A long time ago, someone lit a lamp that burned for a really long time. Later, a carpenter was born. People haven't stopped talking about either event since. What can we say, a lot less happened back then. People had to get excited about what they got. Like video game consoles. To you it's a plastic box that goes bleep bloop, but to a kid it's an excuse not to go to sleep until 3 AM.

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