The Dark Ride

This week on an all new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ we hope you will be a part of our world as we drink; Under the Sea – Journey of the Little Mermaid! They say the seaweed is always greener in somebody else’s omimover but we think these pretty pink clamshells are some poor unfortunate ride vehicle GOALS! So, will Ariel soar with Scuttle all the way to Prince Eric’s Castle or will she Flounder and end up back in the sea with Ursula? There’s only one way to find out!

This week on an very special episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ we drink about a very special ride - SPLASH MOUNTAIN! And we couldn’t do a very special episode without some very special guests; our siblings! That’s right, Ryan’s brother Eric Bieber and Adriane’s sister Katelyn Dadoun join us to wax poetic about all things Briar Patch! We all love this ride so much as evidenced by the length of this episode, and it’s a real nail-biter all the way up until the end because this attraction is the first real contender in our race to find out which ride is the best ride to drink about in all of Walt Disney World! So, will Splash Mountain ascend five stories all the way to the top or will it be sent back down to the Laughing Place? There is only one way to find out!

This week on an all new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ we think that if you’re still mad about Maelstrom being gone then you better LET IT GO because we’re drinking about it’s newish IP overlay - Frozen Ever After! Yes love may be an open door but sadly it is also a closed rock waterfall. Oh well, grab yourself a frozen marg (it’s self-care!) and join us as we find out if Frozen Ever After will let it go all the way to the top or end up somewhere into the unknown. There’s only one way to find out!

This week on an all new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ we take a motion simulator to George Lucas Land aka not-Batuu to continue drinking the adventure on Star Tours - The Adventure Continues! The force is always strong with classic attraction dripping with 80’s goodness. So Space Tourists, will this StarSpeeder take you all the way to the Moon of Endor or will it crash into the maintenance bay doors and get caught inside of a comet cluster? Well Rebel Spy, if you answered the latter than we find your lack of faith disturbing! But as we always say, there’s really only one way to find out!

This week on an all new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ we take a bumpy open air tour through the wilds of Africa, well Animal Kingdom’s Africa at least, you guessed it we’re drinking the infamous Kilimanjaro Safaris! And although you never want to drink and drive (especially around live exotic animals) we have a great time drinking and talking about the dozens of majestic animals and acres of beautiful terrain that make up this phenomenal attraction. So, will the centerpiece of the Animal Kingdom roar its way to the top of the food chain or will it get eaten up by the competition? There’s only one way to find out!

This week on an all new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ we board some open-air rockets to drink the high flying Astro Orbiter! This Tomorrowland centerpiece is often overlooked as just some decorative theming but oh no, no baby there’s a ride up there! And who doesn’t love a 60 foot high aerial carousel? Well, maybe people with a fear of heights or a fear of enclosed elevator spaces. Anyway, we invite you to grab a drink and join us as we answer the question - Will the Astro Orbiter ascent or decent with the help of a metal control stick? There’s only one way to find out!

This week on an all new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ we invite you to climb aboard an ornately decorated bleached stallion and take a sip from your favorite beverage while we drink about the infamously old Prince Charming Regal Carrousel! That’s right, just like our drinks this 100+ year old attraction is still stirring. But the question is - will this stampede of 90 horses make it first to the finish line or will one of these wooden beauties break it’s leg and be taken down for repair? There’s only one way to find out!

Vroom Vroom. Any guesses what we’re drinking this week? Okay, I’ll give you another hint - GAS! Can you smell it? Well if you were on or near the Tomorrowland Speedway then you’d be getting it in waves my friend! That’s right, we’re gonna ride the rails this week, and drink this classic ride; and of course not drink and drive! But as long as you’re not driving you can grab a drink and play along with us! So will the Tomorrowland Speedway’s loud engines bump all the way to the finish line, or will the car stall out and annoy all the other cars behind it? There’s only one way to find out!

This week on an all new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ we invite you to sip back, relax and enjoy a grand circle pour of Tomorrowland! Along the way, you can preview many of the intoxicating places you’ll want to drink at today while visiting this bar of tomorrow. Yes that’s right it’s TTA week! And joining us (along with the infamous Mr. Morrow) aboard this highway in the sky is Adriane’s sister and fellow PeopleMover fan: Katelyn Dadoun! She helps us answer the question - will the PeopleMover breeze all the way to the top of Rocket Tower Plaza or will it hang by the turn-styles next to Robo-Newz? There’s only one way to find out!

This week on an all new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ get ready to wait at least 60 minutes every single time, unless of course you have a FastPass, because it’s Peter Pan’s Flight! And get ready to clap your hands because we have a great guest - the hilarious Stephanie Corigliano is here to take flight with us as we drink this Fantasyland park favorite! So, will Peter Pan’s Flight have enough fairy dust to fly all the way to Neverland or will it sink under water with a big clock in it’s mouth? There’s only one way to find out!