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Chris Rock: Selective Outrage, Alex Murdaugh jurors, Eli Zaret joins us, RIP Tom Sizemore, Michael Irvin v. Marriott, Stripper Radio, and Jackson Mahomes under investigation for assault.

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Eli Zaret joins the show to discuss the MLB pitch clock, Bally's regional sports issues, reflect on Don Shane's passing, Ja Morant doing Ja Morant things, NFL Draft prospect Jalen Carter's troubles, Antoine Davis chasing Pete Maravich, DJ Turner's super-speed and more.

Stripper radio is on the air. Great idea.

Chris Rock went live on Netflix and dropped comedy bombs on Meghan Markle, outrage and Will Smith. USA Today's Kelly Lawler hated it.

Prince Harry live-streamed his trauma for $35.

Russell Brand and John Heilemann clashed on Real Time with Bill Maher.

Novak Djokovic is not allowed in the United States because he's not vaccinated.

Rolling Loud is going down and it's been full of blunders. Justin Bieber can't perform on his tour, but he can perform with Toliver at Rolling Loud.

Another intervention is planned for Britney Spears. River Red wished Sam Asghari a happy birthday.

RIP to Detroit native Tom Sizemore.

Alex Murdaugh can't believe he's bald. Juror Craig Moyer can't stop galivanting. The surviving Murdaughs were on a tear following the murders.

So far multiple judges have sided with Michael Irvin over Marriott.

Kendrick Perkins seems to hate white NBA players.

Music: Drew's YouTube rabbit-hole led him to a comment-section fight with Daniel Balzano vs EVERYONE. He also came across an early dance crazy U2, a makeup-free Robert Smith and The Cure, bands with songs named after the band, the top rock songs with bagpipes, the best 2-piece bands and more.

Pamela Smart really wants to get out of jail.

In The Name of God: A Holy Betrayal covers ANOTHER sex cult.

Jason Carr is gloating about his Facebook Live numbers for Jason Carr Drive.

Jackson Mahomes is on top of the world now that he's a two-time Super Bowl champion('s brother). He's out here assaulting waiters and sexually assaulting the owner. Brittany Mahomes is beefing with Joe Rogan.

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Social media is dumb, but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).

SNL alumni Jon Lovitz joins us, Alex Murdaugh guilty, NBA All-Star hothead Ja Morant, Tom Mazawey on Plato's Retreat, new docs coming on Jared from Subway & Jussie Smollett, a Bonerline, and Jared Goff settles his beef with Valentine Distilling.

Sports: It's business as usual for #1 NFL Draft prospect Jalen Carter. NBA All Star Ja Morant beat the crap out of a teenager last year and we're learning about it right now. Jared Goff and Valentine Distilling Co. have buried their beef.

The jury is now deliberating in the Alex Murdaugh trial. A juror has been dismissed for talking to people about the case, but she needs her eggs before she jets. OJ Simpson weighs in by making jokes.

The Ted Williams' Clip of the Day features Ted's favorite voices of all-time.

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Livvy Dunne is still the hottest college influencer out there. The Cavinder Twins are hot on her trail (NSFW).

Jason Carr Drive rolls on.

Tom Mazawey joins the show to try and get the Mr. Skin password again, remember Plato's Retreat, his audience appearances at Donahue and Geraldo, NFL Draft analysis, discuss the Jalen Carter debacle, promote Astronomicon and more.

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Jon Lovitz joins the show to explain The Peanut Song, collaborating with Penny Marshall, almost being the star of Bad Boys, his George Santos impersonation, his beef with Harvey Fierstein and promote his appearance at Astronomicon.

Jared From Subway: Catching A Monster is coming soon to Investigation ID.

Aaron Carter's mom wants you to see where he died. See the feces-death-water for yourself.

Crazy Britney Spears sold the house she just bought and takes a loss. She's so good with her own money.

Weatherman, Erick Adame, finally speaks out about getting fired following revenge porn.

Trevor Bauer losses his defamation suit against Deadspin.

We're not quite sure where the Detroit Tigers, Pistons and Red Wings will air if Diamond Sports goes bankrupt.

Jeremy Clarkson finally loses a job because of his Meghan Markle comments.

Fox Nation has a Jussie Smollett docuseries on the way. Jussie still demands a retrial.

