The Couch Critics

In this episode me and Dakota discuss male briefs, Cats from Hell, Pebbling Nipples, The shame of eating a hard boiled egg, and so much more!

"Vibrators are the ultimate gateway drug"

**So sorry, the audio is horrible,  we did the best we could to fix it but this episode was too hilarious to scrap it! **

Post Nut Clarity, Cringes from smut books, Cosmics airplanes invasive thoughts, Community Tea,  Orgasm Tiers, and our most shameful thoughts while masturbating

EVERYONE Get Ready!! Cause we have the incredible and alluring moodyfeet with us today! We find out her foot modeling orgin story and so much more! This episode has it all! Nipple piercings, Refractory periods, and our favorite boob!

FYI: The audio isnt the best we had some technical difficulties but hope you still enjoy it!

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Sharing funny stories from our stoner girl daze. Also in this episode: Drugs, Cream Pies, Womb Trauma, Theater Talks, SPORTS, and so much more

FIRST FAN INTERVIEW!!!!

The Terrific Thomas is here to hang out with us today and we get all his insights as a fan! We talk about Dakota Catfishing people, Discord Kittens, Complications of Fan/Model Relationships, bunions, and so much more!

The Tale of the Restaurant that made us question reality 

Girth or length? The anger of customer service these days, Objectifying Each other, Feeling like NPCS, shaving ur butthole positions, and so much more!

On todays episode we discuss kegels, male gaze vs. female gaze, why filming porn ruined our enjoyment of porn, getting boundaries pushed, and discussing taboos in the industry!

In this episode we were doing our make up and having breakfast so please forgive the audio glitches!

Thank you to the fans who submitted such fun questions!

The Girlies are TOGETHER + fighting, Dakotas Getting DOWNLOADS, we chat about our haunted ass airbnb experience, Strap On amazement,  Male Nipple Play, the Girlfriend Experience and so much more

Todays episode we chat about Social Awkwardness, The Pain of Video Calls, The Mysterious Oral Orgasm and more! Then we Dakota shares all the Icks that fans do, or dating icks! while coz offers her commentary! Then we finish the episode by sharing non-sexual things that turn us on

Warning: The most TMI episode ever - not for the faint of heart!

You have been warned! In this epsidoe we discuss: 

How to initiate intimacy, Eye contact during sex, thoughts on eating ass, most embarrassing tampon stories, pegging, buttplugs, the vulnerability of anal, and so much more!