If you've got your ear to the street, you know what the current trend is: calling in sick on August 24th. We don't get it either, but that's fads for you. By the time you read this it may be too late, so make your plans for next year. Call in sick, then get a burger from the St. Clair Broiler. Oh wait, you can't do that any more. Instead, why not go on a shopping spree at Sears? No, can't do that either - at least not in Minnesota. At least you can always take a nice relaxing flight with Yevgeny Prigozhin. Oh wait.

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