Jesse Iozzio from Iozzio Cycles joins the transcast for hour two to talk about his Shotgun headtube herb container, the perfect tool for stashing weed in a safe place on your bike. John Clarkson reads a poem worthy of a Pulitzer. Sponch tells the story about going to Judas Priest and being called a homophobic slur by a boomer.

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Two weeks later this show still sucks. The boys discuss their new Facebook group for show listeners only, saying they'll bully anyone who posts stupid content. A brief discussion of boy bands erupts. Cheef tells Rob he's taken a step back in spiritual evolution by converting from Catholicism to Judaism. John Clarkson gets pissed off about Casey's pizza. The boys start a fundraiser, doing something nice for the first time in their lives, to support the racing costs of local, talented youth downhillers Luke and Alex Mallen. Cheef talks about spraypainting blue pentagrams on garages in his neighborhood as a kid.

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Danny Mac joins the podcast again to talk about sending the Bender Sender. Kenny Eggs gives us a preview of Slaughter at Slaughter Pen, which is now almost three months past its original release date. Rodert McDenrey Zooms the boys to talk about the importance of drinking condensed milk. 

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As the showcast drifts further and further from mountain biking, the boys discuss Sponch's newly found love for hardcore punk music, which he says he likes because it sounds like shit. John Clarkson discloses that he recently cambe in his own beard after drinking too many La Croixs. Everyone discusses how much money it would take for them to give up their anal virginity, with some of the dollar amounts being (un)surprisingly low.

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Olivia Jaye Highsmith, vocalist for the great punk band The Fuckheads, joins the show to talk about their new song "Shred the Gnar." BJ Schralpson's mom sends a friend request to Cheef. The boys discuss being in their father's penises, inside of their mother's vaginas. There is a deep dive on pop punk and The Offspring. John Clarkson threatens to bang Sponch on a sailboat on Lake Superior. Rob talks mad shit on everyone. The proper way to brush your teeth is by running your toothbrush through your asscrack before brushing. Join our Patreon for extra content, discount codes, special Gnard-only online games, and more!

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The boys discuss Sponch's broken collar bone. Rob tells a story about snorting Percocet. Cheef gets a boner for a woman who thinks she's a cat. Everyone is surprised by Sponch's selection for the Sponch Tune.

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In part II of Incident 62, Trail Clones joins the crew to talk about making bike memes that piss people off. We debut a new segment called Ask Andi, where Instagram followers ask mountain biker and OnlyFans personality TheRadicalFox two-part questions about bikes and their love lives. Sponch and Cheef share a story about Danny Mac cucking pros on the Bender Sender. Sponch introduces the new music genre of sus rap. Rob nearly has a heart attack. Jimmy actually laughs.

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The show more or less falls apart as technical difficulties ensue immediately after intros. Rob gets mad at Cheef for not including him in the Blue Jew parody commercial, then forgives him. Cock and ball torture is discussed. An Oral Connections message leads to an in-depth discussion of Asian massage parlors and how to find them. Jimmy tells a joke only he understands and has to explain it to everyone. Join our Patreon for extra content, discount codes, special Gnard-only online games, and more!

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In this Patreon-only segment, the boys really make it worth your money when they discuss Cheef's dog, who stalks his other dog, and eventually always ends up humping her face. Jimmy and Bobston Ross argue about how long it takes to get from Virgin to Moab because they're nerds. The Mail Sack includes a dmail from a guy who has recently joined a Crossfit gym and really likes the girls. We also hear more from Slaughter at Slaughterpen.

Meeting Sponch's mom. Dustin Carlson talks about painting T-Mac's Rampage bike and is occasionally harassed by both the show members and the Gnards. Pornhub searches. Midget furry butts. Jimmy's Baiku hits home with this crew. Slaughter at Slaughter Pen update. 

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