The Elan Morrison Program

The media was CERTAIN that we wouldn't have a vaccine by the end of the year, so they continuously fact checked Donald Trump on it... Yet here we are. December 2020 and we are starting to administer the vaccine to the public. And you want us to believe any of your dumb fact checks? Bill Nye is such an incompetent douche. The Supreme Court rejects the Texas lawsuit, claiming that Texas doesn't have "standing." The GOP elects their own electors in an attempt to keep fighting. You ever wrestled a bear and won? Well one guy in California did to save his dog.

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Joe Biden and Kamala Harris have been named Time Magazine's person of the year because... they saved the country from that darn liar Donald Trump or something? Dan Crenshaw calls out AOC for yet another dumb thing she said. A word from our sponsors: AOC's Bistro. Tulsi Gabbard has introduced a bill that will block trans women in women's sports. A film review of the Amazon series Forever. Some super cute itsy bitsy possums have been found alive on Kangaroo Island.

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Portland has decided to start their own autonomous zone, complete with weapons and spike strips. Trump negotiates another middle-east peace deal between Israel and a Muslim nation: Morocco. 18 states are now backing the Texas election lawsuit. The defense bill seems to be going through, without adjustments to Section 230. AOC wants to break up Facebook and Elan *might* agree with her for once. Norway is cracking down on that pesky freedom of speech. Pelosi and Schumer block another stimulus bill, while those on the left blame it on the Republicans. A nice story about a pay it forward chain and ice cream.

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We correct an error from yesterdays program. It is an error about physics, not politics. On politics, Elan was 100% on point yesterday. Youtube is ramping up their censorship of political views they don't like and you should be horrified and enraged. Texas AG Ken Paxton is taking the suspicious swing states to the Supreme Court. That's a court with sour cream, I believe. Ricky Gervais takes on cancel culture. A police officer adopts a young girl in a heartwarming story.

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Yup, Elan is going on the Naughty List this year because he is standing up to a cruel mall Santa who crushed a boys dreams. The Governor of Wisconsin said no 'holiday tree' in the state capital this year, but a couple of Republicans defied that order. Trump ramps up federal executions before the end of his term. A word from our sponsor: Santy Claus. A quick hit about Goya Foods. We are letting China pass us in nuclear technology. The cast of Lord of the Rings starts a crowdfunding campaign to buy Tolkien's house and make it a museum.

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Our first topic ended up taking up about half the show as we do a deep dive into these monoliths that are popping up all over the place. They are interesting, but are they really worth spending half the show on, Elan? We talk about all the ones that we could find in the news, which now number close to 10 and then discuss their possible origins. Are the extraterrestrial or just extra artsy? Our other topic is that a scientist and space expert from Israel is claiming that aliens are real and the American and Israeli governments are in talks with them. Is it true, or is the 87-year-old going senile? Or good news for the day covers an amazing new process for creating N95 masks using something that usually creates childhood joy.

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Governor Kemp of Georgia calls for a signature matching recount in the state, but will the Secretary of State listen? Noah Cyrus is a RACIST!!!!!! A word from our sponsors at Crazy Larry's Crazy Juice. Ted Cruz calls out Lin Wood for moronically telling Republicans to boycott the Senate runoffs. How Joe Biden supposedly broke his foot playing with his dog. Joe Biden fear mongers, telling us that 250,000 people will be dead from the virus in the US by January. Review of The Simpsons as a whole and how they've lost their charm.

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Another monolith has appeared, this time in California! Reviewing Trumps address from yesterday. A rant about how dumb it is to be anti-voter ID law. A word from our sponsors at Miss Brenda's Sweet Tea. AOC is using capitalism to try and kill capitalism ( or more realistically, just to get rich herself). Louisville, KY declares racism a public health crisis. Another dude has gotten himself in trouble for jackin' it on a video call. David Chang becomes the first celebrity to win the full million on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?"

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Ellen Page has come out as trans and her...his new name is Elliot. I mean, we don't really care, but it is a jumping off point for another conversation. James O'Keefe is exposing CNN, but who knows if it means anything. A word from our sponsors at KGB Home Security. Trump wants Section 230 eliminated or he is going to Veto the NDAA. Possible election movement in Nevada. The CDC changes their quarantine recommendations. Another stupid stimulus deal is on the table. Corpses are getting eaten by mushrooms.

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Testimony came out last Wednesday about an anomalous vote spike in Pennsylvania where 99.4% of around 573,000 votes went to Biden. A female kicker played college football over the weekend. A word from our sponsors. We are all domestic terrorists. The royal family is getting into the Gin businesses. Presumably the queen isn't making it in her bathtub, but I'm not convinced. 

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