The Elan Morrison Program

An explanation of today's mediocre audio quality/short episode and tomorrow's lack of an episode. A random smattering of headlines from last week. A Broadway radio host has a problem with the end of the Texas mask mandate. A group of Pro-Life Evangelicals are surprised that Biden isn't standing up for life, even though he is doing exactly what he promised. A study shows that increases in the minimum wage are passed on to the consumer, not the business itself. A nice story about a UPS delivery man doing a good job and getting credit for it. 

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We discuss the H.R. 1 voting bill, also known as the "For the People Act," and how it is full of a bunch of big government trash. Joy Reid says crazy, prejudiced stuff. Apparently it is racist for black people to teach white people at the same time that white people can't understand the struggles of black people and therefore can't teach other white people about racism. A review of the Israeli TV show Srugim.

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Looking at what leftists on Reddit say. An article by Brendan O'Niell on whether or not Biden is a Nazi by the Left's own definition. Another packed car had a problem on the border. An ad from our sponsors at Eduardo's SUV Transportation. Biden has yet to give a solo press conference. A story about two friends who pretended to be sisters.

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Surprise surprise, CPAC didn't have anything to do with the design of their stage, but instead a company owned by a Biden supporter did it. A black officer was fired for using the N-word. America has massively dropped in the amount of freedom we have. A Vox article about how Republicans "hate" democracy, which blindly assumes that democracy is a good thing. A high school basketball player gave an opponent the shoes off his very feet.

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Amanda Gorman's handpicked translator gets cancelled for being white. Madison Cawthorn's former friend says he lied about the infamous car accident. Six Dr. Seuss books get cancelled for containing offensive stereotypes. A word from our sponsors at Dr. Seuss Enterprises. Twitch bends over backwards to be woke and still gets it wrong. Bill Burr defends Gina Carano. A man who couldn't afford college now donates millions for college scholarships.

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An Indian man gets murdered by a chicken. The stage at CPAC looks like a supposed Nazi hate symbol that no one's ever heard of. Lady Gaga's dogs are safe and sound, but she still doesn't care about the dog walker. A word from our sponsor: Lady Gaga. A judge in Texas is being tried for voter fraud. Apparently 2020 was a record year for mass shootings and the media didn't report it, probably because it didn't fit their narrative. Facebook enforces suppression of speech in Turkey, to no one's surprise. Amazon is burning books and it is getting worse, but Mein Kampf is still available. In good news: A woman throws her children out of a 3rd story window.

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Oreo gets woke...kinda...sorta...maybe? A word from out sponsors at Oreo. The acting chief of Capitol Police says that militants want to blow up the Capitol Building, an accusation of which we'd love to see evidence. Mitch McConnell can't decide if he supports Trump or not. Time for Andrew Cuomo to be thrown under the bus *kathump*. People are trying to cancel Rosario Dawson despite her being one of the most woke people ever. Friday Film Fun has a new host as we review Sonic the Hedgehog.

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Mr. Potato Head has gone gender neutral and would like you to just call them "Potato Head." Or Potatoe Head, for all the Dan Quayle supporters. The media has fooled the VAST majority of people into thinking that police shootings are more common than they really are. Lady Gaga's dog walker was shot four times and she is offering a half million dollar reward, but not for the right thing. A school board VP claims that going back to school is akin to white supremacy and slavery. A CA bill wants to fine businesses for not having gender neutral toy and clothing sections for kids. A 105-year-old COVID survivor's tips for a long life.

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Canada has condemned the Chinese genocide of Uyghurs while Biden remains silent. Activists in NYC and SF stand against white supremacy as a black man kills an Asian man... Remember when people lied and told you that Trump and Putin were best friends? Well, Biden has given Putin everything he wants TWICE in the last 30 days. A word from our sponsor Vladimir Putin. Al-Jazeera is starting a right wing news network. Steven Crowder gets banned on Twitter for posting verified evidence of election fraud. A restaurant owner in Wisconsin is spending money to buy promotion for his competitors. 

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The Simpsons recasts Dr. Hibbert because a white man can't possibly understand what it's like to be a black doctor; yet they ignore that fact that Nancy Cartwright isn't a 10 year old boy. Gender reveal parties kill again. A word from our sponsor: Bud's Gender Reveal Party Emporium. The new AG nominee wants to violate the 2nd Amendment. Chuck Schumer spits on Texas. A choir in the UK records a lullaby for a little girl in PA having nightmares.

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