The Dorota Diaries: A Gossip Girl Podcast

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The Dorota Diaries: A Gossip Girl Podcast episodes

May 20, 2025 S2E6 - New Haven Can Wait
What person, real or imagined, living or dead, would you most like to have dinner with? We'll wait. In the meantime, let's take the Amtrak down to ol' New Haven, Connecticut with our prep school pals. Unfortunately, the S & B beef crosses state lines at a very inconvenient time. Nate predictably scopes out the women of Yale, while Chuck scopes out the weird children of the corn (finance bro sons) of Yale. Dan is as neurotic and unprepared as ever. Will our Constance-St. Jude's kids really WOW the dean during this trip? We don't know. You'll have to ask Shirley, the cat queen.
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Art by Maria (@markacarbondale)
Theme Song & Editing by Talea
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1 hr 41 min
February 25, 2025 S2E5 - The Serena Also Rises
As the great David Bowie once sang: "Fashion! Turn to the left. Fashion! Turn to the right." It's fashion week in New York City, baby! Blair's got a big job to do backstage at the Eleanor Waldorf show while Serena bucks tradition for her moment on the catwalk of all places. We have a new, hot designer on the prowl and it's our very own Little J. The unlikely pairing of Dan and Chuck are hanging out like multiple times? Also, Lily has a thing for rat paintings. Hurry up and press play on this episode before it's deemed so last season.
[Note: Talea was having some technical difficulties with her mic. Sorry about that, y'all!]
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Art by Maria (@markacarbondale)
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1 hr 33 min
February 07, 2025 S2E4 - The Ex-Files
We made it, y'all. It's the first day of senior year! Are you a victim or a project? Some people, like Serena and Dan, are both. Join us as we navigate the choppy water that is post-breakup life. We also have Chuck vs. Blair, Vanessa vs. Nate, and Lily vs. Rufus (ugh) in the same boat. Another breakup is on the horizon, but we guarantee you did NOT see this one comin'. Hit play and let's go out to brunch together (instead of, you know, actually going to class).
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Art by Maria (@markacarbondale)
Theme Song & Editing by Talea
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1 hr 32 min
January 28, 2025 S2E3 - The Dark Night
Happy New Year, Upper East Siders! We hope the start of 2025 is treating you well and, if not, at least we have the greatest trust fund babies of all time to keep us company! It's freezing outside right now, but the sidewalks are hot and steamy in this episode. It's summertime and school is almost back in session. A blackout brings sex, lies, and truth to the surface. Fingers crossed that Lord Marcus and his weird ass stepmom are gone when the lights come back on...
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Art by Maria (@markacarbondale)
Theme Song & Editing by Talea
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1 hr 2 min
July 12, 2024 S2E2 - Never Been Marcused
Lords and Duchesses and Affairs, oh my! Unfortunately, summer break is coming to a close for our dear friends of the Upper East. Will loose ends be tied up in a perfect bow come the fall? Join your ol' pals Maria and Talea as we laugh our way out of the Hamptons (via the Jitney, of course) and bid farewell to the dog days of summer.
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1 hr 9 min
May 07, 2024 S2E1 - Summer, Kind of Wonderful
You know what they say, Upper East Siders. "April showers bring season 2 of The Dorota Diaries!" Or was it something totally different? We don't know and WE DON'T CARE. Join us as we explore the Hamptons, shades of white, Rufus v. Jack Johnson, and sex positivity for teen boys who wanna be lil sluts.
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Art by Maria (@markacarbondale)
Theme Song & Editing by Talea
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1 hr 17 min
January 01, 2024 S1E18 - Much 'I Do' About Nothing
Here comes the bride, Upper East Siders! Spring is here and the flowers are in bloom in everybody's hair. While one couple ties the knot, another looks like they're on the verge of a breakup. Ah, the circle of life. We end season 1 asking one very important question: Who IS David?
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Art by Maria (@markacarbondale)
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1 hr 9 min
November 25, 2023 S1E17 - Woman On The Verge
Content warning: Drug overdose
Are you a big Leaky Hawk fan? If so, hop in the portal with the gang and grab a front row seat at the Forgotten Bands of the 90s show! This is a real 10 and 2 episode driving us full speed into the season finale. Everybody is rallying around Serena in her time of need, but will it be enough against Hurricane Georgina?
Disclaimer: we had some audio difficulties while recording so our apologies for the sound quality in this one!
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Art by Maria (@markacarbondale)
Theme Song & Editing by Talea
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1 hr 25 min
October 05, 2023 S1E16 - All About My Brother
Blair and Jenny's final battle is here, Upper East Siders, and it's a problematic doozy! And while Asher might not have a sack of hot dogs this week, he DOES have a sack of SECRETS — and so does ERIC!!! Meanwhile, Serena hasn't shaken Georgina, who is now going by Sarah and charming the gullible-ass pants off of Dan and Vanessa. Georgina vs. Serena, Blair vs. Jenny, Lily & Rufus vs. being a good parent — who will win?? And WHO killed JFK? Tune in to find out!
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Art by Maria (@markacarbondale)
Theme Song & Editing by Talea
Spotify Playlist: The Dorota Diaries: a Gossip Girl Playlist
1 hr 44 min
September 12, 2023 S1E15 - Desperately Seeking Serena
It's SAT time for our favorite private school crew! While Dan chooses to read every SAT prep book known to man, Blair copes with her stress by leaning on her 'ol bullying ways. Serena wants to do well, but with Georgina in town we're not so sure how that's gonna work out for our favorite bad girl gone good. Meanwhile, in Brooklyn, Jenny continues to be the worst person on the planet, but at least she likes hot dogs. Other noteworthy things: a hot new couple (according to Talea) and an important life lesson that nothing good ever comes from attending a Flo Rida concert.
Put on those boots with the fur, Upper East Siders! We are desperately waiting for you to listen to this one.

Send us Fan Mail
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Art by Maria (@markacarbondale)
Theme Song & Editing by Talea
Spotify Playlist: The Dorota Diaries: a Gossip Girl Playlist
1 hr 19 min