The Dark Ride

This week on an all new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ we are headed to the hundred acre wood but instead of finding honey pots we’re finding wine bottles so that we can drink Mr. Toad’s...oh wait no, I mean it’s somewhat controversial replacement ‘The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh!’ And we are joined by one of our favorite guests; Kevin Aeh is back to share his thoughts on this silly willy-nilly old bear! So climb aboard your own personal honey pot and ask yourself - will Winnie go slow like Eeyore or fast like Rabbit in the race to 50? There’s only one way to find out!

Are you ready to ROCK? And Roll? A coaster? Good, because on this week’s all new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ we are once again joined by one of our favorite guests; Eric Bieber to drink about the (second?) best ride at the end of Sunset Blvd in Hollywood Studios - Rock n’ Rollercoaster! This ride has some tough competition with regards to the tremendously good tower right next door but it’s still a great ride, I mean at least Aerosmith thinks so, right? So grab your favorite concert beverage and join us to find out if this ride can go from zero to 50! There’s only one way to find out!

Howdy all you Disney and Grizzly (Hall) fans! Today we get to be the BEARER of good news and let you know that we are headed to an old fashioned hoedown in Frontierland for a PAWfectly good time at the Country Bear Jamboree! And we have a special guest who is totally KOALAfied to discuss this wacky attraction - Eric Bieber is back as our first ever return guest! BEAR with us, we won’t be able to keep up these bear puns FURever, it would be imPAWsible! So grab your favorite BEARgain beer and join us to find out if we think these animatronic bears are BEARy great or completely POLARizing, there’s only one way to find out!

On this week’s all new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ we had the absolute (vodka) pleasure of drinking a ride that’s near and dear to both of our hearts - Epcot’s own Soarin’! The soundtrack, the smells, the Patrick Warburton - wow, what a ride! Yes, this is a truly fun one and we hope that you’ll grab an inflight cocktail and join us to see if Soarin’ will soar or floor? There’s only one way to find out!

On this weeks all new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ we once again find ourselves on a slow moving boat ride but this time it’s through Epcot’s Land Pavilion to find out just how drunk we could get if we drank ‘living with the land’ So will this agriculturist junkie’s dream sail to the top of the four seasons, or will it fall? There’s only one way to find out!

When you think of ‘It’s A Small World’ you can’t help but think of that song. You know the one I’m talking about. It gets in your head and some might say it gets...annoying? But it’s important to remember that this little chestnut is really a beautiful chorus sung by children from all around the world in the spirit of international unity and global peace. And we think this big world of ours could use a little bit of that small world’s message right about now. So with that said we also have special guest this week; comedian Mike Celona stops by! He spent his honeymoon in Disney World so we think he knows a thing our two about the place. And of course this is still a drinking game show so grab your favorite bevy and join as we find if It’s a Small World will propel to the outer limits of our solar system or if it will continue to hover somewhere over fantasyland. There’s only one way to find out!

This is not a political podcast but this week we can’t help but air our grievances about the commander-in-chief as we drink heavily on the attraction that the many children have happily fallen asleep on - it’s Magic Kingdom’s own: Hall of Presidents! We are also very excited to have a special guest this week - the incomparable Kevin Aeh joins us via satellite to pound margs and share his memories of this tragic-attraction. But to all of our surprise we do learn some great stuff about the Hall, and we think you will too! So grab your favorite cocktail, and don’t pour it conservatively, and join us as we answer the question; will the Hall of Presidents hail or fail? There’s only one way to find out!

To infinity and beyond! Nope, that’s not right ride. Houston we have a problem! No I don’t think that’s right either but it’s closer, anyway this week we’re talking about a space themed attraction that will ask you one of the most important questions of your life - are you orange or are you green? And no we’re not talking about peas and carrots we’re talking about Epcot’s own Mission: SPACE! We actually learned a lot on this one and we hope you will too. So grab your favorite intergalactic drink and join us as we drink this ride and find out if Mission: SPACE will blast all the way to Mars or if it will just hover above earth and get caught in some measly little thunder storm? There’s only one way to find out! GO FOR LAUNCH!

It's time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights, it’s time to pour a drink and talk about Muppet Vision 3D tonight! Hello there I am Kermit the frog, ok fine I’m not, I’m just a drunk podcast host here to tell you that this week we will be drinking about the beloved Hollywood Studios attraction: Muppet Vision 3-D! And we have a special guest, Ryan’s brother Eric Bieber is here to play our drinking game and tell us what he loves about this attraction (and hopefully to give us some dirt on what Ryan was like as a kid)! So, will the Muppets take Manhattan AND the lead or will they end up somewhere in the middle and cry like a bunch of Muppet babies? There’s only one way to find out!

This week’s episode is absolutely mad and the only tea we’ll be drinking is the kind from Long Island! That’s right we’re talking about the Mad Tea Party, a celebrated park icon where you sit in a life-size teacup and hurl, I mean twirl. Let’s be honest everyone at the real Un-birthday party was completely wasted, and everyone on this podcast is as well. This week we truly do live up to our Drunk Distory namesake. So, will the mad tea party spin to the top or will these beautifully colored cups fall to the floor and break into huge pieces? There’s only one way to find out!