The Elan Morrison Program

First Elan goes over what he forgot to do last week: talk about Thanksgiving and having gratitude. Bette Midler berates Mitch McConnell for being rich... when she is 8 times richer than he. A word from our sponsor: Hillary's Cankle Cream. A psychic tells us what she learned from Joe Biden's dogs. Joe Biden's dog Major broke Joe's foot.  An update on the mysterious Utah monolith. AOC plays and streams a video game. Good news of a possible cure for cancer.

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Some Columbia University professor has decreed that the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree is bad and says it in the most obnoxious and condescending way possible. A word from out sponsor: Edna's Cat Buying Emporium. Robert DeNiro says dumb stuff, as he does. Another update on Gavin Newsom being a pretentious ass. A crazy story of a metal monolith that popped up in the Utah desert. Joe Biden announces his Climate Czar John Kerry, a man who owns a $17 million waterfront home, despite whining about the rising sea levels. A restaurant owner takes a unique approach to combat the slow in business during the pandemic. 

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We examine senate candidate Raphael Warnock and his rhetoric. Sidney Powell removed from Trump legal team or something? Sia getting lambasted online for casting a non-autistic person in an autistic role, despite 13 other people on the spectrum in the film. A word from out sponsor for this episode: Dandener Gernochlachfidney Scotch. A quick look at a few headlines not worth a deep dive. An increase in illegal aliens crossing the border. A story about a Florida man who saved his dog from the jaws of an alligator.

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A man dies of Covid-19 in Croatia... when he fell off a ladder and hit is head. A review of the Amazon show Wayne. People are clearing out store shelves of toilet paper yet again. Touching on the Giuliani press conference. Dumb tweets from leftists. A barber shop in Jersey City helped their neighbors keep their restaurant open when the staff had to quarentine.

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An update on the Gavin Newsom story from yesterday... Don't worry it's only getting worse. A word from our sponsor Comrade Bernie's Bern Cream. Biden's insane gun control laws. A rant about how stupid gun control arguments are. Wayne Country election officials were bullied into certifying the vote and then rescinded their certification. A church that is standing up to Covid restrictions to provide people with a happy Thanksgiving.

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It's kinda a slow news day, so Elan starts out the show with a conversation with producer Biff. A quick word from our new sponsor. US missile defense systems are improving. Governor Newsom is a fricken hypocrite. Governor Whitmer might get impeached. Tim Tebow gives away the shoes on his own feet. And then we kill some time at the end looking at leftist Twitter.

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Mob mentality is a bad thing, just like democracy. Jim Jeffrey, lied to Trump about troop numbers in Syria. Burbank Unified School District has banned books from its curriculum that it has deemed to be racially problematic...Like To Kill a Mockingbird, a book that widely touted for being an amazing depiction of how bad racism was in the South and how white people could help fix that. Ilhan Omar is gross and called Trump rallies Klan rallies. Leftists want to spend your money to forgive student debt. A 51 year old woman has amazingly given birth to her own granddaughter. 

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Total Covid-19 cases have jumped from 11 million to 12 million in just a month!...but who cares? More lockdowns make no sense. Obama implied Trump was acting like a dictator for doing things the Obama did. Barry calls in. Everything is a dog whistle now, the problem is conservatives shoot too many guns and can't hear them. A new GOP congresswoman from Ukraine speaks out against socialism. Our Good News story today is about a man dying... I guess you'll just have to listen to hear why that is good news. 

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We start off this beautiful Friday with an essay about how we need to have freedom of speech. Target banned a book from their stores that dared to question transgender surgeries for children. We start a new Friday segment of TV or Movie reviews. This first episode is on the Amazon series Upload. A man with Down Syndrome has completed the Ironman Triathalon!

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Fox News ratings are hurting. We have to strike out onto the new frontiers of the internet to replace Fox. A message from Barack Obama. Screw you Gov. Cuomo! Andrew Yang wants to exploit loopholes in Georgia law to manipulate the senate elections. Awesome news about SpaceX.

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