* Britney Spears v. K-Fed, Anne Heche takes out a house, Kim K & Pete Davidson split, Terrell Owens almost died, two men outed 110 years after dying on the Titanic, AIDS patient zero, and Maz recaps being in the Mall of America lockdown last Thursday.* Drew and Marc are refrigerator brothers.* Drew has completed 176,000 sit ups.* Sports Weekend: Lou Whitaker Retirement Day at Comerica Park was classy, well done and hotter than hell. The "Jacob deGrom bros" beat the crap out of a Atlanta Braves fan. Pete Rose doesn't want to talk about nailing 14-year-olds 55 years ago, babe. Terrell Owens is really stretching out his 'Karen' encounter as he now claims he could have been killed. Men are dominating the professional female disc golf. Alberto Nonino's massive wang was on full display during a decathlon. Gen Z loves MSU athletics.* Detroit sure did have a lot of gun violence this weekend.* WDIV Local 4 Weather reporters report: Kim Adams is back! Andrew Humphrey is doing weather reports from his car just like your smartphone. Ben Bailey is still MIA.* An LA police chase ends with a surrender to nobody and one very confused criminal.* Anne Heche was hospitalized after crashing all over a Los Angeles neighborhood. She took out a garage and then tried to drive through a home. A GoFundMe has been set up by the homeowner. Alec Baldwin makes it all about him while plugging his old movies.* Tom Mazawey was locked down at the Mall of America after shots rang out. We check in with him after his vacation.

* Brittney Griner gets 9 years, Alex Jones jury verdict, celebrity crypto endorsement fails, Terrell Owens v. "Karen", a new Bonerline, Doc West's rock garage sale, Demi Lovato v. Wilmer Valderrama, and Gen Z loves boner pills.* Charlie LeDuff is the star of Gretchen Whitmer's brand-new attack ad on Tudor Dixon without being asked.* Drew watched the entire Alex Jones deposition. Drew has his own Alex Jones conspiracy theory. Alex Jones lost his case and owes $4M+ in compensatory damages to the parents of Sandy Hook victims. Tomorrow he gets the punitive penalty. The Jan 6th committee wants to take a look at his cell phone now.* Trudi has breaking soap opera news as she cancels all of them.* Brittney Griner has been sentenced to 9 years in Russian jail. Kamala Harris is getting crap for locking up a bunch of people on marijuana charges.* Fans of The Bachelor want some fat people to be on the show. Drew gives his update on the dual-Bachelorettes.* Turns out the pilot who fell out of the plane may have fallen while trying to check or fix the landing gear.* Bouncers in the UK are spraying drunk jerks with 'smart water'.* T.O. live streamed a confrontation with a "Karen" in his neighborhood.* A bunch of celebrities (Mike Tyson, Matt Damon, Nick Carter, etc.) are in hot water following their failed crypto promotions. Melania Trump just announced some NFTs for sale for charity.* Young dudes are eating boner pills at an alarming rate because of performance anxiety.* A brand-new Bonerline. Call or text 209-66-Boner to chat with the show.*

* Alex Jones' bad day in court, Kirk Gibson joins us to eulogize Vin Scully, Oxford High's security guard, Britney Spears v. the Catholic Church, Netflix's new Woodstock 99 doc, Tudor Dixon wins, Jeff Bezos' boat, and the studio is full of flies.* RIP broadcasting icon Vin Scully.* Drew's close personal friend, Kirk Gibson, joins the show to eulogize Vin Scully, talk Alaskan bears, flying like a madman, chat about Lou Whitaker's jersey retirement, discuss the trade deadline and more.* The Detroit Tigers are a bad team with a lot of bad luck.* Trainwreck: Woodstock '99 dropped on Netflix and it's a way better doc than the Woodstock 99: Peace, Love, and Rage. SIST: Trench mouth can ruin a person.* Election Results: Tudor Dixon wins and will face Gretchen Whitmer in the general election. Ryan Kelley came in 4th, refuses to concede, and wants a recount. Shri and his wig great head of hair won. Haley Stevens won again despite ignoring all men. Despite being a 'red state', Kansas loves themselves some abortions. * Turns out there was a security guard at Oxford High during the November 30th mass shooting. That security guard did nothing despite being well positioned.* Rosita has NOT been named yet. At least Woody and Jessie got the message to not be racist.* Alex Jones had a REALLY bad day in court.

