The Dark Ride

Hot off the presses, extra extra listen all about it. The king is dead, long live the king. Today is a very special event celebration, pop that bubbly cause bobby paycheck the 7th and baldest of the Disney CEOs just went the way of Mother Gothel, banished to live in his ivory tower equipped with a golden parachute. And in his place will return the man, the myth, the Disney legend. Mr. personable himself. Our very own favorite sweater wearing dad about town. Mr nice guy - Bob Iger. We got ourselves a classic Disney bob swap. And Drunk Distory has itself an EXCLUSIVE WIRE TAP OF THE BOB CALL. So get turnt and tuned as we share all there is to know on this momentous occasion. Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!

This isn't a plug for Marie Kondo but it is time to get some shit sorted. The terrific twosome is heading to the three terabyte broomsticks to chug Pumpkin Juice over a full English with a side of Bertie Botts every flavor beans. We got Cornish pasties on the table and quidditch on the big screen. But what table do we sit at? there are so many choices, each with more identity issues then JK can shake a wand at. Do we pick to sit with the Ravenclaw table with their wisdom and wit, or those hard-working softies at the hufflepuff booth, maybe we should kick it with the ambitious and ruthless Slytherins up at the bar. Or perhaps the honest and hero complex waving Gryffindors over by the bouncer? We have our work cut out for us if we are to fit in to the most beloved franchise this side of Batuu.  So join us for our very first ever Harry Potter podcast, and listen to  the true story...of two friends... picked by a magic hat to live in mythical school houses... and have their lives taped and podcasted...to find out what happens... when Ryan stops being polite...and Adriane starts getting real... to find out, you gotta listen in.

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This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this Episode, get ready to do the time warp again, as we drink our way through the decades, just like grandpa did. Were heading to the land of hippy dippies and boogie downs. If you like giant Playdoh and really big, big wheels, we got a perfect value resort for you. Welcome to the poppiest place this side of Oz. Today were strollin across the generation gap bridge to Disney's Pop Century Resort. A place where the bear necessities are put up against some tramp named lady.  Adriane and Ryan decode the decades  to figure out if there is value in vinyl and if skyliner access will make up for the fact that the 90s don't contain a building dedicated to the shows of TGIF.  "I'm staying in Urkele 343, it is so much better than last year where we were in  Danny Tanner 120" . See, missed opportunities.   Will this transportation bonanza of value hotels have us singin 'shave and a hair cut' like a cartoon rabbit, or will the giant duncan yoyos have us taking a walk into hourglass lake. There’s only one way to find out!

Soarin 2. If you thought round one was good. Buckle yo damn belts cause we flying as high as Santa’s jingling bells. Put your seats and tray tables up and enjoy your flight on The Dark Ride. enjoy!

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It’s a monster mash up today as The Dark Ride talks Unbuilt Attractions. Have you ever wondered what a night in Bald Mountain might be like? And no before you ask that is not the name of Bob Chapek’s sex tape. It is just one of the many unbuilt scary, spooky, cooky , and creepy attractions that were once on the books at Orlando’s favorite haunting grounds. And you thought the turkey legs were scary. Well what if I told you that for a brief moment in the 90s, we almost had a Stephen King attraction at Universal Orlando, complete with a wall o  blood and a metaphysical alien clown with a predisposition for sewers and a love of Dole whips and churros... Ok so I made a part of that up. I guess technically there is no proof that Pennywise didn’t love those things. Unbuilt attractions are super fun, and we cover a bunch of them so get ready to see through your mind's eye and watch out for monsters under the bed as together we enter The Dark Ride!!!

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Welcome foolish mortals, to The Dark Ride's Spooky Speedway. Today we head on down to the gasoline gin station, to drive our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan literally take their show on the road and stay between the yellow lines while chattin up some favorite spooky themey questions and give out some hard breaking answers. Then its off to the races as we discuss what the best road trip to Orlando would be, is it driving to an airport and taking a Boeing 767... sure is. We wrap this one up talking ride vehicles cause we like to stay on brand and todays brand is vehicular manslaughter. Turn on the ignition and buckle those belts cause when this vans a rocking, you can knock, its probably just Adriane and Ryan in the back fighting over who gets to hold the Kermit the frog shaped popcorn bucket....or is it... To find out, you just gotta listen in.

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Welcome foolish mortals, to The Dark Ride's Spooky Séance Spectacular. get your retched rankings fix with our two ghoulish gabbers as we drive the hearse off the cliff with our brand spankin new super scary ranking system based on the Fab Five. We got dark rides to dig, we got robots to roast, and we got the most villainous walk around characters this side of Atlantic City. If you're brave enough, join us to hear all about the most horrifying things in the theme park world. Then stick around for our scared superlatives, who is the best villain, and why is the answer always Sid from Toy Story. then open your ear holes and hear who our haunted hosts favorite henchmen and best dastardly Disney songs are.  Before listening, ask yourself one question.... Are you afraid of The Dark Ride????

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Today we head on down to the gigabyte garage, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan welcome a very special guest to get learned about the world behind the masks. Yes that’s right the wonderful Jessica also known as @Tremainetok on TikTok and @TremainetokJessica on Instagram joins us for a deep dive into her experience as a Disney park face character where she played, among lots of others, the lady who gives stepmoms a bad name Cinderella's own morose mama, Ms. Lady Tremaine. Luckily Jess is much nicer then her prim portrayal, and she finally puts to bed the myths and legends that we all have heard about what it takes to be a character in the parks and how we can better interact with characters when we’re there. You’re definitely not going to want to miss this fascinatingly fantastical conversation, so be sure to give it a listen!

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This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we unravel in Universal Studios Orlando as we drink the best movie monster minecart ride this side of Gringotts. That's right, it's the spooky season yet again and here at the Dark Ride we love two things; hollywood monsters and ace bandages, and if I know a place that does classic horror monsters and first aid the best its gotta be walt disn....nope that's not right. Today were gonna get all amped up on anthropology as we tomb raid this behemoth of theme. Lets get ready to ride the movies as we unearth: Revenge of the Mummy ... the Ride. Half dark ride, half rollercoaster, all Fraser; what more could we ask for. Will this surprise-a-thon of a ride grant us the gift of eternal life or will Imhotep's fire breathing ceiling send us crying for our Mummies? There’s only one way to find out! (Did you really think that I would make it through a whole intro without a dumb mummy / mommy pun? What is this, your first time listening?)

This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this Episode, get ready to join a jazzed up second line, put some bourbon in your streets and figure out all the voodoo that you do as we scarf the king cake of Disney's moderate resorts Disney's Port Orleans Resort - French Quarter. This tiny giant has all the charm of the big easy without the smell of vomit. Adriane and Ryan dive deep into the bayou to figure out if the mickey shaped beignets are good enough to make up for all the glossy trumpet playing alligators, clowns on thrones, and smug serpents that make this cypress swamp their home.  Will this proximity goldmine of mid-range hotels have us shout “Laissez les bon temps rouler” (“let the good times roll”), or will all the cheese in this po boy make us say “who dat”.  There’s only one way to find out!