Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. Jon Reep and Alan Jackson invent a new way to condiment your hot dog—with a dunking device they lovingly call the “Flavor Shaft” (complete with glory hole entry, obviously). They brainstorm surprise weddings at a 90s prom, dig into the science of sausage casings, and discuss the dangers of Facebook Marketplace and mulch piles. Plus: a Weezer bassist’s wife gets shot, and Jon unveils the erotic art of hot dog dipping. Glorious ignorance all around.