* Eli Zaret drops by with Sweet Lou stories, Flying Ginsu missile, dynamic ticket pricing & service fees, Thomas Markle breaks his silence, WATP Karl talks gains & bulk, Trump endorses Eric, Drew's new trees, BranDon's internet issues, and we're #1 in Vote 4 the Best... again.* Eli Zaret drops by to recap the MLB Trade Deadline, Deshaun Watson living his best life, Kyler Murray's amended contract, and to promote Lou Whitaker Day by telling some clubhouse stories of the past.* Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross got in trouble for tampering with Tom Brady and Sean Payton. His penalty was more severe that Deshaun Watson's suspension.* Drew is disheveled today after being overwhelmed with doctors, pharmacists, brand-new trees and dog urine.* Diane Warren is sorry for pointing out that Beyoncé needs 24 writers per song. Queen Bey caved to people offended by the word 'spaz' and has beef with Monica Lewinsky.* WATP's Karl dials in to announce an upcoming live show at the Magic Bag on September 30th, roast Drew's favorite new podcast The Chadcast, destroy Chris Cuomo's brand-new top-rated podcast, and preview an upcoming show featuring Hotboxin' With Mike Tyson.* Dane Cook is engaged to a hot young chick.

* Deshaun Watson's punishment, US kills Al-Qaeda leader, Chuck E. Cheese is racist too, Britney Spears book held up due to paper shortage, Prince Charles sketchy deals, Mystikal's rapes, Ana de Armas as Marilyn Monroe, Lollapalooza recap, and Trudi re-eulogizes Nichelle Nichols.* Deshaun Watson has been suspended for 6 games. The NFL will act like they are going to appeal the decision.* Ivana Trump has a pretty lonely and sad final resting place.* The Donald is furious at the Brittney Griner trade proposals. Some people are questioning his definition of "loaded up".* Trudi takes exception to our Nichelle Nichols eulogy. Nichelle cut her son out of her will because he couldn't wait to "sell her s#!t".* Maz is on a cross-country family adventure.* Will Smith is still really sorry. The apology video was one giant advertisement for Jaden Smith's stupid water company.* Nate Burleson went from crashing cars (due to pizza) to anchoring CBS This Morning.* Prince Charles loves money from the bin Laden's and shady Qatari politicians... Especially if it's cash in suitcases.* We need to take a serious look at Deshaun Watson's 2022 Fantasy Football value.* Political commercials are running overtime.* Hard Knocks features the Detroit Lions and will debut on August 9th. Aidan Hutchinson is hazed. Jeff Okudah is trying not to be a total bust.

* Will Smith's boring apology to Chris Rock, Disney's racist Rapunzel, RIP Bill Russell, Alex Jones' bankruptcy, Drew Crime stories, Joe Biden v. COVID II, and songwriter Matt Farley joins us after his Kris Jenner song goes viral.* RIP to underrated Bill Russell. RIP to Star Trek's Uhura.* Some generational warfare to start the show. Millennials are making a ton of money now.* Will Smith finally apologizes to Chris Rock in the longest boringly way possible.* Charles Barkley defends LIV Golf as 'selective moral outrage'.* We check in with the world's most prolific songwriter, Matt Farley, as those damn Kardashians used one of his songs in a viral TikTok. Check out all of Motern Media's fantastic songs.* The lead singer of Smash Mouth wanted to fight the entire crowd at the Taste of Fort Collins.* Johnny Depp's art prints sold out in hours and landed him $3.6M.* Scientists claim they can help bald men... again. Shri Thanedar has the head of hair every guy wants.* Drew tried to scoop Karl and WATP by listening to the Chad Cast, but he accidentally ran into a different Chadcast.* Taylor Swift is the CO2 polluter of the year. One of her Swifties tried to defend her on Twitter by concocting an easily provable lie.* Spain is trying to lock Shakira up in prison for 8 years, but they really just want their tax money.*

* Hunter Moore is the worst, Brittney Griner trade offer, Sesame Place lawsuit, Tour de France pile-up, R Kelly's sisters know he's not guilty, a brand-new Bonerline, Monkeypox fight, campaign ads, and "Movies That Can't Be Made Today".* The Detroit Tigers had a walk-off win after trying their hardest to lose. It was the reason we did not do a show yesterday.* There was an excellent bicycle pile-up in the first ever female Tour de France.* Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/dams or use the code dams to get a HUGE Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 1 additional month for free + a bonus gift! It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee!* A University of Kentucky swimmer wasn't happy that she had to share a locker room with Lia Thomas walking around naked.* Haley Stevens rescued the auto industry and she really wants you to know. She's also trying to get girls into math.* Trudi is "wondering" what type of fish Kirk Gibson is currently catching in Alaska. She's a little off today after crashing her bicycle. Here is video of her crash.* A radio consultant that helped push Drew out of Phoenix now has tips to save your podcast. * Here's a list of "movies that couldn't be made today". Murdering in film is still totally cool.* Sesame Place is being sued for $25M over a missed high-five.* Chris Cuomo has a new gig.* Britney Spears will NOT be deposed. She's been through enough. To celebrate, she posted a brand-new pic of her BH.* R Kelly's sisters joined Good Morning Britain to defend their brother by playing the race card.* Drew is being bullied and declared a "Phone Nazi".* Police Chases:

