Wanna get into heaven? Better learn the REAL secret handshakes (and try to sidestep those violent penalties if you can…). REQUIRED READING: Episodes 35, 40, and 55 before you jump into this.

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This week we're following the example of Nicolas Cage and hunting for Freemasons in Mormon History! (that's what that movie was about, right?)

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We're diving back into the Book of Mormon and shit's getting violent and sexy. Wanna know what happens when a Nephite Missionary is armed with the power of god and also a machete??

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It's a horoscope! It's a palm reading! No, BETTER, it's a Patriarchal Blessing and it's TRUE! Come find out what kind of Jew you are and celebrate daddies of all ages!

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We're here! We're queer! We're lesbian! Lyvia and Caroline join Lauren and David to talk about the Lovely Lady Lesbians Latter-day Saints of Mormon history! Happy Pride!

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Long overdue, it's our first real discussion on polygamy, through the lens of some of Joseph Smith's wives. Was it fun to be married to the prophet?? Listen and find out!

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It's our 50th episode!!! We're going back to the temple, one last time, to reveal one of the most secret and sacred of Mormon ceremonies... the Second Anointing. Like, you're literally instructed to NOT ever talk about it, not even to your family. This is the real Fight Club. Right here, right now, in your earbuds.

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David and Ashley pop in for a second to talk about two important corrections/clarifications on the Mormon Temple Wedding Ceremony.

New episodes start up again next week!

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When Lauren's away, the gays will play... Join our largest, gayest group yet on the podcast to talk all about the infamous "Policy of Exclusion" -- how it started, how it ended, and what this means for straight people.

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Lauren and David drink spicy margs and meet the spicy real-life Mormon Avenger, the deadly, ruthless, gunslinging Porter Rockwell. Bodyguard of Joseph Smith, and Brigham Young's Destroying Angel.

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