The Dorota Diaries: A Gossip Girl Podcast

Team Blair or Team Jenny? You've gotta decide, Upper East Siders! Mark the date and time because Jenny has pushed our buttons so much in this episode that we may, for the very first time, empathize with Rufus' POV. Shocking, we know...

Put on that princess party hat and grab a slice of Jenny cake, babes!

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Rumors are lighting up the hallways of our favorite private school for girls and (gasp!) a few of our favorite friendships may not survive it. What does survive is decades-long misogyny and slut-shaming! Gen Z — you can bring back the 00s style, but we beg of you to let this part stay in the archives.

If we were you, our first response would be to listen to this episode on a lovely, clear blue day! #IYKYK 

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Splish splash, y'all! A fun night at the uh... school swimming pool (smdh) goes horribly awry. Word gets back to the new headmistress and she did not come to play with these privileged youths. Grab that boogie board and try to stay afloat, Upper East Siders!

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The prodigal father returns! Blair’s dad is home for the holidays, but the father-daughter reunion is short-lived because her father’s boyfriend has crashed the party. Across town, Serena and Dan get to know each other better through the art of gift-giving. Have a holly, jolly Christmas (in April), Upper East Siders! Here at the Dorota Diaries, it’s gonna be ANYTHING but a silent night.

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Are you 16 and know exactly what you want the rest of your life to look like? Do you have a grandmother who would do anything to get her way? Are you a ballroom dance aficionado? Do you love stuffy parties where you are formally announced to your community even though they all already know who you are? Well, you've come to the right place. It's cotillion time, baby!

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Episode Content Warning: Eating Disorders

It may be July, but it is THANKSGIVING over here at The Dorota Diaries! In this episode, Maria and Talea reveal themselves as huge fans of Thanksgiving, but even bigger fans of Upper East Side holiday draaaaama. Other v important topics include Lexapro, Vicodin, and Anne Archibald's unfulfilled dreams. Grab a plate (or two) of your favorite pie and bon appétit!

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Happy Birthday, Upper East Siders! We know it's probably not your birthday today, but today we're celebrating the 17th birthday of our Queen Blair Waldorf, so who cares about when your birthday is? Join us as we dive into what is and isn't allowed when it comes to Dan, Serena, and Vanessa, an embarrassing Rock Band match that just goes on too long, and whether or not we'd have access to the extremely exclusive SEARCH.COM. It's an episode so good, you won't need a birthday wish. 

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Happy New Year, Upper East Siders (better late than never)! We couldn’t ask for a better episode to kick off The Dorota Diaries in 2022 and to prove it, enjoy two hours of us fawning over the whole damn thing. I think we’ve found our passion in life and it is this episode. Just sit back, grab a nice martini, and enjoy the ride baby!

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Masquerades and Moroccan-themed parties are upon us, y'all! This episode marks the momentous debut of Dan's BEST (and only) friend Vanessa Abrams, and Nate's Stepford mama, Anne Archibald, who does not blink. Phantom of the Opera cosplay, coke hidin' fathers, cultural appropriation, and sweet, sweet revenge. What more could we ask for on the Upper East Side?

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The martinis are poured and the designer clothes are pressed 'cuz we are heading into the most important day of the fall (according to Queen B) — the annual sleepover! On the other side of town, Derena at long last goes on a proper first date. Rufus is as sad as ever, but at least he has his glory days to cheer him up? Get out your sleeping bags and take a load off, Upper East Siders!

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