The Elan Morrison Program

The Elan Morrison Program

By Host Elan Morrison breaks down the news of the day with his unique and humorous takes. He'll make you laugh, he'll make you mad, but all he really wants to do is help you learn and get the country to come back together.ComedyNewsNews CommentaryPolitics
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The Elan Morrison Program episodes

  • 12/31/2020 Walt Anderson Pt. 1
    Today and tomorrow we have a special interview with Second Amendment Youtuber Walt Anderson. We talk about his stance on guns, which I believe is quite enlightening. Go to his channel to listen to his interview of me over there. 
    Walt's Links:
    Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/waltandersonshow
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/theWaltAnderson
    Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/waltandersonofficial
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    19 min
  • 12/30/2020 ATL Hires A Private Police Force
    A GOP Senator has officially declared that he will challenge the Electoral College vote on January 6th. Louisville Metro Police are firing two more officers associated with the Breonna Taylor shooting, though it seems quite unfair. Atlanta is hiring a private police force to defend their richest residents after basically trashing their actual police force. Chris Pratt has won a bunch of money for charity playing fantasy football.
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    17 min
  • 12/29/2020 The New Amazon Big Brother
    Atlanta's mayor just can't understand why murder rates are going up in her city where she has encouraged calls to defund the police. A think tank is demanding University of Rhodes Island hire a new president with their only qualification being that they are the descendent of a slave. Amazon Halo is a creepy new device that'll listen to you. A word from our sponsor: Amazon Halo. Wuhan Flu numbers in Wuhan were definitely misreported. Awesome news about a new cure for memory loss.
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    18 min
  • 12/28/2020 Bill Gates is Mr. Burns
    We have some changes to the show including new intro and outro music from The Absurd as well as a new producer: Jeff Cooper. We talk about how much some things have changed since the early 90s. Bill Gates has a plan to block out the sun and stop global warming by launching particles into the atmosphere... wait. Isn't that what supposedly causes global warming? Trump signed the stimulus package. We are in the midst of a civil war, one you probably don't know about. A great story about a little kid who offered to give up his Christmas present so another kid his age could have more.
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    18 min
  • 12/23/2020 Merry Christmas!
    Some Babylon Bee articles for a couple laughs. People are fleeing New York. Raphael Warnock's ex-wife says he only cares about his reputation and is a good actor. A Scottish political leader is yet another hypocrite of her own COVID-19 laws. SJWs ignorantly claim that Gal Gadot is whitewashing Cleopatra... an Egyptian of European descent. A dumb judge thinks that white portraits in a court room will cause a black man to get an unfair trial. An EMT in Thailand performed CPR on an unlikely motorcycle accident victim. Merry Christmas!
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    15 min
  • 12/22/2020 5,593 Page Stimulus Bill Passed
    Ya... We passed a stimulus bill that is 5 George R.R. Martin books long and the congressmen had less than a day to read it. Rand Paul condemns the ridiculousness of passing this terrible stimulus bill. Van Morrison punches back about the lockdowns and we love him for it. A last ditch effort to overturn the presidential election. Zoom is offering a couple free windows for you to chat with your friends and family for longer than 40 minutes.
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    14 min
  • 12/21/2020 BLM Stole Christmas
    Smartmatic seemingly forced Fox News to run a fact check on themselves multiple times. The Georgia runoffs are looking scary. BLM ruins Christmas by invading a charity lighting event. We talk the Real Housewives of Atlanta...kinda. Police were giving out smiles instead of tickets in West Virginia.
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    15 min
  • 12/18/2020 Stupid Times
    Apparently, people still want you to follow CDC guidelines even AFTER you've gotten the vaccine. What is the fricken point of the vaccine if life can't get back to normal? Gunshot victims counted as Covid deaths in Colorado. Getting healthy is the same thing as hating fat people, according to those on the side of science...wait... A review of the Santa Clause trilogy.
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    17 min
  • 12/17/2020 A Nice Episode
    More stories about hypocritical Democratic political leaders flaunting their own restrictions. This time it's the Governor of Rhode Island. But the double standards don't stop there! No no no. The Main Stream Media is completely ignoring sexual harassment allegations against Andrew Cuomo. Remember "believe all women"? Ya...that doesn't apply to Democrats. Rand Paul speaks out against election fraud. Thinking positively is nice and it's good for your... something... oh ya! Memory!
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    16 min
  • 12/16/2020 Mink Mania
    Apparently Covid-19 can spread to minks and, as a result, the Danish mink market is being maliciously massacred. It seems like there is fraud with Michigan Dominion voting machines, but Team Trumps actions don't really make sense. One of Biden's staffers spits on Republicans while calling for unity. A new website called Sook could help small businesses compete with large web vendors.
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    18 min

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Host Elan Morrison breaks down the news of the day with his unique and humorous takes. He'll make you laugh, he'll make you mad, but all he really wants to do is make you listen and help the country…