The Drew Lane Show

* Gary Graff's Alice Cooper at 75, Michigan coach Matt Weiss' computer issues, murderer Brian Walshe's Google searches, Jared Goff or Tom Brady, Songwriting Hall of Fame inductees, IG freeing the nipple, Britney Spears tattoo, and a partial list of Drew & Mike beefs.

* University of Michigan co-offensive coordinator, Matt Weiss, on paid leave for 'computer crimes'.

* Trudi is confronted with overwhelming flirting from John Wayne Bobbitt.

* Ron Jeremy has been found unfit for trial even though he looks healthy.

* Pamela Anderson's reveals her one true love... Tommy Lee.

* Antonio Brown was totally hacked... according to Antonio Brown.

* Crazy Britney Spears gets a new tattoo and calls out Justin Timberlake.

* Lisa Maria looked almost as good as Ron Jeremy at the Golden Globes. Austin Butler needs to stop talking like Elvis.

* BranDon indulged himself in our newest sponsor, GhostBudsters, and then watched Glass Onion.

* Gary Graff joins the show to promote his upcoming book, Alice Cooper at 75, available January 31st. Pre-order using our portal, dammit!

* Rick Wershe (White Boy Rick) has an upcoming on-stage interview with Charlie LeDuff at the Andiamo Celebrity Showroom on March 18th.

* Journey is in shambles due to the political differences.

* Drew rolls through a list of the 'beefs' the Drew and Mike Show had over the years.

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* Fat eating "influencers", John Wayne Bobbitt recaps the Buffalo Bills & his dating history, Antonio Brown posts revenge porn, Madonna's embarrassing tour announcement, Drew Crime stories, Brian Walshe charged with murder, and CBS 62's new news team.

* Sports: Dallas Cowboys spanked Tampa Bay in what could be Tom Brady's final game. A Damar Hamlin mural has been unveiled in Buffalo. Russell Gage almost became the next Damar Hamlin. The Cowboys kicker had the worst night possibly ever. Dan Campbell joined the Manningcast.

* Gisele Bundchen is caught with the "gym teacher" again.

* Karl Hamburger has a clubfoot.

* Coming Up: Gary Graff will join us this week. White Boy Rick will also call into show to promote his upcoming event with Charlie LeDuff.

* ABNN: Antonio Brown decided to put revenge porn featuring his huge dong out on SnapChat.

* The new MLK monument in Boston looks like a dong.

* Cardi B got all dressed up for court because she forgot to do 15 hours of community service.

* Olivia Dunne is a certified 'Bonermaker'.

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* RIP Lisa Marie & her money problems, Eli Zaret post-Wild Card Weekend, plane crash live stream, Andy Dick arrested again, Jim Harbaugh returns to UofM, Gen Z loves luxury goods, Britney Spears' meltdown, RIP Robby Knevel, and Brenden Fraser tries to replace the clap with crying.

* Two Opens to the Show: Joe Biden singing happy birthday to somebody... but he doesn't know their name and former NFL linebacker Will Compton with an incredible fart posted to social media.

* Happy MLK Day. Our listeners are angry that we took the holiday off yesterday.

* Our new advertiser is Ghost Budsters. BranDon will do research and get back to you about the product.

* We See It Eli's Way on NFL Wild Card weekend, Cincinnati Bengals' Sam Hubbard's incredible 98-yard fumble recovery for a touchdown, speculate Jim Harbaugh to the Denver Broncos, the new dimensions at Comerica Park, get angry about Charles White's phantom TD 40+ years ago, comment on an Alabama basketball player charged with murder, electronic strike zone in the minors, USC banning the racist word 'field' and much more.

* Weekend Celebrity Updates: Andy Dick was arrested AGAIN. Britney Spears had a 'meltdown' at a re...

* Kai the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker on Netflix, RIP Jeff Beck, a brand-new unsponsored Bonerline, Tom Mazawey gives us the Adam Rich eulogy we were looking for, John Wayne Bobbitt and Trudi work on their podcast, and we're on Lisa Marie Presley Watch.

* RIP Jeff Beck.

* Lisa Marie Presley has suffered cardiac arrest and has been hospitalized.

* Every plane was grounded for the first time since 9/11. Don't worry, Pete Buttigieg is on it.

