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- Lets talk about the future & the past through the minds eye of some prophets who have been pretty spot on in the years.
- Baba Vanga The Blind Bulgarian woman who has been more than 85% accurate with her predictions also Nostradamus and his predictions of 911 and President Kennedy's death. but he said this in 1555.
- Blanco gives  Mitch McConnell 15 yrs. to live!! umm Pinkie & Spook find it way to long!
- babies being born in labs ?? Pinkie wants a baby making vending machine! Que??
- Our new song " Ba bb ba  Baba Vanga!" 
- Did Hitler really kill himself or did he make it to Argentina ? 
- Mother Shipton witch and prophet 
- Drop something in the well next to Mother Shipton's' Cave in England and it will petrify. 
- have you ever heard about "Dear David?" look it up online after you hear about him here.
- This and a whole Effin' Lot of Mumble Jumble!!

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- You Better Knock Knock on Wood!
-Vicks " Eh Vapour rub y ESprite" No Mames!!" (no-mah-mess)
Mexican Grandmas put vapor rub on everything !! Feet , Chest, Neck, etc.
- Never Touch A Womans Purse! ...And never ever put a purse on the floor.
- WTF is a Sweet Potato Vendor?? And Why Do You Pull Your Pockets Inside Out WhenYou Hear Them Coming?? 
- Blanco, who the Eff' eats placentas ?? 
- This and Effin' Mumble Jumble!!
- Yellowjackets just do not like Pan Blanco.
- Pinkie likes sitting on corners. "Um...Splain Pinkie!"

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- Times are a changing.
- Has Blanco ever tasted crack?? Or is BigSpook the only one? And how did he taste it if he never has attempted to even try it?
- My Guinea Pig Ex-Girlfriend - "What an Epiphany" 
- Legally get high at work - well it happened once for Blanco!
-  Pinkie reality check..." Spend hundreds of dollars for pills and possibly get hooked with no help in sight?" or Buy herb that last longer for cheaper and feel your headache and pains just go away?
- Marijauna helping people cope with depression, pain, anxiety , and other good uses for cannabis and THC. 
- you be the judge over the counter lab pills or natural grown weed!
- All this and a whole lot of Effin' Mumble Jumble 

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- Wrongful Convictions !! So many lives ruined and families destroyed.
- Central Park 5  in prison as teens but found innocent years later there is no way to get back the years and life lost.
- Chicago corrupt Commander Jon Burge and his crew tortured false confessions out of hundreds of men by  beating, suffocating, burning, and even using cattle prods and full on electrotorture to force suspects to confess.
- Pinkie get heated when she is always cold!
- get 5 years for murder get 34 yrs for selling weed? umm WHAT???
- McGruff the late 80's "don't do drugs cartoon " and  "take a bite out of crime" arrested ?? 
- And other Effin' Mumble Jumble!!

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- WAIT It's NOT MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL?? but what?? ....
- Walmart People watching on a date. LOL... don't judge! 
- Is BigSpook mean? Or just straight forward?
- FOE -Real!! 
- Spook's daughter thinking she is in trouble when asked to come over ...so why not play with it !! 
- Pan Blanco's sons'  roommate wow
- Mexico confirmed alien mummies?? 
- And more Effin' Mumble Jumble ! 
 

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- FROM MUSTACHE TO BEARD  "DAMN ITs BEEN THAT LONG?" and yup your getting stopped at airport security.
- Pan Blanco dressed like a girl for Halloween, If I could just show the pic ughh! 
- Steady Eddie getting hit on by a grown ass man when he was 12yrs. at a cousins Halloween party find out what happen.
-  Seems like divorce makes men sleep in cars , we all 3 have 
- Steady Eddie being locked up at 13 years old - for dong basically nothing!
- All this and a whole Effin' Mumble Jumble plus Steady Eddie raps!!

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• - Pinkie "The Booger Eaters' Body Guard" ?? 
• - Blockbuster Video "Please be kind and rewind!" (bitches)
• - Blanco the late Z Cavaricci trend setter 
• - Parents kicking us out of the house until sundown!
• - Which one of us poured lighter fluid on our cousin and set them on fire just to win a game of war in a creek ?? 
• - OH a young boy's imagination - thank you Jane Fonda and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition!!- Oh and kleenex tissue papers!! lmao
• - All this and an Effin' bunch of mumble jumble today!!  

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- What was Blanco's pick up lines ? And What are two of the best ones that should not have worked!
- GA DAMN'UEL??
- NJ Bachelorette party- Why did the bride to be like me??Free drinks are free drinks!!
- Pan Blanco's creepy hobo oil painted clowns he pops bought
- Juggalos?? What Clowns !- John Wayne Gacy?
-Is Paul Giamatti Pan Blanco?
-Pinkie's black and white TV & 10 curse horror movies' and all EFFIN' Mumble Jumble

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- STOP TELLING WOMEN WHAT THEY CAN & CAN NOT DO ! PERIOD!
- Religious Fallout  how things change when you open your minds eye!
- 35 year old alter boy??
- PIRI REIS MAP- The Oldest MAP OF AMERICA?
- TIME TRAVELERS - STORY TO GOOD TO BE TRUE ?OR CAN WE?

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- It took 14 years to meet... but oh how yall know each other
- PINKIE'S daughter Bella and BigSpook's son Jojo They have been here before !
- How is highschool as a freshman these days 
- Who is the better gamer or do they carry each other ?
-Live poor long life? or Live rich short life?
-All this and Blanco makes weird noises playing with the kids 
and a whole Effin' Mumble Jumble Mess

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