The Dark Ride

This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this episode, get ready to get your 90s aesthetic on with Walt Disney World Swan and Dolphin Resorts. this resort has big geometry energy and a location to make you dream of the original dreamfinder riding on the honey I shrunk the kids' bee at MGM Studios. Will this amenity and transportation-heavy dynamic dual hotel provide all the beanie babies and tamagatchis our drunk little hands can hold, or will its over-the-top aesthetic take it to the bottom of the blockbuster movies return slot.  There’s only one way to find out!

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Today we head on down to the banana bread bakery, to doo the doo, unloose the caboose, water the grass, drop a deuce, punish the porcelain, build a log cabin, or any of your other favorite euphemisms for bodily functions as we sit down to check our phones and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan do some listener mail call and with a special request talk all about where to pop a squat in the most magical restrooms on earth. So which are the golden thrones and which of these John crappers are just plain shitty? Listen up and you'll get the scoop on where to poop. That and soooooo much more on this very special episode of Drunk Distory Presents: The Dirt Slide.

Were starting off on a good foot for twenty four and were so glad that you are along for the ride. tune in this week to talk planning in all its fun and frustration. welcome to the future, drunk distory style.

All the uppers and downers of a year well spent. Grab a glass of champagne and come joint the territorial twosome as they do a deep dive into emotion and see what pulls at the heart strings. Adios 2023 bienvenido 24.

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On the First Dismay Of Disney, my true Love gave to me; A podcast from a bar seat.

Hi there and welcome to the Drunk Distory Holidaze. Join your favorite two churro eaters on a discussion of what 2023 gave us and what things we would like more of in 2024. This is part of our loose fit year-end collection and if you are extra naughty this year, Ryan may even sing you a little song at the end. Happy Holidays you dizzy disnerds.

Today we head on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her Holidazed trip to the hap hap happiest place on earth this side of the nut house. This is a two - in - one parter so we get to hear all about the pre trip plans and then through the channeling of cosmic rewind and an audio delay, we get to hear all about the reality of how this trip really went down. The terrific twosome also talk holidays, Jollywoods,  sea world and bountiful bounding. Will the ho hoe holiday vibes of Shamu and the studios make up for being misled under the mistletoe?...  To find out, you just gotta listen in.

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What would you do with your best day ever if it was decided by chance? Well, today through the magic of Rock Paper Scissors we're gonna see what A & R would do when put to the task. Whose day will take the Mickey waffle? you gotta tune in to find out!

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Like a fresh coat of paint on a squealing pig, the Mouse in the house is redecorating for the seasonal festivities and we want to talk about all those Holiday Overlays. If we know anything, it's that we are unable to talk tinsel without ranking Rudolf's redesign, so we are setting up a competition of coveralls. let the great holiday overlay hoedown commence!

Twas the Night before Jollywood , when all through the studios

Not a reservation was made, not even a Derby hat

The DJs were spinning top 40s while we queued without care,

in hopes that a Gertie cookie soon would be there;

We're talking Jollywood Nights Event at the studios this week, so grab your holiday finery and get ready to deck the halls as we discuss if this is worth it, or do you work it.