Joe Biden is getting crap for a chuckle following the accusation of killing Rebecca Kiessling's sons.

The clean-up crew in East Palestine are now getting sick.

Alex Murdaugh has been found guilty of murdering Paw Paw and Maggs.

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Jared Goff v. Valentine Distilling, NFL's #1 Draft prospect in trouble, Paris Jackson rips off Nirvana, Ted Williams' long Prince story, our YouTube channel, not-prince-Harry's pay-per-view therapy session, and 50 bad albums by great artists.

The Detroit Red Wings have re-signed Dylan Larkin with an 8-year, $69M deal. BranDon's take on the signing is that he hasn't been watching the Red Wings.

Jared Goff is beefing with Valentine Distilling in Ferndale. It all started with a bad review from the Lions QB's driver. We check in with the local establishment and get their take.

Georgia Bulldog DT Jalen Carter, who is often ranked a top-5 NFL draft pick this year, is charged with road racing that led to a crash that left 2 dead including his teammate.

Chris Rock's live Netflix special is dropping this Sunday, March 4th.

Justin Bieber has canceled his tour following trouble with Ramsay Hunt Syndrome. Now he can sit at home and support Hailey Bieber in her battle against Selena Gomez.

Paris Jackson totally ripped off Nirvana in her new turd song, Bandaid.

Jon Stewart reacts to the reaction he got for talking about the Covid lab leak theory on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

The WaPo says Donald Trump is not responsible for the East Palestine train derailment. The air quality remains terrible despite the EPA saying everything is fine.

Bill Gates' daughter is living the life.

Two Vermont State Troopers are in trouble for saying bad words while they played video games.

Illinois basketball player, Matthew Mayer, missed time after overdosing on Monster Energy Drinks.

Quadruple murderer Bryan Kohberger may face the firing squad in Utah Idaho.

The Ted Williams Clip of the Day features the time the Golden Voice met Prince. The story reminds Drew of his experience at David Bowie's Glass Spider Tour.

Rolling Stone Magazine's 50 Genuinely Horrible Albums by Brilliant Artists.

Michigan Blue Cross lost a lot of money... but the CEO is handsomely paid.

Marc is now a proud member of the AARP.

We are approaching the 10-year anniversary of the greatest sports radio station possibly ever.

Astronomicon is coming up and we have Jon Lovitz booked this week.

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93% of Michigan lawmakers received donations from DTE Energy. DTE needs more money.

Marjorie Trailer Greene was verbally attacked at dinner. Joe Biden was also heckled at dinner recently.

Vanessa Bryant settles with LA County for $29M. Kobe!

The Student Loan Forgiveness Program is still up in the air and being question by the Supreme Court.

72% of conservative academics fear losing their jobs for their political views. The State of Florida just wants to ban certain fields of studies.

Royal News: Not-a-Prince Harry popped up on Stephen Colbert. You can pay $34 to watch not-a-prince Harry talk to a "trauma expert". Meghan and Harry have been evicted by King Charles. He'd rather have his disgraced brother Andrew live there. Nobody wants to play at King Charles coronation. 

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Social media is dumb, but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).

Why teens won't drive, DTE's PR push, Jerry Jones paternity problem, morning radio host missing, Michael Jackson & Macaulay Culkin memories, Fox v. Dominion, The NFL Sodfather fights back, Bill Clinton in Sling Blade, and we dig into Trudi's employment in Sacramento.

Joe Biden Gaffes: Even though he's white, Joe Biden is not stupid. Who's Zooming Who, Joe?

Trudi "Jacinas in" and blames traffic. Trudi Daniels defeated Mark Farner in the most-viewed episode of Radio Dayz. Trudi tries to explain her time "working" in the Sacramento market.

FEMA is trying to save AM radio. Soon it will reign supreme once more!

Tom Mazawey skipped December and decided to give away the January Legacy winner in a really long video. Congrats to ___________!

Some Michigan communities are getting some good $$$ for all that marijuana being sold.

Correction from yesterday: DTE is handing out $35, not a measly $25 like we originally thought. DTE: Deal with it.

Radio host Jeffrey Vandergrift is missing in California and it doesn't look very good.

Aubrey Plaza's underboob was on full display at the SAG Awards.

The Alex Murdaugh trial is somehow STILL going on. The jury is about to go on a field trip to the murder scene.

