The Dark Ride

Mele Kaliki-Ohana is the thing to say
On a bright Polynesian vay - k day
That's the Resort greeting that we send to you
From the land where Dolewhips sway.

Here we know Ohana will serve POG and waffle
The potstickers by day and all the lapu lapu
Mele Kaliki-Ohana is the Poly's way
To say Character Dining to you

We're getting tropical this week as we shimmy into our grass skirts and have an all-we-care-to-enjoy bite at The Polynesian Village Resort's Ohana Restaurant. This deluxe character breakfast and skillet sit-down dining experience with a view of the island life, has us screaming Aloha. This is so tasty that we needed some help so we brought in the Maui to our Moana, the shirtless wonder from down under, hold back the mahalo, cause today we are joyfully joined by Mike Molinari (@mikemolinari). So will this island adventure erupt from the volcano sending deliciousness high into the heavens, or will this Hawaiian luau party homage make us feel like the character dining toast is more burnt than a fire dancer mishap, ya gotta tune in to find out.

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What do you get when you mix the puritanic values of 1950's soda pop American graffiti with the palate of a comic book obsessed 12 year old with a perversion toward retro-futurism? Well, you get the coolest little drive-in diner dive this side of Guy Fiere's chicken shack. That's right today we're running for our lives from fifty-foot women, Gila monsters, and Frankenstein's space monster as we buckle up, take our Chevys to the levy, and hope that this place ain't dry. Were viewing it all from the comfort of our station wagon, this week as we sit down and have a bite at Hollywood Studio's Sci-Fi Dine-In Theater Restaurant. This sit-down dining experience with a nod to nostalgia has been propping up bad movies, and fake newsreels, since its opening day in 1991. The terrific twosome has a plan 9 from outer space to avoid turning into the blob by trying all of the moderately priced treats this B Horror ho down has to offer. so will This blast from the past nostalgic necromancer remind us of the Amazing Colossal Man, or will this bizarre science fiction homage make us feel like we have been comic-conned into the Invasion of the cat women of the moon? ya gotta tune in to find out.

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This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, We're heading west to crawl into a caterpillar and take a ride through the looking glass. This is one of the weirder dark rides to ever grace the dis universe. That’s right, get your peace pipe ready and prepare to answer life's biggest question "whoooooo arrreeeeeee youuuuuuuu? ". Today we ride Disneyland's Alice and Wonderland. Pack your Flamingos and croquet hamsters, gather all walruses and carpenters, and rejoice, as the double-decker darkride takes us on a wild trip. So, will this black light trip to the other side have us reimagining lost nights in dorm rooms or will this shorty with a book report story have us yelling off with her head? There’s only one way to find out!

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This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this Episode, get your Keys Largoed as we head to the resort that reminds you that Florida has a sunny place for shady people, a little set of famous islands that are great places for pianists to go on vacation. Finally an answer to "Why is it easy to get into Florida?… Because there are so many keys" . Turn the beach boys up , grab the closest koozie, as we head over to the DVC with TLC at Disney's Old Key West Resort. This retirement community is kick ass and were gonna get our southern comfort on while we bathe in the bright light of the isles. Tell the captain to raise the main sail and stow the swill , cause were drankin coconutty goodness till we get brain freeze. But will this pricey conch cottage republic cost us our back teeth, or will this slice of bridge connected life have us singing the praise of latitudes and attitudes ... There’s only one way to find out!

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Stick out your thumbs and make good with some , grass, cash, or ass, cause no-one rides for free when we take the bar to the car. During this communal commute, we get to the news of the day, figure our why Poseidon was so damn furious, and discuss how to do Disney cheaper then your next door neighbor Carol, who is always bragging about the deals she finds. Put the family roadster into high gear as your favorite two troubadours talk funny about all things theme parks. So slide across the hood, turn on the ignition and buckle those belts cause when this van is a rocking, you can knock, it's probably just Adriane and Ryan in the back practicing their acrobatics for the next Epcot China Pavilion try out...or is it... To find out, you just gotta listen in. 

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This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this Episode, get your Jockeys ready cause were going across the board on this daily double and betting the farm on the ponies, if we could only find some. Join the Derby Duo for the superfecta of stays at Disney's Saratoga Springs Resort and Spa.  A donkey farm with a golf problem. This rural deluxe resort is so full of furlongs that you are gonna need some real horsepower just to find your room. Tell the band to raise their trumpets and the tender to mull the mint, cause were sippin mojitos till we cant feel the mosquitos. But will this pricey slice of race day life earn us a trifecta, or will this bet on upstate nostalgia, end up in the glue factory ... There’s only one way to find out!

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Stick out your thumbs and make good with some , grass, cash, or ass, cause no-one rides for free when we take the bar to the car. During this communal commute, we get to minding our Qs and As and buckle up our feelings to talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan once again take the show on the road to the mean streets of ... an evening run round midtown ?!? Join the tawdry twosome as they dish it all and talk up some listener mail. So slide across the hood, turn on the ignition and buckle those belts cause when this van is a rocking, you can knock, it's probably just Adriane and Ryan in the back "yo ho hoeing" for a bottle or rum and the life of a pirate...or is it... To find out, you just gotta listen in.