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Today we are discussing the first half of chapter 24 of Goblet of Fire, including: the chronic issue of incomplete allegories in these books, the true story of eye of newt, the introduction of cottage core dream witch Professor Grubbly-Plank, and so much more! Read about eye of newt and stuff.
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Today we are discussing the second half of chapter 23 of Goblet of Fire, in which: Ron showcases his worst impulses, Snape gets on the bad side of the fae, Padma and Parvati deserved so much better, did we mention how bad Ron’s behavior is? And so much more!
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This week we are discussing the first half of chapter 23 of Goblet of Fire, because this chapter is long AF and also dense AF. Tune in for discussions about the differences between witch robes and dresses, Hermione’s teen movie glow up, Pigwidgeon being the pit bull of owls, and to learn all about the different types of twilight*, along with so much more! *the third kind of twilight is astroNOMical twilight, not astroLOGical twilight, but Lark is a witch and these things happen, kthx.
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Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!
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The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless Productions
Check out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!
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Today we are discussing chapter 22 of Goblet of Fire, aka the misogyny chapter, aka the one where Hermione should just be done with Ron and Harry forever, aka the one where everyone is so mean to Neville FOR NO REASON, aka the one where at least we get to see Harry in a bisexual panic.
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This week we were joined by Frankey Smith, aka Fantastic Frankey, aka The Fanboy Fighter, and you are all in for a real treat!!! Listen now for our discussion of chapter 21 of Goblet of Fire, including: Ron Weasley’s foolishness, whether or not skrewts would hibernate, the queerness of The Cursed Child, Hermione’s brilliance, and so much more! Find Frankey online, youtube, and instagram.
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Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!
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The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless Productions
Check out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!
Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-
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This week we are discussing chapter 20 of Goblet of Fire, including: irresponsible dragon keeping, ELLIPSES, our disdain for the way Hermione is treated, McGonagall being tender for the first time, and so much more!
Lark’s tarot deck Kickstarter is officially here!!! Check it out now on kickstarter or his instagram.
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The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless Productions
Check out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!
Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-
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Today we are discussing chapter 19 of Goblet of Fire, including: Harry’s #Mood being extremely relatable, Hagrid having the best day of her life, the absolute nightmare that is detention at Hogwarts, Hermione being too good for Harry, and so much more! 🔮Keep up to date on Lark’s tarot deck kickstarter by following him at instagram —The Kickstarter launches on February 8th!
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Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!
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The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless Productions
Check out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!
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Today we are discussing chapter 18 of Goblet of Fire, including: Rita Skeeter, the girth of Viktor Krum’s wand, the fact that Cedric is sOoOoO hAnDsoMe, some good speculation about what can be used as wand cores, and so much more! 🔮Keep up to date on Lark’s tarot deck kickstarter and by following him at instagram —The Kickstarter launches on February 8th!
Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows! Help us with transcriptions!
Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!
Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!
The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless Productions
Check out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!
Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-
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Today we are discussing chapter 17 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, including: the extreme overuse of ellipses in this chapter…the very low key investigation into whether Harry put his name in the Goblet of Fire…more questions about portraits…and so much more! Info about our New Years Day livestream can be found on our social media or website.
Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows! Help us with transcriptions!
Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!
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The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless Productions
Check out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!
Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-
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This week’s episode was (mostly) recorded live on Halloween! (Everything except the politics section, which we recorded later). In addition to our usual delightful insights, this episode also includes the introduction of our new Personals section and a rare Horoscopes section! Please note: in the politics section we discussed the lack of “foreign” food at Hogwarts, which included us making fun of Ron (and white people generally) who can’t handle the idea of such foods. We should have but failed to include a note that there are lots of reasons that folks can be unable to try new foods, and that that is totally valid.
Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows! Help us with transcriptions!
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The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless Productions
Check out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!
Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-
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