The Drew Lane Show

* The Banshees of Ferndale, Kwame Kilpatrick scolded by judge, The Last of Us gets hot & heavy, a brand-new Bonerline, Tom Mazawey with eulogies & Happy Days spin-offs, Tennessee police sexcapade audio, and another Ted Williams Clip of the Day: Bird Edition.

* We're on the fifth show of the week. Some people (Drew) are saying we work too many days.

* Pamela Anderson's doc has hit Netflix and the response is split. Poor Pam only receives $4,000 per year from Baywatch residuals.

* Music I: Drew demands The Guess Who and BTO enter the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame together. The R&R HOF is a good opportunity for Peter Hook and New Order to squash their beef. RIP George Harrison's sister.

* Day 2 of our Ted Williams' Clip of the Day.

* GhostBudsters Farms brings you today’s Bonerline! Call or text 209-66-Boner.

* Go to 'Blameless Therapy' and figure it out.

* Dr. Phil is ending his television practice. Here's some of his highlights over the years.

* Someone sent over a ridiculous video of 2 Live Crew on the Donahue show.

* Tom Mazawey joins the show pre-bowling to frown about those who've we lost (Cindy Williams, Lisa Loring, Bobby Hull, Billy Packer, etc.), Happy Days spin-off shows, try and weasel a free Mr. Skin login,

* Tom Brady retires again, Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nominees & snubs, Ted Williams edgy TikTok, Trudi loves J-Lo movies, John Hinckley Jr documentary, Elton John's brother breaks his silence, George Santos' lies, and new "Barbara from Roseville" hot sports takes.

* The 2023 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees have dropped. Here is a list of those who have been snubbed... most for good reason.

* Britney Spears and Alyssa Milano get in the dumbest battle... where somehow Britney "won".

* Mike Lindell popped up on Jimmy Kimmel. Pamela Anderson dropped by as well. Oh, and the Borat movie ruined Pam's marriage with Kid Rock.

* Ted Williams' product is our newest sponsor. We feature our Ted Williams Clip of the Day.

* Sports: Barbara from Warren has returned to 97.1 The Ticket's airwaves. Tom Brady is retiring... again. An old-school Jim Irsay charity commercial has been found and the language was a little different back in the 90s. Philadelphia Eagle Josh Sills has been indicted on rape and kidnapping charges.

* Trudi drops her Top 5 J-Lo movies of all time. Somehow Gigli didn't make the list.

* Politics: George Santos steps down from committee duties because he is a compulsive liar. His ex-boyfriend is popping off. Here's a long thread on how much of a scumbag acts allegedly committed by Matt Gaetz.

* The Playboy Murders & Playboy's 900 number, found penis at a gas station, Jared Goff: NFL Pro Bowler, Flavor Flav's crack usage & verbal crutches, RIP Cindy Williams, and we try some new celebrity phone numbers we received.

* Kicking off with a snippet from The Golden Voice Show with Ted Williams.

* RIP Cindy Williams from Laverne & Shirley fame.

* Sports: Detroit Sports 105.1 ruined some of our love of sports. Greg Wyshynski and others want everyone to know about the bad things done by Bobby Hull. Deadspin has the same hot take. Bobby Hull was ripped. The Albany State football coach is already sorry for offering a scholarship to "racist" Marcus Stokes. Jess Gardner could be the next Olivia Dunne. Dak Prescott's new girlfriend is pretty hot. Chatham-Kent got a new baseball team called the Chatham Blackbirds, but some find the name racist and they have to change it. Lenny Dykstra shows us a very nude Eagles fan with a tiny mushroom (NSFW). Other Eagles fans made fools of themselves as well. Khary Crump is handed his punishment for Tunnelgate.

* RIP Barrett Strong.

* Travis Barker & Shanna Moakler's daughter is in trouble for using her Black friends as TikTok props... and for "promoting" Percocets.

* A random penis was found hanging out at an Alabama gas station.

