The Dark Ride

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we keep our breath held on our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. This not so Minnie-tournament has us looking under the beds of all the Value, Moderate, and Deluxe hotel resorts, to find out what is the best place to stay when you're away. In this episode, get ready to bust out your sidewalk star, and call out to lights, camera, and actionable offenses because today we're heading to the last of the values in Orlando, thats right, today is Disney's All Star Movies Resort.  A place where a giant plastic jack-in-the-box will cause more night terrors than HHN could ever create (just another way that disney does it better). This isn't the Beverly Hills Hotel, it's the sleepy swamp barracks of B - listers and sore foot blisters and we can't wait to tell you all about it.  So will Siskel and Ebert come back from the dead to give this tinsel town trundle-bed two thumbs up, or will the madcap movie mouse motel rank as rotten on the hotel-o meter? There’s only one way to find out!

Today we head on down to the internet imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about Princess weak. Which of these lovely, strong, independent, cartoon women are our faves, and which ones are bottom barrel basic. Then we bust out some serious superlatives to the squad and see where Disney could give us some more princess power in the parks. Get your tiara shined and your ball gown fluffed, cause were not stopping till the strike of midnight when our podcast studio turns back into a fairly depressing low tier office space. What's your thoughts on all these dames of disney? Listen up and you'll hear all about ours. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Princess, Briar Rose, Anna, Elsa, Elena, Tiana, Aurora, Mulan, Ariel, Pocahontas, Jasmine, Snow White, Belle, Rapunzel, Moana, Merida, Cinderella and Raya, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

Today we head on down to the software saloon, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things... airports?!?!?!. That's right, this week we put the theme parks away in exchange for some TSA. At least there are still queues! This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about Adriane's recent trip to Alaska on land and sea... if we add in the imagination pavilion, it's like we're at EPCOT. Well, in order to get the full picture of some wild travel stories, we brought back a long-time friend of the show, Adriane's Sister, Katie. She will help tell the tale of some wild traveling woes on the road to Alaska. The ladies recently returned from a multi-week cruise on Princess Cruises followed by a land trip to the great American north and they are here to share the goods. I can't wait to hear if the eagles soar where the grizzlies roar ...  To find out, you just gotta listen in. 

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Designated drivers to the starting line, get ready to rev with a bev as we head back to the streets to get our swerves through all these curves. If you can smell gas in the air and hear the sputter of tiny engines you know what land you're in, and you know what time it is. Were hitting the not so open road again as we bump rails and bend fenders on the Tomorrowland Speedway. ! That’s right, we’re back for lap two on the ride that asks if your pedal is to the metal and your buckle to the knuckle. Join your two favorite Disney podcast racers as we attempt to go Faster, Faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death. Or the not-so-close approximation that a 9-horsepower go-cart engine can provide. So will the Tomorrowland Speedway’s loud engines bump all the way to the finish line, or will the car stall out and annoy all the other cars behind it? There’s only one way to find out!

Banana..... Bannanna banana...Baaaaahhhhnnnnaaaaaannnaaahh, arnt you glad I didn't say six flags?

This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we're talking minions, video spoilers, and up-and-coming rumors. but to do this we're gonna need help, so we hop on the horn and have an insider talk on all things themepark with Come Along with Shaun's own Shaun Carroll (@comealongwithshaun on socials) (https://www.youtube.com/@comealongwithshaun/featured). We talk Minion villain con and all the changes that Universal Studios has in store in the near future. Shaun and his sister-in-law Cassandra are fellow theme park aficionados and friends of the cast and share some insights into spoilers vs going in blind. Set blasters to Banana and get ready to...... stand. Is universal taking the queue too far by making this attraction just a moving section of the line? Am I ever going to get to sit? Will there be snacks? All these answers and more, you just got to listen in!

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As good ole Cogsworth said ; "If it's not Baroque, don't fix it", so we're back with another Disney restaurant ranking and review. This time we find out how trustworthy the dishes are when they say that the grey stuff is delicious. Today the Twosome is storming the castle for some roast beast, so join as we put polish to silver and sheen to ceramic, today we eat all about "Be Our Guest Restaurant". Will this expensive dining room with cafeteria ambitions treat us as rosey as the magic kingdom, or will its loud and chaotic atmosphere have us joining the townsfolk in chanting" kill the Beast"? you gotta tune in to find out.

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Today we head on down to the processor pub, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about where to have a quickie at the Magic Kingdom. We're talking quick service you pervs. Join the dastardly duo as they talk all about hotdogs and tacos and where to get the best of em while you're visiting "The Most Magical Place on Earth”. So whether you are partial to seafood with a view of a fake river or a divorcee alien singin' the blues and tickling the keys, we've got you covered in some plastic cheese sauce and a side of churro dust. What's your ranking of all the Kingdom's quaint and quintessential quick service establishments? Listen up and you'll hear all about ours.

The curtain lifts for an encore of epic engagement; It's time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights, it’s time to pour a drink, and talk again about Muppet Vision 3D tonight! Hello there I am Kermit the frog, ok fine I’m not, I’m just a drunk podcast host with a green complexion here to tell you that this week we will be drinking about the beloved Hollywood Studios attraction: Muppet Vision 3-D! Come along with us to find out why it's not so easy being cheesy..., I mean green. The terrible twosome will talk all about the woulda shoulda coulda that MGM might have been when it comes to the lovable felt friends of fortune. So, will the Muppets take Manhattan and lead us to the plush promised land or will they pull a stitch and end up crying like a bunch of Muppet babies? There’s only one way to find out!

Get your swim trunks on and your nose skin covered in neon blue lotion cause This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we're talking waterparks. We start with a quick revisit to one of the world's great, themed water parks – Typhoon Lagoon! This storm-ravaged tropical bay is the perfect place to cool down during the hot summer months. Then with Miss Tilly on speed dial, we hop on the horn and have an insider talk on all things waterparks with Sun Splash Waterpark in Cape Coral Florida's own Hollie Reed (@queenmumhollie) (@sunsplashcc on IG/ @sunsplashwaterpark on TikTok) We learn all about what it takes to run a park from someone who knows, and while we're at it we get some wet and wild stories of the shenanigans that go down when you let loose 30 teenage employees and 100s of Floridians on a lazy river in the sunshine state. I have a feeling that Thongs, bongs, and wrongs will all have a place in the tale, but You have gotta tune in to find out!

Today we head on down to the terabyte tavern, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her recent trip to the hap hap happiest place on earth - Orlando. This is typically a solo endeavor but not this time... your very favorite Heroine of Hollywood studios found a tripping partner in a very fond friend of the podcast, the original madman of Maelstrom, Mr. Mike Molinari (@mikemolinari). This time both you and I get to put on our jealous hats and glasses and hear all about their fantastic voyage. This is a two - in - one parter so we get to hear all about the pre-trip plans and then through the channeling of time warp hulky and his oversized arms and the power of audio delay, we get to hear all about the reality of how this trip really went down. So will the wine flow like the salmon of Capistrano while our two trippers saunter around the showcase, or will they stub a toe in toy story land... fricken legos am I right?!?...  To find out, you just gotta listen in.

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