* Tony Dow died & rose again, The Cult's Ian Astbury calls in, Kwame's crowdfunding garnished, Jim Harbaugh wants more babies, Detroit gives billionaire Dan Gilbert $60 million, Dead Man's Curve, and Tom Mazawey live in-studio.* RIP Tony Dow (for now).* We are looking for a ringer for our DMP Golf Team led by Steve Gabbara. We are accepting emails ([email protected]) if you'd like to join the team... but you BETTER be good. After all, it is for charity.* Main Art Theater in Royal Oak has been demolished.* Ian Astbury joins the show to promote The Cult at Meadow Brook Amphitheatre on Wednesday, breaking up fights mid-show, compare his karate skills to Elvis', his first Detroit show at Paycheck's Lounge in Hamtramck, movie soundtracks, A Gathering of the Tribes and much more.* Arts, Beats & Eats announces their lineup.* Detroit City Council hooks Dan Gilbert up with $60,000,000 to "finish" his Hudson's project. * No more crowdfunding for Kwame Kilpatrick, as a judge rules the can seize all his "donations".* Tom Mazawey drops by the studio to eulogize Tony Dow. Tom received a 'comfort buffet assault' following the death of Wally from Leave it to Beaver. Maz promotes Seinfeld Season 5, Episode 10.* BREAKING NEWS! TONY DOW IS ALIVE!* Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/dams or use the code dams to get a HUGE Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 1 additional month for free + a bonus gift! It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee!* Sports I: Eli Zaret owes Paige Spiranac's breasts an a...

* 2022 Radio Hall of Fame inductees, Eli Zaret stops by, emotional Ben Affleck, UM Med Students walk out, Monkeypox Schmonkeypox, Meghan Markle's human photo props, The Gray Man, Barbara Walters is still alive, sex in court, and Trudi kills her boss.* David Hall bought lunch for Drew at the Rugby Grille today. Ohhhhhhhh* University of Michigan Medical students don't want to hear from any pro-life speakers.* Eli Zaret drops by to update us on LIV moves, Javier Baez's bum thumb, recap the MLB Hall of Fame, Juan Soto's future contract, JV's dominance, Jim Irsay's latest memorabilia buy and the Rocket Mortgage Classic.* This Mel Gibson shirt is awfully awesome.* Elon Musk denies nailing Sergey Brin's wife.* Nobody cares about Monkeypox.* Politricks: Gretchen Whitmer can't solve inflation, but she got you $$$. Shri Thanedar has WAY too many commercials on TV right now.* Warren gas station shootout amazingly ended with no one hit.* J. Lo wants you to see her nude again. Ben Affleck cried in her arms after falling asleep on a tour boat. * Movies:

* Dave Chappelle has show moved in Minneapolis, billionaire Elon Musk bangs billionaire Sergey Brin's wife, angry Kid Rock fans, Tom Morello tackled by his own security, a new Sesame Place camera angle, Ricky Martin exonerated, and BranDon returns.* BranDon is back from his paternity leave. He has very little help with the new baby as his in-laws are busy painting his new house and Bernie from XG Tech is trying to get him internet.* Stephen Gabbara is in need of ringers for the Sixth Annual Kirk Gibson Foundation Golf Classic.* Eduardo Rodriguez has finally contacted the Tigers after a month of radio silence. Except... he only talked to his manager and not the bosses that sign his checks.* Ryan Ermanni declares Top Gun: Maverick the greatest sequel of all time.* There is a new angle on Racist Rosita from Sesame Place.* Dr. Jill Biden was heckled on the street.* Ethan Schmidt was fishing for clicks and goes viral after giving PetSmart crap about a pride flag.* Priscilla Presley wants you to know that Elvis was not a racist.* Sports: Enes Freedom went on Tucker Carlson to leak audio of NBA brass cowering to China. Vince McMahon retires from the WWE following allegations. The owner of the Edmonton Oilers is in trouble for allegedly paying for sex with a minor ballerina. Also, check out his Michael Jackson nose. David Ortiz's daughter got to sing the National Anthem at the Baseball Hall of Fame.* Joe Biden still has COVID.* Monkeypox is officially at public health emergency according to the WHO.*