Turns out White Noise was partially filmed in East Palestine. Life imitating art. The movie is terrible BTW.

The food assistance program for the pandemic is FINALLY ending. Slow down. Savannah Guthrie had to leave The Today Show early today due to catching COVID.

Any updates on those "China Balloons" we shot down? It's going the way of Monkeypox and Murder Hornets.

We came across a wholesome video of Michael Jackson and his best friend, Macaulay Culkin, playing around.

There is rumor that Pete Davidson is having sex with yet another famous person.

The Ted Williams Clip of the Day tells the tale of when he was on The Today Show.

Sports: Jerry Jones might have to go to trial for sexual assault. He's also facing a paternity test from a 26-year-old. The Sodfather has broken his silence and he's throwing everyone under the bus. Tom Brady may not become a stand-up comedian, but we're expecting to see The Roast of Tom Brady on Netflix.

We go in search of 'High Maintenance Intern' Vinny Stubbs.

Tory Lanez' sentencing has been delayed because he catches all the breaks.

Austin Butler is pretending that he played Elvis Presley so hard that he had to be hospitalized.

Tom Sizemore's family is preparing for what seems to be his imminent death.

Madonna wants you to know she's been paying her brother Tony's bills.

Teenagers just do not want to drive cars for many reasons... mainly because then they cannot look at their phones.

BranDon got to watch cool movies in school including Twister, Innerspace and The Deer Hunter.

A choir teacher in Pittsburgh was busted banging a 17-year-old by her husband.

Rupert Murdoch's deposition in the Dominion case is not good news for Fox News. Howard Kurtz isn't allowed to talk about it.

Michael Strahan went to Easter Island... for some reason.

Bill Clinton hooked Harvey Weinstein up with Sling Blade promotion while he was President.

Lady Gaga needs to just pay Jennifer McBride to make the dognapping fiasco end.

Dave Grohl wants you to know he feeds the homeless.

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Ben Affleck boxed in, DTE's excuses, Alex Murder-daugh trial, Jake Paul v. Tommy Fury, SAG Award recap, Ted Williams COTD returns, Pink can't tell a lie, the WWJ murderer trial, and Listener Adam tells the tale of his HIV diagnosis.

DTE is offering a whopping $25 credit for customers who lost power... again. They need to re-hire Isiah Thomas for their commercials.

Jim Harbaugh is a tree-clearing hero.

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The SAG Awards were a thing that apparently happened last night. Everything Everywhere All at Once won a lot of trophies. Brendan Fraser cried on stage again. Mark Wahlberg is getting crap for presenting an award to an Asian cast when he has a history of attacking an Asian. There is an Award Crisis Team now to protect people from Will Smith.

Listener Adam tells us the tale of his HIV diagnosis.

A finger in the butt post de-pantsing is a great street fighting move.

We miss Barry White.

The Ted Williams Clip of the Day features some of Ted's favorite songs.

It sure sounds like COVID-19 came from that Wuhan lab. The media is getting hit hard for censoring the lab leak theory. John Stossel pops off.

Alex Murdaugh's brother took the stand today and made Alex cry. He's been slapped with another misdemeanor for having contraband.

TJ Holmes and Amy Robach are STILL banging like rabbits in Mexico.

CBS 62 is teasing a big new hire of someone who was recently on TV.

Charlie LeDuff will be hanging with his homeboy, Chris Cuomo, on NewsNation. Charlie has a new episode of No BS News Hour out.

A brand-new Jason Carr Drive has dropped.

Smokey Williams was arraigned today for the murder of former WWJ anchor, Jim Matthews.

Collegiate News: Olivia Dunne had a good performance recently and the Boner Army went wild. The NCAA punished Miami Women's Basketball for the first NIL infraction. The Madison Brooks case got a bit tricky after the defense leaked a video of her exiting the car on her own accord. Alabama's Brandon Miller is "fully cooperating" so it's totally cool he keeps playing.

Jake Paul lost to Tommy Fury in a split-decision. Floyd Mayweather, meanwhile, had a fight in front of nobody.

Chet Hanks shows us his Donald Trump impersonation.

Ben Affleck pulled an Austin Powers as his Mercedes-Benz was boxed in.

Christina Aguilera vs P!nk: Lady Marmalade. She also angered Madonna. Pink is incredibly saddened by the narrative because women have it harder than men.

Jennifer McBride really wants that $500K reward from Lady Gaga.

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Social media is dumb, but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).

Dilbert dropped, DTE's 'ice storm of the century', Super Bowl Halftime Show FCC complaints, Drew Crime, Eli Zaret Zooms in, RIP Don Shane, RIP Madonna's brother, Woody Harrelson on SNL, and Boring Austin Green's boring Twitter fight.

RIP to Madonna's brother and Mike Clark's schoolmate, Tony Ciccone.

Tom Mazawey is still not happy that we missed his appearance last week.

Eli Zaret joins the show to eulogize Don Shane, tries to upsell the hapless Detroit Tigers, discuss the new MLB changes, talk the financial woes of Bally Sports, go over the many children of Dwight Howard and more.

Other Sports: Brandon Miller is thriving at Alabama despite being weapon delivery guy in the murder of Jamea Jonae Harris. U of M pulled out a victory over Wisconsin thanks to the most ridiculous 3 pointer. MSU lost in miraculous fashion. That 3rd-grade basketball team that went viral for flexing got DEMOLISHED and are eating humble pie.

There is a new kid drummer that makes Drew angry.

Q&A with 12-year-old Nandi Bushell.

Drew Crime: 20/20 covered the story of "influencer" Kelsey Turner, who murdered her C Everett Koop look-a-like sugar daddy . 48 Hours featured a 40-year-old cold case. Drew tells a tale from one of his favorite new shows, Calls From the Inside. Serial-kidnapper, James Parrillo Jr., is massive man and people have been warning about him for years. Justin Gonzalez stopped a drunk driver from fleeing after trying to leave the scene of a fatal crash.

Go's Sarah Polley is pretending like she didn't want to be in Almost Famous.

Paris Hilton Stories This Week: Paris was raped at the age of 15. Harvey Weinstein almost raped Paris. Paris has a bunch of frozen eggs saved. We are officially sick of Paris Hilton.

Ashley Morgan Smithline admits she made up all the allegation against Marilyn Manson at the direction of Evan Rachel Wood.

Alex Murdaugh's trial is winding down and we think he's cooked.

'Dilbert' comic pulled from a ton of newspapers because of the author's racist rant.

White people aren't very popular these days.

Woody Harrelson hosted SNL and angered some people with his monologue. James Austin Johnson also brought out a new Bill Walton impression.

The cause of the East Palestine derailment was caused by overheating bearings. The hazardous dirt was being shipped to Van Buren Twp, MI without telling anyone.

The 'biggest ice storm of the last 100 years' caused power outages all over SE Michigan. DTE bought ads to defend their lack of preparation.

Gene Simmons' daughter got married and everything was sponsored and KISS related.

Jack Osbourne is a reality show lifer.

Rihanna's performance at the Super Bowl led to many FCC Complaints.

Britney Spears' dog was released from confinement and attacked an old man.

The accomplice in the Lady Gaga dog-snatching case is pissed that she hasn't received the $500,000 reward yet.

Madonna and 23-year-old Andrew Darnell have broken up. SAD!

Boring Austin Green is feuding with baby momma Vanessa Marcil on social media.

Bam Margera's life is in the dumpster, but at least he's able to hit up the strip clubs.

Kodak Black has another warrant issued for him.

Trudi Daniels podcast sighting!

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Social media is dumb, but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).

TJ Miller joins us to talk Dear Jonah & upcoming local shows, Alex Murdaugh takes the stand, a brand-new Bonerline, Ted Williams Clip of the Day, Mayor Pete in East Palestine, Jason Carr Drive has a snow day, and Deepfake Madness.

Drew and Trudi are working on their Detroit Music Awards Foundation videos. Drew is in the lead.

Drew's lava lamp is broken.

Jason Carr Drive is causing the trolls to come out in the comments section. We will be billing Tania's Pizza once all of you go there and say we sent you.

Ted Williams tells us about his favorite food in today's Clip of the Day.

TJ Miller brings The Gentle Giant Tour to Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle this weekend with shows on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. We chat with the actor/comedian. Check out, Dear Jonah right here.

Elon Musk is angry at the Rolling Stone Cancel Culture article as well.

We didn't make Tom Mazawey's bowling schedule time limit today. Sad!

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Pete Buttigieg showed up in East Palestine, one day after Donald Trump. Listener Michelle loves Mayor Pete and hates this video. The View blames Donald Trump for the derailment.

Alex Murdaugh took the stand today. His testimony was filled with snot, Paw Paws and lies. Despite Marc not liking it, we all recommend Murdaugh Murders: A Southern Scandal on Netflix.

Casey King from Family by the Ton actually lost all the weight!

River Red (formally known as Britney Spears) is furious with TMZ and the media for their lies.

63% of dudes in their 20's are single.

That teacher in Canada with the massive fake tubes is pretending to be a dude again when she's at school.

Adam Levine bought a fake Maserati.

Deepfakes are getting crazy. Trudi is using ChatGPT to write her commercial copy.

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* Jason Carr returns, new info on the University of Alabama basketball shooting, angry Alec Baldwin, Netflix's 'Murdaugh Murders', Trump visits East Palestine, Ted Williams Clip of the Day, Rashone's History of 'No Homo', and a Drew & Mike Show Classic: interview with Jimmy Carter.

* Politricks: Donald Trump showed up to East Palestine, Ohio and passed out food and water. Pete Buttigieg does not want to answer a softball question while walking with his husband. Joe Biden fell up the stairs of Air Force One again. Some people are saying Dr. Jill Biden may leave Joe if he decides to run again in 2024.

* Former WJBK and WDIV personality Jason Carr is BACK with a brand-new Facebook Live Show.

* We check-in with our friend Rashone for a History of No Homo.

* Don Lemon is back at CNN following his "sensitivity training".

* Fox News is battling a lawsuit after election fraud claims.

* Russell Simmons and Kanye West spend a lovely Valentine's Day together.

* The Rolling Stones and Beatles are "collaborating", but some people are saying it's not what it seems.

* The Ted Williams Clip of the Day features a long and unfunny old school joke.

* RIP Jeff Charles- Drew's former boss and the voice of East Carolina sports.

* Taylor Lewan has been cut by the Tennessee Titans. He has Bussi...

* Karl Malone's sexual past, Mayor Jim Fouts does what he wants, WATP Karl joins us, listener Nate on his school shooting experience, Don Lemon's CNN 'punishment', Madonna's new picture, and Drew's missing baseball coach.

* We just found out that the XFL owner, Dany Garcia, was married to The Rock. Michael Strahan could have mentioned that in his boring GMA interview.

* We speak with Nate, who was present at a school shooting in Port Huron back in 1989. Buy his favorite t-shirt right here.

* We have even more examples of 'No Homo' in pop culture.

* Dan Evans has dug up our old interview with ailing Jimmy Carter.

* The Ted Williams Clip of the Day gets spicy today.

* Brian Banks and Gretchen Whitmer attended MSU shooting victim Arielle Anderson's funeral today.

* Jim Fouts had a fund raiser as he intends to run for a 5th mayoral term when the city of Warren limits terms to 3.

* Karl from WATP joins the show to crap all over Chelsea Handler's new Dear Chelsea podcast, rag on Billy McFarland's appearance on Sofia with an F, and already promote a live show at The Magic Bag on September 15th.

* Don Lemon has been off the air quite a bit since his Nikki Haley comment and some people want him fired. Whoopi Goldberg kinda agrees with Don.

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* Happy President's Day, a patriotic Ted Williams Clip of the Day, Jason Carr teases a comeback, a complete 'No Homo' report, MSU listener feedback, a new Jared Fogle doc, the end of rock band Live, and the XFL is back with The Rock phoning it in.

* Happy President's Day! Jimmy Carter is in hospice care. Joe Biden took a trip to Ukraine.

* Pete Buttigieg is heading to East Palestine.

* What are the best train movies?

* The Ted Williams Clip of the Day is presidential themed.

* The latest in 'No Homo' news. We remember Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping's song Not Gay.

* South Park: Harry and Meghan are angry about the South Park parody. South Park also showed the world what Scientologists actually believe.

* Will Smith is getting crap for showing the cast of Suicide Squad a deepfake nude of Margot Robbie.

* Jason Carr is teasing a comeback.

* Drew relays the emails we've received regarding the MSU mass shooting. Students aren't ready to go back to class. In the meantime, another mass shooting occurs at a Mardi Gras parade.