The Elan Morrison Program

The Muppet Show is marked on Disney+ as offensive content, probably because Gonzo is an illegal alien. China is the new Nazi Germany and people are just plugging their ears. Cartoon Network has a new "anti-racist" PSA that contradicts itself multiple times. Coca-Cola in hot water for their sensitivity training courses. Fauci used to be against quarantining with a FAR more deadly disease. A story about a Columbian NASA scientist and her American dream.

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Kendall Jenner is being attacked because the wokesters have invented a new rule and she wasn't psychic enough to know it. Seattle is paying a homeless woman $10,000 for tearing down her tent. Democrats propose new legislation that would punish any president who has been impeached twice. An activist proposes paying murderers not to murder. A word about not murdering from Barack Obama. A Daily Beast reporter accuses Tucker Carlson of doctoring a googly-eyed picture of AOC...but it wasn't doctored...she just naturally looks crazy. Friday film review of the Youtube Channel Stuff Made Here.

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Bill and Melinda Gates are behind the push for children being ignorant. Joe Biden thinks that black people can't figure out how to get the vaccine. An analysis of the Biden town hall. All the horrible things Leftists are saying about Rush Limbaugh's death. The generosity of Rush Limbaugh.

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While not an avid listener of his program, Elan takes a moment to memorialize him.  In mind-blowing news: The Oregon Dept of Education has declared that math, showing your work, objective right and wrong, and writing skills are white supremacy.  A COVID inspector shut down an LA brewery and danced afterward. BLM activist Marx...I mean Marc Lamont Hill has cleared up what they think about Israel: they want to dismantle it. AOC says more dumb stuff on Twitter. Is Kamala starting to take over for Joe Biden? A top Democrat official is trying to prosecute Trump for the Capitol Riot...again. Alex Trebek's suits have been donated to those in need.

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What's the deal with cultural appropriation? The Navy is making a pledge to end systemic racism which can ONLY end well. Marco Rubio questions whether we can impeach Hillary based on the post-office impeachment of President Trump. Sports Writer Jemele Hill went on a rant about how patriotism is somehow white supremacy. It's COOOOLD out there, but nuclear power doesn't stop working in the cold. A thief in Hawai'i got a job because he apologized. 

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San Francisco's USD voted not to add  a person who would be their only gay human and male human to their Parent Advisory Council. President Biden says he's going to close Gitmo...just like Obama did. Biden promised that households making less than $400,000 a year would get no new taxes, but we all knew that was a lie. A governmental analysis of a $15 minimum wage says it would cost 1.5 million jobs. An ad from Bernie Sanders. The left wants to forgive $50,000 of student loan debt. Biden wants to implement new gun control laws that clearly violate the Second Amendment. A man rowed across the Atlantic Ocean to raise money for Alzheimer's.

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We take an in-depth look at the 1988 Democrat Party Platform to see how they have changed and how they have stayed the same. It's all really vague language to avoid being proven as failures. We also touch on parts of the '92 and '96 platforms. We finish with reviews of the movies Man from Earth and the sequel Man from Earth: Holocene.

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100 episodes of PURE GOLD! Bruce Springsteen got his Jeep ad pulled due to a DWI. Gina Carano gets cancelled for comparing the woke mob to Nazis, despite her co-star also invoking Nazi imagery. France punished France for failing to meet their Paris Accord goals. Democrats try to manipulate the American people by deleting the part of Trump's Jan. 6th speech where he called for people to be peaceful. Liberal Republicans ALSO want to start a new party. A woman in Africa has invented a new brick, stronger than concrete and made out of recycled plastic.

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An essay about wealth and how it isn't a zero sum game. Bruce Springsteen calls for unity of Americans, after calling for an exorcism of the White House just a few months ago. The NFL decided to double down its social justice BS at the end of the Superbowl. A word from our sponsor: The NFL. Joe Biden got booed at the Superbowl. Cancel culture has found a new target: the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, because pirates are scary or something. The media went after Dolly Parton because they were too stupid to understand the message of her Superbowl commercial. Tampa Mayor Jane Castor wants the police to track down and punish people who didn't wear masks while celebrating. A Buccaneers fan used the internet to search for the person behind the cardboard cutout he sat next to and celebrated with at the Superbowl.

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The Tampa Bay Buccaneers won the Superb Owl and the media is, of course, freaking out over their maskless celebrations calling them "superspreader events," but those same outlets were totally cool with Biden victory parties and BLM riots. Newton County, Missouri is now a sanctuary for your gun rights. Tesla invests in Bitcoin. Candace Owens is considering a run for President. A laser may allow us to kill cancer without harming nearby cells. 

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