* Police Shootings:

* Ted Williams' talk show, Eli Zaret joins us post-NFL Championship weekend, Jackson & Brittany Mahomes are going to the Super Bowl, RIP Bobby Hull, Ron Jeremy's dementia, Jockey-less horse wins race, and a narcissistic billionaire anti-aging regimen.

* We See It Eli Zaret's Way regarding the NFC snooze-fest Championship, a better AFC Title match, famous bonehead plays, the NFL raising it's salary cap, Ndamukong Suh's attempt at another Super Bowl, the crappy Michigan basketball team, Jimmy Butler vs his fans, LeBron crying like a baby, the top NIL earners and more.

* RIP Bobby Hull.

* Ford follows Tesla's lead by lowering the price of the Mustang Mach-E.

* More Sports: Tony Romo almost dropped an n-bomb. Did you know the Jason and Travis Kelce were brothers? Germaine Pratt hates Joe Ossai. but BJ Hill likes Joe Ossai.

* We are rooting for the Philadelphia Eagles because Jackson Mahomes is the WORST. James Charles is alright, though.

* The Golden Voice Show with Ted ...

* The best celebrity interview ever, Memphis police video of Tyre Nichols killing, Paul Pelosi attack video & 911 call, TJ Holmes & Amy Robach fired by ABC, Damar Hamlin "speaks", and the Confessions of a Casting Director remembers Rock Hudson & Robert Reed.

* Damar Hamlin is still pretending to not be dead. In your face, Juanita Broaddrick.

* A police chase in Milam County Texas leaves 3 dead.

* Memphis cops beat Tyre Nichols to death. All of it was caught on tape. Memphis PD shuts down their SCORPION unit in response. Looting ensued. Some people are saying there are 6 good reasons to resist arrest.

* The cousin of BLM founder Patrisse Cullors, Keenan Anderson, was killed following an altercation with LAPD.

* The Paul Pelosi attack video has been released. The 911 call he made was also released featuring a 911 operator who cannot take a hint. David DePape made a bizarre call to KTVU.

* TJ Holmes and Amy Robach have been BLOWN OUT. We remember the exact moment TJ realizes he's going to nail Ho-bach. They are so in love now that they're doing the 'Bachelor Leap'.

* Drew Crime: 20/20 cover the murder of Shele Covlin. One of the suspects in the Madi Brooks rape has been arrested for ANOTHER rape.

* That's My Drew, a day in the life of boring Vloggers, Empire's Top 100 Movies of All-Time, Tom Mazawey's red-hot takes (and conspiracies), Julia Fox's house of skank, Bristol Palin's tubes, Alex Murdaugh's trial and TWO dueling sponsored Bonerlines.

* Deion Sanders leads the show off with a prayer.

* Everybody is in love with the 2012 cinematic masterpiece: That's My Boy.

* Alex Murdaugh's trial has started and he cried his eyes out.

* Politricks: Donald Trump is allowed back on Facebook and Instagram. MTG wants to be his next VP. People are trying to get anything to stick to George Santos so they can oust the liar.

* Nicole Tsai and others brag about their awesome tech jobs and then complain when they get BLOWN OUT! Watch every single one of her days right here.

* Empire did their list of '100 Greatest Movies of All Time'.

* Pam Anderson Memory of the Day: She saw Jack Nicholson nailing two chicks at the same time at the Playboy Mansion.

* Jim Bentley LOVES abortion movies.

* The 2023 Grammys performers have been announced.

* Some people are starting to believe John Hinckley Jr faked his live concert.

* Kyle Rittenhouse had a gig canceled in Texas and he's pissed off about it.

* Tesla is doing better than ex...

* Lauren Sanchez's Jeff Bezos-less interview, Damar Hamlin conspiracies, woman killed after being sucked into plane engine, Paris Hilton's baby, Rick & Morty creator in trouble, WNBA players want charter flights, Holmes & Roback v. ABC, and Jason Carr's triumphant return to Facebook.

* The Damar Hamlin conspiracy theory is alive and well. Juanita Broaddrick thinks Damar Hamlin is dead and the Buffalo Bills and NFL are covering it up.

