This week Karl & Vinnie celebrate St. Patrick’s Day by making their nominations for the biggest creep from the emerald isle: In WATC this week we feature an incredibly boring and inebriated couple who think they can podcast: In the Scum Parade we meet a really cool vice principle, an ungrateful grandson & some Russian pranksters: Finally, we are joined by Jessica to read your reviews!

Check out the Scum Parade stories here: 

Goose Creek CISD elementary assistant principal facing drug charge after dropping bag of cocaine in bathroom, court docs say (click2houston.com)

Russian hackers post NAKED photos of Pennsylvania cancer patients after hospital refused ransom | Daily Mail Online

100-year-old German grandmother is beheaded by axe-wielding 'black sheep' grandson | Daily Mail Online

Undocumented immigrant indicted on 11 counts of capital murder and abuse of corpse (wsfa.com)

This week Karl & Vinnie make their nominations for the biggest creep from the year 1955: In WATP we discovered that Yeardley Smith in real life is way more annoying than Lisa Simpson: In the Scum Parade we catch up with Honey Boo Boo, we meet a woman who really loves her kids and the worst granddaughter of all time:

In this episode we officially welcome our first official review girl Jessica from Hack the Movies! 

Check out the stories:
Honey Boo Boo Was in Car Chase Before Boyfriend Arrested for DUI (people.com) 

Oklahoma mom, 45, who married daughter, 26, after two 'hit it off' gets two years in prison | Fox News

Dayton-area woman pleads guilty to drowning 93-year-old grandmother in sink (fox19.com)

Samurai sword beheading suspect appears in court (kron4.com)

This weel Karl & Vinnie kick of a new round with a wildcard matchup: In WATC find out what happens when you mix Martini's & Murder...Spoiler a boring podcast: In the Scum Parade we meet a woman with a horrible plan, a typical Florida Wendy's customer and a couple of sore losers. 

Read the full stories here: 
Busted For Bizarre Bid To Game Urine Test | The Smoking Gun

Florida man arrested for reportedly tossing gator into Wendy's – Action News Jax

Chicago-area men allegedly battered woman, stole her car with 2-year-old inside, and ran her over | Truecrimedaily.com

7 killed at Brazilian pool hall after mocking losers: video (nypost.com)

This week's episode started with some serious tech issues, but that did not stop us from making our nominations for creepiest clerk: In WATC we have to wonder what the Toronto Police department is thinking as we listen to Candian taxpayer dollars at work : In the Scum Parade we meet a self-made millionaire, a man who was only trying to pay his rent, and a teacher who Karl believes should just win the whole damn show.

Check out the stories here: 
Romantic rival arrested after allegedly defecating on vehicle of executive in The Villages - Villages-News.com

Japan man who says he made living by selling upskirt videos arrested - The Mainichi

Accused foot licker worked for Richmond County School System (wrdw.com)

Fla. man accused of binding, sexually assaulting 70-year-old and stealing a car | Truecrimedaily.com

In observance of Valentine's Day Karl & Vinnie have decided to celebrate true love by making their nominations for creepiest couple: This week's WATC segment proves that Candian true-crime podcasts suck too!: In the Scum parade we meet a girls basketball coach who can't do or teach, an Egyptian goddess and a British man who does not mind sloppy seconds.

Check out this weeks stories: 

A Virginia assistant HS basketball coach impersonated a 13-year-old player, leads to multiple firings (yahoo.com)

Pa. woman who claims to be 'Egyptian goddess' accused of setting home and chicken coop on fire, killing 1 | Truecrimedaily.com

Homeless man accused of raping A-level student said 'she had the time of her life', court hears | Daily Mail Online

Mom’s ex-boyfriend killed 12-year-old girl, hid body in basement freezer: police - pennlive.com

This week Karl and Vinnie make their nominations for creepiest meth enthusiast: In WATC Patty C-Cups returns with a new show titled “Of Men & Monsters”: In the Scum Parade we find out why Japan can’t have nice things, we meet an accused rookie rapist and a fake new mother.

This week's Scum Parade stories
Japan sushi chain limits conveyor belt use to orders after licking scandal - The Mainichi

Eagles' Josh Sills forced woman to give him oral sex: police (nypost.com)

NJ man admits to hiring hitman to kill teen after sending explicit photos – New York Daily News (nydailynews.com)

Texas woman pleads guilty to killing friend and kidnapping her newborn baby to keep as her own | Truecrimedaily.com

This week Karl & Vinnie make their nominations for creepiest plumber: In WATC Karl reviews a podcast that has no business being in the true crime category: In the Scum Parade we meet a couple out on a very awkward first date, a Florida man who took down his Christmas decorations and the worst Mom ever. Read the stories below.

Florida man accused of hitting wife with Christmas tree after asked to help with dinner (fox35orlando.com)

West Virginia man accused of kidnapping and 'burning' woman with torch: police (yahoo.com)

Woman forced to have sex with violent stranger to save life of man she was out with on first date in Sunderland | Sunderland Echo

Mass. mom accused of fatally strangling 2 of her young children, trying to kill infant | Truecrimedaily.com

Join Karl & Vinnie as they make their nominations for creepiest senior citizen. In this week's WATC Karl introduces us to a true crime podcaster who also happens to be a creep: In the Scum Parade we meet a pair of "hands off" parents, a couple that wanted to go out with a bang, and a man who became a cautionary tale on why you should always be nice to fast food workers. 

Read the stories here: 
Taco Bell customer falls violently ill after claiming order was laced with rat poison | Daily Mail Online

Wales: Obese teen 'was found dead with maggots and flies on her body' | Metro News

Police: Woman fatally shoots dying husband at Daytona Beach hospital, surrenders – WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort Lauderdale

Central District of California | Pomona Man Who Worked at Group Homes Sentenced to Life in Prison for Producing Sexually Explicit Material of Disabled Children | United States Department of Justice

This week Karl & Vinnie hit the ice and make their picks for creepiest hockey player of all time: In WATC we meet a host who is legit pissed at everyone but herself: In the Scum Parade we have a Greek baby thrower, two enterprising teenagers and a newlywed with a missing head. Links for the stories below

Former Indiana councilman entered home and performed sex act (fox59.com)

Mother throws 11-month-old baby in river on New Year's Eve (keeptalkinggreece.com)

Two Indonesian teens arrested for murder, trying to sell organs of a 10-year-old child | South China Morning Post (scmp.com)

Woman, 21, decapitated in Waller County allegedly by new husband: 'parts and pieces were recovered' (fox29.com)

This week Karl and Vinnie explore the world of people who think they know how to fix everyone else, Self-Help Gurus. We also make a big announcement for our patrons: In WATC we meet a true crime host who just can't handle a negative review: In the Scum Parade we meet an employee clearly faking sick, the first baby thrower of the new year and a father who gave his entire community a valuable lesson read the stories here: