The Drew Lane Show

* Tiger Woods Tampongate, Eli Zaret joins us to See it His Way, MSU student trauma, Ted Williams COTD, Tom Sizemore's aneurysm, nude swimming lamenting, Gen Z dongs > Baby Boomer's dongs, and a 'No Homo' rabbit hole.

* We See it Eli's Way on the Michigan & Michigan State come together game, Hunter Dickinson shenanigans, touch on Travis Kelce hosting SNL, Damar Hamlin's Kanye West jacket, banning of the 'Tush Push', Christine Brennan vs Tiger Woods hilarious tampon joke, promote Netflix's Full Swing, Greg Hardy getting smoked in bare-knuckle fighting, review the Power Slap League, the legend of Mac McClung and more.

* Karl Malone had a baby with a 13-year-old when he was 20.

* Thomas A. Mazawey had a birthday. That's all.

* The students at Michigan State are experiencing trauma. Students are "not ok" and they are not ready to go back to school. A petition has been put out there to continue classes via Zoom.

* Drew tries to change ...

* South Park's Meg & Harry takedown, checking in with East Palestine residents, a brand-new Bonerline, Tom Mazawey with multiple eulogies & roller derby infodump, Ted Williams COTD, celebrity circ'd/uncir'd contest, and Ryan Seacrest... OUT!

* Drew gave a riveting speech to Woodward Sports today. Check them out here.

* Trudi is trying to downplay her beef with Gary Graff.

* Kathy Dyke joins us from East Palestine, Ohio to recap the chaos in town following the Norfolk Southern train derailment. Another train just derailed in our neck of the woods. Erin Brockovich is on the case. There are a bunch of GoFundMe's out there for East Palestine.

* Drew is a big fan of Raquel Welch in this outfit.

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* South Park destroyed not-a-Prince Harry and that beast, Meghan Markle.

* Ryan Seacrest is leaving Regis and Kathy Lee. He'll be replaced with Mark Consuelos. Seacrest out!

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* LeBron James is the only person in the NBA who doesn't get fined for saying 'no homo'.

* Tom Mazawey joins the show to eulogize Tim McCarver,

* RIP Raquel Welch aka Miss Fussy Britches, 2022 Top Earning Entertainers, Ted Williams Clip of the Day, Janet Jackson v. The Grammys, Pricilla Presley v. Bam Margera, Drew loves Hugh Grant movies, and show beefs: Trudi v. Gary Graff & BranDon v. East Palestine Ohio phone numbers.

* Trudi has a major beef with Gary Graff. She also comes up with 3 great distractions.

* Today's Ted Williams Clip of the Day features name dropping his celebrity friends.

* RIP Raquel Welch. Drew takes us through Fantastic Voyage.

* The object shot down in Lake Huron sure is a mystery.

* East Palestine chemical disaster is finally getting some major news coverage. We try and reach a single person in the rural town, but everyone in it hates BranDon. A reporter was arrested for asking questions.

* Chris Evans used to casually nail Rochester's Jana Kramer until she stunk up his bathroom.

* Chris Cuomo claims he was "going to kill everybody at CNN and myself".

* Federico Quadrani got some hot action at CNN and Jake Tapper tattled on him.

* We nominate Alex Murdaugh for Best Actor Involved in a Murder.

* MSU is holding a vigil for those lost in the mass shooting. Protests went down at the capitol.

* The awful father/husband that tried to murder his family by driving off a cliff in his Tesla i

* Happy Valentine's Day 'No Homo', mass shooting at MSU takes 3 lives, Eli Zaret joins us with some final Super Bowl thoughts, celebrities overdoing plastic surgery, Ted Williams Clip of the Day, fat Elton John, Amber Rose's Slut Walk, and the NBA fines Cam Thomas for 'no homo'.

* Another school mass shooting, this time on the campus of MSU. The deceased victims Alex Verner, Brian Fraser, and Arielle Diamond Anderson are all from metro Detroit. The perpetrator should never have had this opportunity. Threats against Michigan schools have been through the roof.

* You can still catch White Boy Rick with Charlie LeDuff on March 18th at Andiamo's Showroom.

* We See It Eli's Way on the Super Bowl, rip the fake pomp and circumstance of the Big Game, Kari Lake vs the Black National Anthem, blame José Feliciano for anthem madness, rip the Sodfather George Toma, get us ready for baseball season, Dan Gilbert vs Mat Ishbia and more.

* Jay Farner is to retire as CEO from Rocket Companies.

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* Sam Bankman-Fried is breaking rules while on house arres

* Kansas City Chiefs win a great Super Bowl with a lousy ending, Jackson Mahomes post-game TikToks, Megan Fox & MGK break up, David Hogg on CBS Sunday Morning, Mitch Albom eulogizes best friend Burt Bacharach, Drew Crime, & the US is under balloon attacks.

* Super Bowl LVII: The Kansas City Chiefs win. Travis Kelce is super annoying. The holding penalty was a bad call and bad ending to an otherwise great game. Did you see the all-woman flyover?! Marc got boned on some Super Bowl bets. Jackson Mahomes got his screen time.

* Lyla assaults Bran-Don's over-filled trashcan.

* Super Bowl Halftime Show: Dan Leach got chills watching the Halftime Show. Rihanna announced her pregnancy by barely moving during the performance. Rihanna smelled her vagina on live TV.

* Breaking News: Jackson Mahomes has published his Super Bowl TikTok after taking over his MVP brother's post-game interview.

* Super Bowl Commercials: Kevin Bacon made sure his daughter was in a Super Bowl commercial. Crypto ads were NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. JLo ruined Ben Affleck's commercial. Serena Williams was in a million commercials. The Athletic ranked all the commercials. Bradley Cooper

* The very worst Super Bowl Halftime Shows, Tom Mazawey previews the big game, RIP Burt Bacharach, a new hit for Linda Ronstadt, a brand-new Bonerline, E-Scooter madness in Detroit and a failed Britney Spears intervention.

* It's the last show before the 'big game'. Drew did a massive deep dive on every single Super Bowl Halftime Shows.

* Britney Spears dodges an intervention. It's almost like she needs a conservatorship.

* South Park kicked off another season and it was a bit underwhelming.

* Joe Rogan is getting heat for comments about money and Jews.

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* Tom Mazawey joins the show pre-bowling to give his Super Bowl prediction, discuss Aidan Hutchinson's Pepsi Zero Sugar NFL Rookie of the Year Award, recap the NBA trade deadline, eulogize Burt Bacharach, Super Bowl parties at strip clubs and more.

* RIP Burt Bacharach. Somewhere out there are photos of him in a threesome with Angie Dickinson and another dude.

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* A rowdy State of the Union, Yahoo's Dan Wetzel joins us from the Super Bowl, LeBron's celebrates scoring milestone with an F-Bomb, Tommy Lee's long sack, Dr. Dre v. Dee Barnes, no one likes Jackson Mahomes, Madonna's face, and Bill Gates' new girlfriend.

* LeBron James is now the all-time NBA scoring leader. He celebrated by dropping an F-bomb on live TV.

* State of the Union: Shri Thanedar stole the show with his amazing hair and captivating smile. Dr. Jill Biden and Doug Emhoff totally made out. Joe mispronounced Tyre Nichols. The China Spy Balloon made a cameo. Joe touted eliminating fast food non-compete clauses that no one knew existed. Sarah Huckabee Sanders had a response. George Santos and Mitt Romney had a tense exchange.

* Motely Crue News: Hey Hey- It's Vince Neil's birthday. Meanwhile, Tommy Lee decided to post his abnormally long "testicle sack" on social media.

* Szott M-59 Chrysler Jeep hooked up Diane Gordon with a Jeep for being a good person. Others set up a GoFundMe for her.

* Madonna is making some amazing excuses for her hideous face.

* Valerie Bertinelli lost 10 lbs because she stopped drinking for 1 month.

* Time for our Ted Williams' Clip of the Day

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* Grammy leftovers: J-Lo v. Ben & Madonna's weird face, Super Bowl stupidity, WATP Karl joins us with "Golden" content, Turpin TikTok, ABC News is "horned up", and what happened to Fergie?

* Every single guest host on The Daily Show has been better than Trevor Noah.

* Get your Super Bowl food from Joe's Produce in Livonia. Do it, get it done.

* Remaining Grammy Hot Topics: Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck's Grammy spat has been deciphered by a professional lip reader. Madonna's face is so bizarre now that EVERYONE is still talking about it. Her Team Photo is massive.

* The State of the Union is here and we're preparing for more hecklers. Charlie LeDuff plans to pop off on Chris Cuomo after the SOTU. Tyre Nichols' family might be used as political pawns.

* The China Balloon remains a hot topic and Rick Newman nails the problem with media today.

* RIP the guy Dick Cheney shot in the face 17 years ago.

* Karl from WATP joins the show to recap DabbleCon, review The Golden Voice Show with Ted Williams, take a swipe at The Golden Hour podcast and

* Tom Brady v. Gisele: Undie Pics, reviewing the Grammys, Michael Jackson's 1st Christmas, Ted Williams Clip of the Day, RHCP on 60 Minutes, Drew Crime: Nikko Jenkins, and WDIV's Karen Drew turns into a narc.

* Drew Crime I: Bryan Kohberger has chicks fawning over him. Nikko Jenkins is one of the worst people possibly ever and even HE gets chicks from prison. Alex Murdaugh is cooked.

* Tom Brady wants you to see him in his underwear. Some people are saying he looks better than Gisele in her undies.

* Grammys: Harry Styles wore dumb clothes and his tendrils were out of control. Bonnie Raitt won big, was totally surprised, and Trudi hates her hair. Some people are saying Beyoncé had diarrhea and was late to the show. She also totally loves the LGBTQ community despite performing a secret show in Dubai. Trevor Noah is so unfunny that they had to fill time with fans talking about their favorite artists. Chris Martin is ripped now. Sam Smith freaked people out and some people feel he needs Jesus. Madonna showed up and scared everybody with her messed up face. Motown rocked the crowd. Jill Biden got a standing ovation, but was doctor snubbed. Quavo and Offset fought each other backstage. Aaron Carter and his "legacy" were snubbed in the In Memoriam. Chris Brown was a sore l...

* USA: 1 Balloon: 0, GoFundMe's for Beyoncé tickets, Michael Jackson's love triangle, Armie Hammer breaks his silence, Barbara from Roseville on the Pistons, Ted Williams Clip of the Day, Eli Zaret joins us, and Deja Vu's Best BH contest.

* We See It Eli's Way on topics such as Deja Vu's butthole contest, Michigan basketball's attempt to make the tournament, Jim Harbaugh's stalled contract, declare Tom Brady news 'played out', Tony Romo's intervention, more problems for Joe Mixon, a new Kyrie Irving trade, LeBron James Hollywood ventures, Super Bowl gambling, the terrible Detroit Tigers and much more.

* MrBeast cured a whole bunch of people's blindness. Unfortunately, people are angry at him for clout chasing.

* Barbara from Roseville is back giving hot sports takes on 97.1 The Ticket.

* It's time for the Ted Williams Clip of the Day.

* China decided to float a balloon over the United States and a bunch of people flipped out. China has the audacity to complain about the US shooting it down. Our balloon correspondent, Jason Smith, witnessed the balloon being shot down and tells his story right here.

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