June 10, 2025

The Garland Python

6 minutes

“Can a 15-foot python really trap a man on top of his truck—or is this just another case of local news gone completely off the rails?”In this absolutely unmissable episode of The Ben and Skin Show, your favorite crew—Ben Rogers, Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray—dives headfirst into one of the most bizarre and hilarious stories to ever slither out of Garland, Texas.When a massive reticulated python is spotted “circling” a front yard and allegedly “trapping” a man on top of his truck, the team unpacks the absurdity with their signature blend of wit, skepticism, and unfiltered commentary. But things really go off the rails when they tune into the local news coverage—complete with sultry music beds, moaning anchors, and a segment that sounds more like a late-night Cinemax special than a morning update.🐍 Key Moments & Themes:

The Snake That Stalked Suburbia: Was the python really “staking the joint,” or is this just AI-generated journalism gone rogue?
Channel 8’s Sensual Snake Segment: The crew loses it over the moaning, the music, and the anchor who may or may not be standing on a desk mid-broadcast.

The Ethics of Exotic Pets: Should anyone be allowed to own a pet that can eat a toddler? The gang weighs in—with jokes, of course.

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By 97.1 The Freak (KEGL-FM)

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June 10, 2025

The Garland Python

6 minutes

The Snake That Stalked Suburbia: Was the python really “staking the joint,” or is this just AI-generated journalism gone rogue?
Channel 8’s Sensual Snake Segment: The crew loses it over the moaning, the music, and the anchor who may or may not be standing on a desk mid-broadcast.

The Ethics of Exotic Pets: Should anyone be allowed to own a pet that can eat a toddler? The gang weighs in—with jokes, of course.

...more