Hi Humans,

We’re back with another divine dispatch from The God Pod! In our latest episode, God and Jesus dive into a mix of divine humor and righteous rants, covering everything from surreal papal meetings to the latest political chaos. Here’s your holy recap:

🎙️ Episode Highlights:

Who Is A Better Father, Biden Or Trump? Father's Day messages from Biden and Trump couldn't be more different. Biden’s heartfelt message of unity and family contrasts sharply with Trump’s self-centered, grievance-filled rant. We dissect what these messages reveal about their broader political personas. Excuse us if we can't stop laughing at the comparison!

Comedians Meet Pope Francis: A 'bizarre' yet impactful encounter where comedians sat down with Pope Francis. We explore how humor and faith can intersect to address pressing social and religious issues.

Trump's Cognitive Test Challenge: Trump’s boast about acing a cognitive test becomes ironic as he confuses his own doctor’s name. We discuss the implications of this gaffe on perceptions of his cognitive abilities.

Republican Panic After Trump's Milwaukee Meltdown: Trump’s criticism of Milwaukee throws the GOP into disarray. We explore the potential fallout and its impact on the 2024 election.

Christian Right vs. No-Fault Divorce: The campaign against no-fault divorce by the Christian right could significantly impact personal freedoms and marriage laws. We explore this movement and its potential consequences.

2024 Presidential Election Developments: From Trump's MAGA-themed birthday bash to Biden’s forceful campaign rhetoric, we cover the latest election news and what it means for the future of American politics.

🔍 Why Listen?

• Hilarious Takes: From papal meetings to political gaffes, our satirical spin will keep you laughing.

• Stay Informed: Get the latest on political absurdities wrapped in comedy.

• Unique Perspectives: Hear divine commentary that you won’t find anywhere else.

• Accessible Anywhere: Listen to this enhanced audio version on your favorite podcast players. Perfect for enjoying on the go or while multitasking.

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• Join Our Community: Visit https://www.thegodpodcast.com/ and sign up for our free newsletter. Get exclusive content and behind-the-scenes laughs!

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💬 Engaging Question: If Trump was drowning because he got electrocuted by a boat, and there were sharks swarming nearby, and you were the only person around, what would you do?

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🎙️ Episode Highlights:

• Crime Myths Debunked: Discover the real data behind Trump’s false claims about rising crime rates under Biden.

• Hunter Biden’s Conviction: Explore how Hunter Biden’s guilty verdict fits into the broader narrative of justice and political manipulation.

• Supreme Court Corruption: Unveil the shocking statements from Justice Samuel Alito about pushing the country towards 'godliness.'

• Father’s Day Special: God and Jesus share their thoughts on Father’s Day, with heartfelt and humorous reflections.

🔍 Why Listen?

• Hilarious Takes: From crime myths to courtroom drama, our satirical spin will keep you laughing.

• Stay Informed: Get the latest on political absurdities wrapped in comedy.

• Unique Perspectives: Hear divine commentary that you won’t find anywhere else.

• Accessible Anywhere: Listen to this enhanced audio version on your favorite podcast players. Perfect for enjoying on the go or while multitasking.

• Watch the video! 

📢 Don’t Miss Out!

• Join Our Community: Visit thegodpodcast.com and sign up for our free newsletter. Get exclusive content and behind-the-scenes laughs!

• Be a Part of the Fun: Share with friends and help us keep the comedy coming.

💬 Engaging Question: What’s your take on the recent crime data? Do you think the public perception is being manipulated? And how do you celebrate Father's Day? Leave a comment and let us know your thoughts!

🎙️ Episode Highlights:

• Dolly Parton vs. The Federalist: Discover why attacking Dolly Parton is such folly. Laugh along as we dive into the backlash!

• Trump’s Probation Drama: Get the scoop on Trump’s first probation meeting and his bizarre rally rants on sharks, extreme heat, and saying the quiet part out loud!

• Divine Comedy: Join God and Jesus as they roast the absurdities of the week with humor and heart.

🔍 Why Listen?

• Hilarious Takes: From Dolly’s unbreakable spirit to Trump’s incoherent ramblings, our satirical spin will keep you laughing.

• Stay Informed: Get the latest on political absurdities wrapped in comedy.

• Unique Perspectives: Hear divine commentary that you won’t find anywhere else.

