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- 20 of the most annoying songs ??
- USA For Africa? They all looked weird 
- Why radio pisses Blanco off
-Spook gets kicked out of Bad Boy Records in New York (P Diddys' label) Big love to Universal Records right across the street though!!
- Sponsor ( Not Just Q)
- And A whole lotta Effin' Mumble Jumble!!

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- How a night in Houston during an Effinays show turned into one of our songs "Screwston" Oh what a night/morning !
- Blanco passes out by the elevator... then thinks he missed the show and has been out for hours ! NOPE! he passes out maybe 15 seconds . 
- Out of Smokes Spook and "B" get a ride from a girl we met and then get pulled over and contemplate SERIOUSLY about jumping out the car over a bridge and run! Because "B" has a crap load of the Mary Jane and I mean a lot  LMAO !
- We all go through a few songs and what they mean or why they were written.
- Breaking down Possium Kingdom by the Toadies to Pinkie
- All this and a whole lotta Effin' Mumble Jumble coming up next!!

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- Queen Boudica and her epic revenge!!
- Diana The Bus Driver Killer in  Mexico?
- Just give Us The Recipe  DAMNIT!!!!
- The day Spook found out he was diabetic and had fat spots floating in his eyes!
- Phuck Bread & Butter Pickles !! WHY is that a Thang??
-  and EFFIN' Mumbel Jumbel !!

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- Blanco's worst fear of a cryptid would be a WEREWOLF!!
- Texas & Louisiana Dog Man
- Lake Texoma Dog Man sightings
- Pinkie does not like menudo?
- Blanco meets the dad from TEENWOLF the movie and almost blew him off ! Asshole. 
- 18 paranormal spots in North Texas
- Why did Spook sleep in the Holler in West Virginia with Timberwolves howling at night??
- Pinkie hates smelling like cilantro and onions after tacos ...lol 
- All this and a whole bunch of Effin' Mumble  Jumble coming  up next!!

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- Touching base with all the crew 
-Remembering monchichis
-Blanco explains brownies with downies
- Posing dead relatives as gangsters and whatever their hobbies were. "extreme embalming"
- Sponsor Lucky horseshoe tattoo
- A whole lot of Effin Mumble Jumble!!

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- Witches in the Bible ?? would they be called Bi-tChes?? 
- Santaria' Not The Sublime Song but maybe?
- Mexican, Latino  Christian/ Santaria' Store (Botanical)
-  What a Crapy Day....literally! "Girl let that Apple watch Go !! 
- Another White Bread (Pan Blanco) Boy Scout story. Trash picker Blanco
- Spooks' cousin road sick and barefoot stepping on grass spurs (thorns) and up chuckin!
- I watched "Things Inside Me" ...WHAT THA PHUCK!! nope...
- Floss your sinuses and shoot milk from your eye!.. sure .
- All this and other Effin' Mumble Jumble!!

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- Using our new podcast on the go with a couple of Phone calls on air!
-Thanksgiving is over  who has left overs ?/
- Pot roast Tostadas!! you will love them or Pan Blanco will spit on you!
- Pinkie a big bean fan or Beaned out ?? 
- Tamale Schanble' Spook is just not a big fan
- Who loves Hall & Oates?? Then you should call ( Call and Oates ) seriously a free phone # to listen to Hall & Oates
- Could you cut your arm off if you needed to? This dude did listen for it.
- AlL this and much more Effin' Mumble Jumble!

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- Happy EFFIN' Thanksgiving!! 
- I am afraid to know what comes out of our mouths on the day of thanks!! 
- Please eat before listening! LMAO jk
- A bunch of Effin' Mumble Jumble !! 
- Thankful to you all and hope you keep listening to our crazy asses!!  

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- Happy Holidays!!
-Turducken's chicken stuffed in a duck that's stuffed in a turkey with added turkey legs  John Madden created it 
-Pan Blancos' favorite Little Debbie Xmas Trees are Back!!!  Blanco's mouth is watering !
- Is Everyday Black Friday Now?? WTF!
- Tamales for Thanksgiving A Texas Tradition!! Ja Sabes!
-Eff' Squirrels!! eating up all the pecans ...furry rat bitches
-All this and a whole lotta Effin' Mumble Jumble!! 

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- Tell how much you love Houston Blanco!! Geesh!!
- Hotel pisses Pan Blanco off! and Double charges him!! No Mames'!!
- If You Leave Your hotel Room @ 7:30 am and come back @ 5pm to find your room door open with all your stuff...What Would you Do??
-  Blanco's dog " GusGus"  gets sprayed in the face by a skunk why he is out of town!! 
-Roll up gangster in a grocery store  looking for one person ...in West Virginia??
- New sponsor commercial Lucky Horseshoe Tattoos  @ 35:55 slot
- This & Other Effin' Mumble Jumble !!

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