* Politricks: Joe Biden has his own 'classified documents' problem. George Santos is a liar but hey, he got elected! Marjorie Taylor Greene vs Dr. Dre.

* Sports: More 911 tapes of Antonio Brown have been released. The bodycam of Odell Beckham Jr getting kicked off of a plane has been released. The Tigers are making their ballpark more hitter-friendly.

* The vehicle that struck MSU student, Ben Kable, has been recovered but some people are saying the driver may have fled the country.

* CNN needs to put together a Larry King Greatest Hits. We have audio to submit.

* Enjoy the second unsponsored Bonerline of 2023. Call or text 209-66-Boner.

* Lyla ate lipstick.

* Drew declares the Trump train over... but the polls tell otherwise.

* The Ilitch family and Stephen Ross need $80...

* Pam Anderson's new doc filled with old pictures, WATP Karl joins us, Joe Biden's classified documents, kids accessing porn, not-a-Prince Harry's whoppers, SBF's FTX spending, Tennessee police sex romps, and Idaho murderer Brian Kohbooger's Tinder date speaks.

* Sports: The Georgia Bulldogs destroyed the TCU Horned Frogs in the CFB National Championship. Buffalo Bill Damar Hamlin is now walking. Sunday Night Football starring the Detroit Lions was ratings gold.

* Bryan Kohberger Updates: His vehicle was spotted driving near the house after the murders. None of the victims appeared to know the killer. Surviving roommate, Dylan Mortensen, is being harassed online. Kohbooger's Tinder date has broken her silence.

* Brian Walshe is a bad murderer and doesn't know how to use Google. He needs to go into the sweatbox and admit he murdered his wife.

* Kids have so much access to porn. Local 4 is here to educate you with some fantastic women on the street. We recommend showing your kids Molly Grows Up for their sex ed.

* Prince Harry wants you to know the circumcision etiquette of the Royal Family. He's been caught in many lies thus far.

* Karl from WATP joins the show to discuss a new subreddit dedicated to Shuli Egar, continue the conversation of the awful High Low with EmRata (featuring Bella Thorne),

* An odd appearance by Andy Dick, Eli Zaret joins us to recap the Detroit Lions victory, Top 200 Singers list, not-a-prince Harry's media tour, influencer Olivia Dunne causes a boner outbreak in Utah, and we go in search of a eulogy for Adam Rich.

* Trudi and Jamaal Williams don't watch TV.

* We See It Eli's Way on the Detroit Lions great season-ending victory over the Green Bay Packers, his guest column with WDIV, excessive Damar Hamlin coverage, angry Michael Strahan, MSU's basketball win over Michigan, yell at gambling websites again, Quay Walker's assault (and subsequent tears), Blake Corum's return to Michigan, Jim Harbaugh exodus speculation, and rip on the Detroit Tigers one more time.

* Not-a-Prince Harry did 3 major TV interviews today to blame everyone for his problems.

* We talk to Butch who retired thanks to TikTok, bad week for Michigan, Damar Hamlin Day, Drew Crime: Bryan Kohbooger update, RIP Eight is Enough's Adam Rich, Billy Bush hot mic issues, Battle of the Network Stars, and the Taliban is right about Prince Harry.

* The Damar Hamlin saga seems to be wrapping up, but not before the entire NFL pays tribute to him in a performative way. The trainer that saved his life, Frank Somebody, is being considered for the NFL Hall of Fame.

* The University of Michigan cult is in trouble for cheating. Jim Harbaugh and the NFL seem like destiny.

* Aaron Rodgers has a new piece and she's a billionaire's daughter.

* Drew engaged with people that were part of Tom Mazawey's Twitter Block Party.

* We call Butch Marion. He was working "40-hours" a week at Walmart until some TikTok dude made him famous and got him $120K+ on GoFundMe. Donate to Butch right here.

* Drew Crime I: It's not a good idea to rob restaurants in Texas. You could die like this guy did. A 6-year-old in 1st grade purposely shoots his teacher. Nice parenting. Bryan Kohberger is NOT a genius. BTK Killer has made a statement. The vehicle involved in the Benjamin Kable hit-and-run has been located. Vin Diesel starred in the latest Dateline about the Connie Dabate murder.

