
Sign up to save your podcasts
Or


This week’s episode was (mostly) recorded live on Halloween! (Everything except the politics section, which we recorded later). In addition to our usual delightful insights, this episode also includes the introduction of our new Personals section and a rare Horoscopes section! Please note: in the politics section we discussed the lack of “foreign” food at Hogwarts, which included us making fun of Ron (and white people generally) who can’t handle the idea of such foods. We should have but failed to include a note that there are lots of reasons that folks can be unable to try new foods, and that that is totally valid.
Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows! Help us with transcriptions!
Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!
Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!
The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless Productions
Check out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!
Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Today we are discussing chapter 15 of Goblet of Fire, including: Why do the Beauxbatons’ horses only drink whiskey? Is the Imperius curse just drugs? Is Karkaroff actually a Disney villain? What is going on with the education at this god damn school?? And so much more!
Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows! Help us with transcriptions!
Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!
Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!
The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless Productions
Check out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!
Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Today we are discussing chapter 14 of Goblet of Fire, including the introduction of S.P.E.W and our wish for Hermione to have had an angry vegan phase instead, a theory about Fake Moody, lots of love for Neville Longbottom, and so much more!
Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows! Help us with transcriptions!
Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!
Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!
The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless Productions
Check out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!
Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Today we are discussing chapter 13 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, including: a desperate need for education reform; dubious astrology; a history of ferrets; blast-ended skrewts; and so much more!
Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows! Help us with transcriptions!
Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!
Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!
The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless Productions
Check out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!
Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Today we are discussing chapter 12 of Goblet of Fire, including: Harry Potter’s disgusting habits; some theories on how the Sorting Hat uses its time between sorting ceremonies; Hagrid’s coat of many rodents; ghost clothes; and more! Here’s all the info you need about our Halloween specials: 🎃 Tickets for our live show are available now. 🎃 We will be on instagram live for a Mad Tea Party on October 29th! Join us for spooky madlibs and tea! 🎃 Make a donation of any amount by the end of the month and Jessie will send you a handmade card with a spooky animal fact inside! 🎃 Our sticker of the month is, of course, Halloween themed! Join our sticker club by the 31st to get one!
Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows! Help us with transcriptions!
Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!
Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!
The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless Productions
Check out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!
Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Exactly what kind of competition are Hogwarts, Durmstrang, and Beauxbatons in? Will cat carriers ever become a thing in the witching world? Has Arthur Weasley been a corrupt cop this whole time? Will Harry every read a f*cking book? Find out in this week’s episode of The Gayly Prophet! Stay tuned for updates on our upcoming Halloween Live Show!!! Make a donation on our website by October 31st to receive a spooky animal fact in the mail!
Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows! Help us with transcriptions!
Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!
Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!
The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless Productions
Check out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!
Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
How do witch children make paper hearts? Why are dress robes gendered when no other robes are? Is Rita Skeeter a legit reporter or no? Can literally anyone take gold out of your vault at Gringotts? Listen to find out!
Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows! Help us with transcriptions!
Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!
Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!
The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless Productions
Check out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!
Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Why doesn’t Harry Potter, of all people, know what a Death Eater is? Is the Ministry ineffective or is there a more sinister reason for their incompetence? Is Ludo Bagman a himbo? All this and so much more in today’s edition of The Gayly Prophet! Want to skip this week’s politics section? Skip minutes 30:00 - 49:45.
Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows! Help us with transcriptions!
Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!
Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!
The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless Productions
Check out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!
Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week: Why is Cornelius Fudge so bad at his job? Do any women work at the ministry of magic? What’s going on with Veela evolution? Why is this worldbuilding so bad??? And more!
Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!
Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!
Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!
The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless Productions
Check out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!
Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week we have a little gift for you: a Letter to the Editor episode, originally published on Patreon and now available for everyone! For a variety of reasons we are super behind on recording. What’s more, there are 5 Tuesdays this month, meaning we have to put out 6 episodes (including We Are The Gayers), which is tough under any circumstance. Long story short, we will be back with chapter 8 in two weeks, but we wanted to give you a little something to tide you over until then! So settle in to hear us talk about Snape; magic shoes; the etymology of Hagrid’s name; Sirius; Evil Dumbledore; and Prof. RJ Lupin’s briefcase! Here’s that butterbeer video.
Check out our website for rad merch, comics, and info about our other shows!
Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus goodies!
Follow us on instagram for art, memes, and updates!
The Gayly Prophet is a queer Harry Potter podcast, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless Productions
Check out our other podcasts, EsGAYpe From Reality, We Are The Gayers, and The Gay Pirate Podcast!
Music: "Zazie" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ -edited from the original-
Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -edited from the original-
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From the publisher's feed
The Gayly Planet: The Final Fronqueer is a humorous, yet ruthless, podcast where two queer nerds talk about Star Trek: The Next Generation, one episode at a time.
Hosted by Lark Malakai Grey…
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

44,985 Listeners

30,072 Listeners

14,815 Listeners

173 Listeners

6,350 Listeners

1,037 Listeners

12,192 Listeners

90 Listeners

24,522 Listeners

1,315 Listeners

540 Listeners

16,746 Listeners

131 Listeners

522 Listeners

5,846 Listeners

103 Listeners

15 Listeners