The Elan Morrison Program

The Elan Morrison Program

By Host Elan Morrison breaks down the news of the day with his unique and humorous takes. He'll make you laugh, he'll make you mad, but all he really wants to do is help you learn and get the country to come back together.ComedyNewsNews CommentaryPolitics
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The Elan Morrison Program episodes

  • The One Where Elan Didn't Take Notes 4/23/2021
    Elan tried something new today and didn't take notes when preparing for this podcast. It wasn't until afterward he realized he didn't have show notes to put into the description here. And he doesn't have time before Shabbat starts, to figure them out! Oops! Well, roughly... Included in this episode: Caitlyn Jenner running for CA governor. Derek Chauvin Verdict. Race relations in America. Lin Wood is a literal crazy person. Joe Biden is also a literal crazy person. Oh and Nancy Pelosi is a... how you say... literal crazy person. And then a bunch of other stuff. Before a review of Cobra Kai.
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    1 hr 1 min
  • The Culture Civil War 4/16/2021
    We need to end the white supremacy of black people attacking Asians! BLM leader bought 4 houses... despite supposedly being a Marxist. An ad from Patrisse Khan-Cullors. Ivanka got her vaccine, and liberals wished her nothing but well... Inflation is on the rise. In Canada (and America, but we don't discuss that now) fascism is on the rise. Another black man was killed by cops and people rioted... forgot to mention the rioting part in the podcast. Nancy Pelosi makes us cringe. Democrats are trying to pack the court, which is NOT okay and 100% political. The officer who shot Jacob Blake gets back to work. Elan talks about getting back to God. A real life dragon!
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    45 min
  • A Very Angry Episode 4/9/2021
    RIP Prince Phillip. A rant about... stuff. Leftists are science pretenders, while calling those on the right science deniers. Biden's gun control nonsense speech. Sorry again for audio issues. Elan can't keep a consistent sound as his computers keep dying. A word from Bara... I mean... Joe Biden. The D.C. Independence Day Parade is being nixed. There is a crazy onslaught at the border. Our CDC Director is RACIST. AZ governor takes a stand for gun rights. Biden considers starting construction of the border wall again. Desantis bans vaccine passports. A new law in Utah that is truly Pro-Life.
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    51 min
  • The Final Episode 4/2/2021
    Sorry for the sound quality. The MLB season starts yesterday... which is today for Elan... but don't get caught up in the timing details. An April fools joke gone wrong. Another deadly gender reveal party. Judge halts the sale of Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes. Diving into Joe Biden's infrastructure cash grab. An ad from Joe Biden. The Biden Admin announces a contest to design a better mask. Obama is too much of an oppressor to have a school named after him. We look at the day's April fools jokes that didn't involve shootings.
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    43 min
  • The One With The Border Crisis 3/25/2021
    Elan explains to all of you where he's been for the last 2ish weeks. Joe Biden trips on the stairs and Donald Trump Jr. inspires more right wing violence. The government is spending $86 million on hotels for illegal aliens. Middle class Joe abolished many of Trump's programs that would prevent this border crisis. The Biden Admin tries to blame the crisis that started after he took office on Donald Trump. Illegals admit that Biden is the reason they are coming now. A school board vice president says Asians use white supremacy to get ahead. Discussing the so called anti-Asian violence. Former FDA commissioner says that 6 feet of physical distancing was more than needed for the virus. Patch Adams gets his leg chopped off.
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    48 min
  • Poopin' On The Pope 3/16/2021
    The Pope is no longer cool as he is forced to admit he doesn't support gay marriage. Joe Biden is planning a gigantic tax hike, to no one's surprise. Marvel is releasing a gay version of Captain America. A COVID vaccine clinic in Pasadena was cancelled because Hollywood elites decided they would sign up for it. The story of a 91-year-old police officer.
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    32 min
  • Bill Burr Bullies Babies 3/15/2021
    Elan has a new job, which might affect the podcast. Rioting in Portland that attacked a federal building has basically gone ignored. The house has passed some terrible gun control bills. Gen-Z babies are calling to cancel Bill Burr after he made some un-woke jokes at the Grammys. An LA restaurant is rebelling against the country. MSNBC host Tiffany Cross calls to rename the Hoover Building after Stacey Abrams. Is the U.S. Marine Corps going woke? A new form of stem cells is being used to cure spinal injuries.
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    33 min
  • The COVID-19 Bill Will Pay You $1,400! But Cost You $5700 3/12/2021
    John Kennedy compares calling the "COVID Relief Bill" a "coronavirus bill" to a stripper really liking you. Unions are being bailed out in this bill for problems they had long before COVID. What Glenn Beck had to teach us about the bill. Dan Crenshaw (2024) makes some great points about the stupid bill. A review of WandaVision.
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    34 min
  • Tulsi Is A DINO 3/11/2021
    Tulsi Gabbard makes some strong points about how dangerous cancel culture and silencing people based on their beliefs is. Yet another translator isn't allowed to translate Amanda Gorman's works. Teen Vogue editor-in-chief in hot water for stuff she said as a teen. Disney's CEO lies about their political leanings as a company. 2 men in Fukushima stayed behind after the nuclear troubles to care for left behind animals.
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    40 min
  • Cancel Culture Wars 3/10/2021
    Gen Z is trying to cancel Eminem, but little do they know he was born into people trying to cancel him; he didn't see people who accepted him until he was a grown man. A player for the Miami Heat is being forced to apologize and be reeducated for using a Jewish "slur." Twitter has suspended Steven Crowder without a reason. The banjoist for Mumford and Sons has apologized for daring to compliment Andy Ngo. A word from our sponsor. A new underwater drone that could help save drowning people. 
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    33 min

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Host Elan Morrison breaks down the news of the day with his unique and humorous takes. He'll make you laugh, he'll make you mad, but all he really wants to do is make you listen and help the country…