* Courtney Edwards got too close to a plane engine and sucked in. She was warned multiple times that she was too close. She didn't make it. You can donate to her GoFundMe right here.

* Not reading books is "in" right now.

* What ever happened to Aqib and Yaqub Talib?

* Politricks: Trump, Biden, Pence... and now Jimmy Carter. Everyone seems to have classified documents. Republicans want to know who the hell is buying Hunter Biden's paintings.

* You can purchase John Hinckley's art.

* Passengers of Thai Smile Airways don't take kindly to people who act up.

* We need to make more awesome ways for death row inmates to die.

* Paris Hilton made some other chick have a baby for her. Hopefully her and her husband look after this one more than the first kid.

* Britney Spears deleted her Instagram... and "concerned fans" called the police for a welfare check. Oh, and Britney changed her name to River Red.

* Pam Anderson's media blitz of accusations, Oscar nominations, Lucky Girl Syndrome, WATP Karl takes apart the Stern Show & Archetypes, The Bachelor returns, more Drew Crime, Mike Pence's documents, and Adam Duritz's team photo.

* Politricks: Donald Trump is surging in the polls. Everybody hates "George Santos". Mike Pence has entered the classified docs game.

* Jon Lovitz is making a comeback thanks to George Santos.

* Drew Crime: The ex-wife of the murdered Microsoft executive has some explaining to do. It's always the spouse (or ex-spouse). Four men have been arrested for rape following the death of Madi Brooks. The murder of Jasmine Fiore.

* Influencers: Olivia Dunne is on a media tour for some reason. The Cavinder Twins are trying to raise their own Boner Army. Tam Kaur has 'Lucky Girl Syndrome'.

* MTV and VH1 programming is garbage.

* The 2023 Oscar Nominations are out. Rolling Stone Magazine is very angry at the hatred towards Black women. Sam Smith is whining about how award shows are done and then is upset at the results.

* WATP's Karl Zooms in to talk smack about The Howard Stern Show, destroy Meghan Markle's latest e...

* Buzz Aldrin ties the knot... again, Lisa Marie Presley's funeral, Beyonce in Dubai, Olivia Dunne's influencing issues, Adam Sandler films, Eli Zaret joins us post NFL Playoff Weekend, Drew Crime, Hilarious Baldwin's accent is back, and Damar Hamlin conspiracy theories.

* Buffalo Bill Damar Hamlin was in the building this weekend to distract his team from their playoff game vs. the Cincinnati Bengals.

* We See It Eli's Way on the NFL playoffs, Damar Hamlin conspiracy theories, Patrick Mahomes injuries, crap all over Urban Meyer, the return of Ben Johnson to the Detroit Lions, Matt Weiss BLOWN OUT by Michigan, Jaden Rashada's NIL value and mo

* Alec Baldwin to be charged in Rust shooting, RIP David Crosby, Tom Mazawey weasels more tickets, White Boy Rick dials into the show, a brand-new sponsored Bonerline, Jim Harbaugh is 'not giving in', and the Legend of Coke Can Greg.

* Twitter Poll Results: Jared Goff or Tom Brady? Sex on a mattress with no sheets?

* Tom Mazawey is super busy with charity events and bowling... so we dial him up right away. Along the way he weasels more Champions Club tickets and make his NFL predictions. He also makes us watch this Joe Biden video, for some reason.

* Coke Can Greg vs Melissa Schubert. Winner: Schubert.

* Some people are calling out grifts. No laughing MSU, you have some grifts yourself.

* GhostBudsters Farms brings you today's Bonerline!

* Scientology is hoping to recruit the Hulkster.

* RIP David Crosby.

* Rick Wershe joins the show to promote his upcoming event with Charlie LeDuff at the Andiamo Celebrity Showroom on March 18th. We recall a scene from White Boy Rick that is approximately 3% accurate.

* Howard Stern and Janice Ian once did a duet about Jerry Seinfeld and 17-year-old Shoshanna Lonstein.

* Olivia Dunne has recruited her best friend and teammate to help lead the Boner Army.

* Alec Baldwin has been charged with involuntary manslaughter in the death of Halyna Hutchins....