week transit, including (and especially) HOROSCOPES. If you want to prevent cracking your iPhone in half and accidentally sending a thirst trap to your cousins, then this episode is for you.

This episode is based on articles written for The Scribe, which you can read on Cosmic’s website.

Want more astro-logic from Cosmic? Check out her website, www.cosmiccannibal.com

Music Credits:

"Stringed Disco" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

"Disco Medusae" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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In the mood for a quickie? Cosmic Cannibal has you covered with this short horoscope for the Pisces Full Moon. The saucy yet savvy astrologer talks about Spiderman, disco music, and her rickety bones. It's an enlightening episode you won't want to miss.

This episode is based on an article written for The Scribe, which you can read on Cosmic’s website.

Music Credits:

"Stringed Disco" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

"Over Cast" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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