The Couch Critics

Dinosaur Shit cookie makes a triumphant return, Collab Drama, Size Queen reveal, Vagina PH, Over-editing, Preemptive Pepto and What would last year us say to THIS year us?

PS: we are at our most feral warning

The Fart Collab, DoorDash sluts, Airplane hot takes, Is it rude to pee? Reminiscing on Dakotas gay era, Lesbian Porn, WE SCISSORED, burner accounts, and so much more

Pimples, Farts, Titanic, Shit, Pimples, Red flags in a relationship… and then realizing we ARE the red flags. Most TMI episode ever pt 2

the girlies are back and even more clinically insane then ever (aka they are in person together!) 

We talk about TSA drama, Poutine , Dakota tells a Car Crash Story, Cosmic is dickmatized, we are so horny we are climbing up the walls

Dakota issues a public apology, is trauma therapy BS? Also talking quantum entanglement, Male Butthole, being petty and foot worship preferences

were back! (kinda)

the "tape" deetz, dakotas college commentary, the bar is in hell, talking shit about dog owners, and so much more.

Today we are gonna ruffle some feathers but we HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT. Bots, Agencies, Etc. Our feelings about them. Our hot takes. People are gonna come for us but we literally have to talk about this. So come at us bro 

Cosmic shares her FAF experience so far and the terrible DMS she’s been getting. We talk about how crazy we are, the price of a bad bitch, Mcdonalds Sprite, and to top it all off Rufus is here for emotional support.

Vape happened, Dilated pupils are hot, TSA rants, & the little Caesars incident

Our Scary Uber ride, Dave and busters, Taco Bell Meat, Mens Thighs, and so much more