The Couch Critics

The Couch Critics

By Cosmic Starlight and Dakota FadeComedy
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The Couch Critics episodes

  • Inside the lions den

    In this episode, we give our raw + unfiltered advice to new models regarding interpersonal relationships in this community. From difficulties working with other models, collabs gone wrong, and everything in between.

    We share some of the growing pains we've had and share words of wisdom to maybe to save you from experiencing

    those things

    1 hr 18 min
  • Sex Sex Sex! pt. 1

    In this episode we answer all the raunchy sex questions you guys asked us!


    We talk about our thoughts on Period sex, sexual things we HATE, discuss our first time, and share our personal embarrassing sex stories! & so much more!


    WARNING: It gets juicy in this one!

    41 min
  • Exposing all our Red Flags

    In this episode we expose all our red flags to you guys, then list all of EACHOTHERS red flags!


    Challenge: try to get through this episode without getting the Ick


    1 hr 5 min
  • The Footy Truth Pt. 2

    In this episode we continue on discussing the foot world!


    We also read 3 very interesting stories from reddit that revolve around the foot fetish and various problems the fetish might have contributed to... and we give them our relationship advice.

    Stories read:

    - AITA for laughing at my grandpa after he told me to "cover up" my feet?

    - AITA for refusing to take my shoes off in front of my sisters Husband?

    - BF exploring his foot fetish with his coworker, advice?


    We also ask each other some more juicy questions that leads to some hot topics...including discussing our love/hate relationship w reddit, our advice for new models, our advice for how to tell your partner you have a foot fetish and so much more

    52 min
  • The Footy Truth Pt. 1

    In this episode we dive into what its like to be a foot model, share some insider info!


    We talk about the tough lessons we learned as new models, collabs and how they can go right (or wrong). Discussing some foot fetish misconceptions we hate, why do we think theres such a stigma against feet? and so much more!

    25 min
  • Let’s Talk BDSM Pt. 2

    In this episode we read Reddit stories all about BDSM and kink and discuss and give our (mostly terrible advice)

    The reddit stories we read in this episode includes

    - "kink ruined our marriage"

    - "I left my boyfriend because of his foot fetish, and now I hate myself"

    - "Now that im out of my Long Term relationship, I believe vanilla sex is 100% better"

    1 hr 5 min
  • Lets Talk BDSM!

    There’s so many misconceptions with BDSM so we wanted to talk about it all! In this episode we dive deep into our experiences + first impressions with BDSM! We also compare and contrast our results from the our BDSM test! The test that shows our top kinks! We discuss  our fav kinks and why they are our favs. We also talk about our least favorites! 


    Also featured in this episode we answered some fan questions. How did we become friends? How did we find our boundaries when we first started? and so much more

    To take the BDSM test yourself it can be found at BDSMtest.org!


    1 hr 6 min
  • Fan Service
    In this episode we discuss everything regarding the delicate relationship between sex workers and their fans. Everyone has different experiences with their fans and some even end up marrying their fans apparently (*cough* cosmic *cough*) so listen along as we share some fun fan stories and even talk about our favorite fans!
    1 hr 10 min
  • Welcome to…The Couch Critics!
    It’s finally happening! In this premier episode we introduce ourselves… Share who we are and how we became foot models! We talk about everything from unflattering grippers to cheaters and experiencing personal growth through sex work and so much more! Then we read some Reddit stories and give our unsolicited and unhinged advice
    1 hr 22 min

About The Couch Critics

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These two foot models turned besties share all of their (mostly terrible) relationship and sex advice with you!