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* Drew Crime: The case against Bryan Kohberger, Prince Harry whoppers, Damar Hamlin updates, a brand-new Bonerline, Top Hits of the 80's, Tom Mazawey dials in and we deep dive on Bob Rivers' Twisted Tunes.

* BranDon and Karl workshopped some potential John Wayne Bobbitt podcasts.

* Damar Hamlin Fallout Part 2: Damar has awoken and he totally won... the game of life! The Bills/Bengals game will not be completed, leading BranDon and Jim to 3rd place finishes in their respective Fantasy Football Leagues. Joy Behar blames heterosexual conservative men for all football violence. Kelly Stafford lets us know "it's ok to not be ok".

* Drew Crime: The Idaho Murders affidavit has been released and Bryan Kohberger is the worst Criminology PHD possibly ever. A man in Utah slaughtered his entire family. The Tesla dad remains the worst would-be murderer in history. We finally find out who killed Takeoff... aaaaaand he's out of jail.

* Enjoy the first unsponsored Bonerline of 2023. Call or text 209-66-Boner.

* GM > Toyota.

* Stories from Prince Harry's book are leaking and there are some WHOPPERS in there. Reminder that Harry and Meghan are the most hated people on the planet.

* The Biggest Hits of the 1980's

* John Wayne Bobbitt joins us as our Buffalo Bills correspondent, Steven Tyler sex assault accusation, Jason Alexander breaks silence on marring Britney, US Soccer tattletales, Damar Hamlin 'canceled' while in a coma, and a loser fails at killing his family by driving off a cliff.

* Damar Hamlin Update: 'Mr. Frog' went back and found some of his bad tweets when he was an 11-year-old in order to cancel him. Skip Bayless and Shannon Sharpe yelled at each other about Skip's tweet.

* Barbara Walters was on the forefront of interviewing parents of murderers when she talked to John Hinckley's slow mom and dad.

* USMNT Gregg Berhalter is in trouble for being really mean to Gio Reyna. Gio's mommy and daddy tattle on Berhalter for an incident that occurred over 30 years ago.

* The worst husband/father possibly ever launched a Tesla over a cliff.

* NC State football broadcaster Gary Hahn was temporarily suspended for saying 'illegal aliens' during the Sun Bowl.

* Australian TV presenter Mylee Hogan got in trouble for a good callback joke.

* Dolly Parton and Miley Cyrus get into the NYE game.

* Bryan Kohlberger has loose BTK connections besides both being total loads. John Kelly correctly declares Kohlberger a moron.

* Catherine Gurd was so hot at the Peach Bowl that we all need to know who she is now. Enjoy!

* Look At Me: Tia Carrere wants to remind you that you'd still nail her on her 56th birthday.

* Happy New Year, Buffalo Bills' Damar Hamlin collapses on live TV, Idaho murderer caught, Eli Zaret joins us, RIP Barbara Walters, Bella Thorne & EmRata know everything, The Chris D'Elia Problem, Kwame's restitution, 2022's most annoying celebs, and holiday break leftovers.

* It's our very first show of 2023.

* We See It Eli's Way: Damar Hamlin collapsed and postponed Monday Night Football between Buffalo and Cincinnati. Convicted felon Donté Stallworth is CNN's go-to for football injury coverage for some reason. TCU defeated Michigan in the Fiesta Bowl. JJ McCarthy's dad tried to goose JJ's girlfriend. Jim Harbaugh to the NFL watch is back on now that the season is over. Ohio State dropped the Peach Bowl to Georgia. The Detroit Lions have a chance to squeak into the playoffs, but they need some help. The Detroit Tigers are doing NOTHING in free agency. Where will Trevor Bauer land? Deshaun Watson wishes his girlfriend a Happy Queen Day.

* Drew Crime: Tory Lanez is guilty, peace. His jailhouse call that led to conviction. Bryan Kohberger has been arrested in connection to the University of Idaho murders. We get inundated with a bunch of insignificant trivia regarding this loser. Valerie Cipollina is popping off on the Idaho killer's behavior while in jail. The Anthrax Attacks on Netflix is a must watch.

* TV Viewing: Drew is stealing Amazon Prime from some dude named Gordon.