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- Week after Halloween - Texas  Rangers Won The World Series!
- Pan Blanco is Finally Not Rolling Dirty After 3 Years!!
- Em' (Blanco's wife) Please STOP FEEDING the Racoons and Possums.
- Pinkie Hard Time Survival Style Camping!! Um NOPE 
- The Effinay's trip story about staying in a Meth House in Lubbock, Tx. Let's call it 8 guys no toilet paper!
- Edward Mordrake The man with a face on the back of his head Creepy!
- Pinkie swims with leeches ...Um WTF? 
- Spook catches his cousin on fire with  lighter fluid playing WAR in the creeks!
- All this and a whole lotta Effin Mumble Jumble!

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- Lets start this show off Sexy ... well Try To ? 
- COW-"BOYS" ?? 
- "Okay Who Is Wearing the White Ban Tonight...Pecos Phil Or Steve??"
- Frenching was not French kissing back in the 1800's
- Top Dollar Wild Wild West Hoes Making How MUCH?!!?
- Cross Dressing In the 1800's " What Do You MEAN HE WAS A WOMAN??"
- Birth Control In The Wild West
- Calamity Jane or Chlamydia Jane??
-  Never Mess with a Mexican Butchers Wife or if you do Take the Evidence And RUN!!
- Blanco Gets busted  by a Mom While trying to Have Sex with Her Daughter ..No happy Ending  for The White Bread !
- Sex Talk From Parents?? What Is That ?? 
- All This And A Whole'lotta Effin Mumble Jumble!! 

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-  WHO Told Their Sibling(s) That They Were Adopted And Meant It??!!  
-  Pinkie Who The Hell Is John Johnson??
-  FRIGHT NIGHTS ORLANDO... The Price Scared Blanco And Spook!
-  MEOW WOLF MORE LIKE OWE WOLF! $40 with a packed crowd ..NOPE!
-  WULF Burgers  UNDER COVER Vampire Place? The Dude was Creepy and everything Blood Red with Techno Music - let's not forget the Romanian voice!
-  TACOS & WANNA BE Nazis' Bitch Please!!
-  America' Be What You Want - Dress Liked You Want - But Keep Me Out Your Belief & Business! 
-  Note To Self ( NEVER LET BLANCO MAKE YOU A TACO!) EVER! lol
-  This & A Whole Lotta' Effin' Mumble Jumble !!

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- Pinkie is Back from her Orlando trip!
- we have a new portable Podcast set uhat I just got in !! Zoom P4 awesomeness!
- Covid bike buy and Hiking
- Pinkie's Mom's dog  LAVONA?? lol cool
- Rat Torture from the mid evil times to 2010!? WTF
- Nasty Ass Jerod opening his mouth in prison for more than just a Subway Sandwich !!
- This and a  whole lot of Effin' Mumble Jumble!! 
-  Sponsored by East Dallas Automotive(31:30)

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WOW !! SO much we talk about on this one that We just left this spot short and opened !! 
- Peru, Miami , CUBAN Sandwiches !! Pan Blanco's chance to save people in Peru on a tour bus and he blows it!! lol
- And A whole bunch of Effin' Mumble Jumble !! Believe me a whole lot of it!! 

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- TEX AVERY  the an who created the LOONEY TUNES graduated from North Dallas High School?? 
-  Daffy Duck & Bugs Bunny born in Dallas! umm yup!!
- BigSpook's intervention?? WTF??
- Who fell asleep on the toilet?? 
- Did Spook MacGyver free electricity years ago?? ..UMM yo no abla !!
- My Cousin Vinney ( Well Anthony) drops by from Oklahoma lets talk The Morning Crunch crew!! 
- Does Pinkie's BFF think we are cray cray?? Hi Jenny!! in a( Forest Gump voice)
- This and a whole bunch of Effin' Mumble Jumble!!

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- FREE TOPICS!! so we tend to talk about so much and have absolutely no particular topic!! UH OHH! 
- PINKIE gets chased by an ostrich at the same place I got chased by an ostrich!! Evil ass birds.
-  Trouble + CrunchCrew = FUN!!  And who the hell knows !! 
-  UFOs in Stephensville, Texas?
- All this and who knows what Effin' Mumble Jumble falls out.. stay tuned!!

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- Evil Women Killers series Serial Killer Kristen Gilbert
- 305 murders but convicted for 4?? WTH??
- Pan Blanco once again talking about Depends Adult Diapers 
- Pinkie brings a whole new meaning to Shit & Shower !! 
- Reminiscing about Napoleon Dynamite "Vote For Pedro!"
- Introducing another voice in Spook's Head - Dona Petra!! No mammes'!
All this and a whole lotta Effin' Mumble Jumble!!

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- FREE TOPICS!! so we tend to talk about so much and have absolutely no particular topic!! UH OHH! 
- PINKIE Lets one rip! well belch!! but ... well just listen .
-  Trouble + CrunchCrew = FUN!! oh boyee!
- All this and who knows what Effin' Mumble Jumble falls out.. stay tuned!!

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 "Keep it crunchy, keep it honest. Until next time, stay Effin’ real."