Ian, Juan, and Johnny settle in (Juan’s feet finally supported) and find religion in Cardi B’s new album—an old-school rollout, no-skip opener, and the People’s Princess doing press like it’s 2003. “Shoes? $500. Glasses? $700. Outfit? $20. Get your money up, bitch. "We get into why art hits different in dark times (from Singin’ in the Rain to Wicked), the diva-as-lifeline pipeline, Megan Thee Stallion’s happiness arc, and a Kinky Boots runway tale with a bedazzled heel and a prayer.