• Accessible Anywhere: Listen to this enhanced audio version on your favorite podcast players. Perfect for enjoying on the go or while multitasking.

• 💬 Question of the Day: What’s your favorite Dolly Parton song and why? Leave a comment and let us know!

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• Join Our Community: Visit thegodpodcast.com and sign up for our free newsletter. Get exclusive content and behind-the-scenes laughs!

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Today on The God Pod, God and Jesus discuss:

• Trump loses his gun permit in New York

• Steve Bannon is going to prison

• Alito’s neighbor disputes Alito’s flagging account

• Americans have forgotten how bad Trump’s COVID response was

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Happy Pride Month! 

What a week it was! Jesus and God catch up and laugh and laugh and laugh. We discuss where we were when we heard the news that he was convicted, and everything that’s happened since. 

We discuss:

• It’s Pride month, baby!

• Cult leader convicted

• Cult leader’s followers go apeshit

Where were you when you first heard Trump was convicted? Let us know in the comments! 

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On this week’s episode of The God Pod I hang out with my son Jesus Christ after a week off in Jamaica, mon. 

We discuss:

• Memorial Day

• Christian Nationalism

• “Just be normal then”

• Project 2025

• Harrison Butker

• Samuel Alito

• Pope Francis uses a homophobic slur

• Hitler Endorses Trump From Hell Betwixt Tortured Screams

Dear Americans,

As the Almighty LORD THY GOD, I’ve watched over humanity for thousands of years.  I’ve seen the evolution of societies, the rise and fall of empires, and the ebb and flow of human rights. Today, I’m frigging furious over Alabama Senator Katie Britt’s proposal for the ‘MOMS’ act, which OF COURSE she says would help moms, but in fact would create a federal database of pregnant women. And that is terrifying.

This dystopian database not only infringes on personal freedoms but paves the way for a ‘Handmaid’s Tale’ future.

Once created, anytime a woman gets pregnant, it would be one step away from Republicans forcing every pregnant woman to sign up for this database. They would be force-fed pro-life propaganda and denied all access to any information even considering the option for abortion. What’s next? GPS collar trackers to put on their necks to make sure they don’t try to flee to a state that offers abortion access? I can just hear them now, “These GPS, or GOD positioning system trackers, will keep all babies safe from baby-eating atheists.”

Set against the backdrop of a second Trump presidency, and the onslaught of Project 2025, there is no question that Republicans are viewing “The Handmaid’s Tale” not as a work of fiction, but as a guide for how to form the future.

Did this proposal set off alarm bells across the political spectrum? Was it being covered on all major news networks? I didn’t see anything about it except for what I saw online. Oh, I’m sure it was mentioned on some broadcasts, but sparingly if at all. No time for any of that while they’re busy obsessing about other things.

BUT GOD SAW IT. The mere suggestion of such a database should be driving everyone in the country who believes in personal freedom, privacy, and public health? …absolutely insane. I implore you to stand with me against this measure. Spread the word about what the Republicans are trying to do. It’s not enough for them to take away a woman’s right to choose. They will never stop reaching for more. They won’t stop until every woman has an implant that tracks their physical location at all times.

Thou shalt not create a federal database of pregnant women, for it is an affront to the sanctity of personal autonomy and the essence of human dignity.

God

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Also discussed today:

• Why do Republicans hate dogs so much?

• An evangelical pastor slammed the Trump Bible, but watch out because he’s full of crap too

• Trump warned not to be a contemptuous bastard anymore or else he’ll go to jail, but why hasn’t he been sent there already?!?

• Republicans voted against funding cancer research just to hurt Biden

• God answers questions from his loyal supporters!

God goes on hiatus and his evil twin brother ‘Tod’ replaces him to discuss the latest news with Jesus. 

Discussed today:

• Students are protesting

• Jerry Seinfeld blames “the extreme left” for why you “can’t make sitcoms anymore”

• Tod argues with Jesus about woke

All this and so much more on today’s episode of The God Pod!

God and Jesus hang out and review the latest news. 

Discussed today:

• Jesus reviews Taylor Swift’s new album, “The Tortured Poets Department”

• TikTok to be banned

• Crazy plane lady becomes a right wing influencer

• And so much more

Listen to God’s frigging podcast, dammit.