The Dark Ride

Today we head on down to the processor pub, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about where to have a quickie in the studios, when your director tells you to "take a hot 5", head over to one of the 9 fast food favorites to scarf sustenance with the stars. Join the dynamite duo as they talk all about hotdogs and tachos and where to get the best of em while you're craving some tinsel town on your tastebuds. So whether you are partial to seafood rolls with a view of a 109-year-old dinosaur or a detached droid callously cooking hunks of meat via a turbine, we've got you covered in pizza rat toppings and a side of churro dust. What's your ranking of all the Studio's quaint and quintessential quick service establishments? Listen up and you'll hear all about ours.

What do you get when you mix the Oregon Trail with family friendly antics and Dicks Last Resort ? Well, you get the quietest little cafe in the wilderness. Among the sweeping totems of the Wilderness Lodge Resort's lobby, If you listen closely to the spirits of the Pacific Northwest wood, you can hear the subtle sounds of the elusive ketchup caller. This rare breed will call ever so lightly through the air, "WE NEED KETCHUP!" and then the forest is a buzz with frenzied movement. and just as quick as the commotions started, they wain and once again the clang of fork on skillet can be heard through the forest of Formica tables and chairs. From skillets to 90s decor, we're taking in all the colors of the wind at Whispering Canyon Cafe. Will the fun time antics of cast member's guest retribution be all we can eat or will these bottom-less skillets and milkshakes have us ready to burst like a geyser? ya gotta tune in to find out.

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Welcome Foolish Mortals to the next installment of The Dark Ride's annual Haunted Mansion Halloween special spooktacular. We are your hosts, your podcast hosts! Our episode begins here, in this streaming device, where you will hear an aura of foreboding facts while sipping some ghoulish delights. This year we are mixing it up with a Hollywood spooktacular as we ride movies (oops wrong park), from Eddie to Pepe and everywhere in between we are here to find out all about the 999 ghosts of the haunted movies. So don’t close your eyes and don’t try to hide or a silly drink may sip by your side. Could this ghostly podcast actually make us love the haunted mansion movies, or is it just your imagination? Hmmmm, there’s only one way to find out!

Today we head on down to the motherboard microbrewery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week we flip the script and hear all about Ryan's trip to the themepark motherland. Ry is Halloween Horror Nights bound and then off to see what he has been missin in the world for the last couple of years in the bubble. This is a two-parter ep so we get to hear all about the pre trip plans and then through the channeling of Robin Williams timekeeper and the power of audio delay, we get to hear all about the reality of how this trip really went down. Will the crowds of a lesser known Fall break make us scream in agony or will that just be the HHN scare actors ...  To find out, you just gotta listen in.

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For The First time ever The Dark Ride is pitting the theme world mega champs against each other where it counts... the lines. in a knockout, all-holds-barred, battle royale Tournament of the Queue of Champions: Disney Vs Universal. Us Theme nerd aficionados have spent more time riding the stainless steel saddle , carving switchbacks and spotting queue cuties than any level-headed park hopper has any business undertaking. Some say "it's just a wait time", well those magic carpet riders are missing the joy, splendor, and appreciation of the finely crafted story steps that our courageous creatives have cogeled together for our experiencing pleasure. so which of your favorite breadlines will take the the big "W", heres a hint... it's not the peoplemover. we have 28 rides and attractions vying for the top spot, and you gotta give a listen if you want to meet the champ!

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Today we head on down to the binary bistro, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her September trip to the hottest hovel this side of the Sahara, luckily it also rained a lot cause we all know there is no better feeling then being hot and soaked to the bone. This is a two-parter so we get to hear all about the pre trip plans and then through the channeling of Robin Williams timekeeper and the power of audio delay, we get to hear all about the reality of how this trip really went down. Will the spooky cooky vibes of mickeys not so scary make up for the worrisome weather ...  To find out, you just gotta listen in.

Have a great idea for a shiny new car design and Ford just won't hire you? Well look no further because GM is data mining all the 10-year-olds in Orlando for sweet Hot Wheels ideas that they can put to the test. Today were buckled up for simulation as we ride Test Track Presented by Chevrolet. Whether you are looking for Capability,  Efficiency,  Responsiveness, or  Power ( and let's be honest here Frodo, we know that you are looking for power... ultimate power), this simcar with the heart of a Chevy will find a way to get your engine going. Long gone are the days of Dummies and hot-cold rooms, today we have neon bedazzled trucks and laser tag vibes to put our tracks to the test. But with a new version in the works, it's just a matter of time till this speed demon slot car skids into the scrapyard. Will this version make us scream for glee as we round the cast parking area at a whopping 65 M . P . H., or will we end up like my first car in high school, totally totaled? There’s only one way to find out!

Today we head on down to the hyper hooch hovel, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan get sloshy chattin up our thoughts on the recently unveiled offerings from the 2023 destination D-23 Event in Orlando. Maybe we will get some of these goodies in the 20-20s but im not holding my breathe. We the goods from all the parks, what was a hit and what was a miss.  And we will even get the long awaited answer to what in world could ever be the replacement to the ever so beloved, lost legend, and fan favorite; Primeval Whirl...hehe  To find out, you just gotta listen in.

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Today we head on down to the microchip megastore lunch counter, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about some dudes issues with disney adults. some people say that we are disturbed mentally ill derranged members of society, but these people haven't even met me yet so what do they know. its a case of misunderstanding , see... these individuals with opinions.... they think that I care about their viewpoint. well, silly , I gave up giving a care about peoples anti disney adult retoric many years and beverages ago. anyway its a pretty interesteing thing to discuss so thats what were doing. listen up to see how it goes  Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, disney adult, fandom, ragebait, DMS-5, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast