The Couch Critics

The Couch Critics

By Cosmic Starlight and Dakota FadeComedy
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The Couch Critics episodes

  • Costco, Abgasms and Toe Health

    listening to our FIRST FAN AUDIO MAIL EVER! Answering the question “how do we deal with judgements related to our sex work career?”


    In this episode we discuss our fear of maintenance men, the threatening auras of gas stations, childhood dishwashing trauma and so much more chaotic topics!


    1 hr
  • Is the foot community a cult??

    Dakota moved into her new place! Cosmic shares her most pressing invasive thoughts! We read fan emails & play Fuck, Marry Kill!


    We talk about Pillow Princess life, The pain of shopping with men, and the share the moments we put our feminism on hold




    1 hr 13 min
  • Being Neuro-Spicy as Spicy Models

    Talking about how Neurodivergence affects our sex work journey, relationships with fans and other models.

    Also in this episode we answer fan emails! Some of the questions include:

    • Why did Dakota make the decision to not do nudes and does she ever regret the decision?
      • Does Cosmics Fiance ever get jealous of Dakota and Cosmics Chemistry?
      • Do we have plans for after sex work?
        • 1 hr 18 min
      • Paranormal Activities

        Sharing the scariest things we’ve personally experienced plus reading scary stories from Reddit! We also discuss some + interesting unpopular opinions in between when we get too scared!





        1 hr 8 min
      • Messy ASF

        Time to get messy. We fully unleash our inner critic in this one...So Warning... Cosmic is PMSing, Dakota is unhinged, and we just let it all out in this episode.


        We each share the most messy thing we’ve experienced thus far in the foot fetish community

        1 hr 4 min
      • The Joys Of Customs (sarcastically)

        In this episode we are answering various fan questions about the FFC.


        We dive into some big current issues in the community + share our thoughts about various subcultures as well! (IE: Nylons, Heels, ASMR, Giantess, etc)

        We aldo share the vulnerability of showing anyone the back of our head, dry shampoo. Honeslty this episode was too hard to name so enjoy

        1 hr 4 min
      • Adventures of a One-Day Stripper

        In this episode Dakota shares her harrowing journey of being a stripper for a day. She shares some intense and eye-opening aspects of her experience +  dives into the not-so-glamorous side of strip clubs. We also explore some of the darker aspects of this industry. Then we take some time to vent about our general frustrations with men in general (as always)


        Chaos level of this episode is fairly low, so chill with us and just let us complain <3

        1 hr 6 min
      • Manifesturbation

        This episode is as chaotic as they come so get ready.


        from giving fjs to friends, to manifesting our dreams through masturbation, this episode has got it all


        PS: We had so many technical difficulties so no one better be mean about the video & audio quality please. We did our best! I almost scrapped it but it was pure gold so i had to upload it! enjoy all the madness

        50 min
      • Toe-Angulation Ft. TheWitchBitch

        Our first EVER guest episode Cosmic Sister joins us! ThatWitchBitch is here and we get her unique perspective on the foot community, what’s its been like joining the community as Cosmics sister. We dive into The good, The bad and The ugly of the community. Shit gets real, raw, and vulnerable in this episode!

        1 hr 14 min
      • Sex Sex Sex pt. 2

        All the unedited sex talk! Reading sex reddit stories and giving our much needed advice

        TRIGGER WARNING @ 42:00 - SA


        Reading the stories:

        - “my girlfriend won’t stop farting during sex”
        -“my bf and best friend want to have a threesome, any thoughts?”

        -"new husband is ignoring me for a fetish what do i do?"

        1 hr 8 min

      About The Couch Critics

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      These two foot models turned besties share all of their (mostly terrible) relationship and sex advice with you!