The God Show

Dear Humans,

NOTE: Jesus was out sick today. Instead, I hung out with "your weirdo friend," Dr. G! They're a community college rhetorician and gender studies teacher who studies how people talk about things and the impact of that. Make sure to follow them here.

Today we covered:

• Why the way we talk about Epstein matters, and why Dr. G wants less "thrill" and more "consequences, please"

• The dominoes falling faster overseas, and why international paper trails make coverups way harder to pull off

• Mike Johnson as a haunted Victorian doll, a creepy elf on the shelf, and the Covenant Eyes "accountability buddy" nightmare that turns your stomach for a reason

• Why they want you stuck in fear mode, and how hopelessness is their favorite drug

• Dead internet theory, bots, and the idea that likes are being manipulated to make creators feel alone, even when views are still huge

• "Don't give him oxygen" as a strategy, plus your sanity check on skipping the State of the Union and choosing literally anything else

• The Duluth power-and-control wheel, and why it maps disturbingly well onto authoritarian tactics

• What people can actually do: neighborhood-level organizing, mutual aid, taking marching orders from experienced organizers, and letting "big quiet dudes" run interference for community safety

Happy Tuesday, humans. Enjoy this episode with Dr. G, your weirdo friend, and please, for the love of Me, I hope you're doing anything else right now instead of giving Tangerine Palpatine more of your precious time.

Love,

God

Dear Humans,

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Lo, today we didst throw an emergency show because the Supreme Court struck down Trump's tariffs.

Today we covered:

• Reports that Trump found out at a governors' breakfast and immediately started raging and swearing about "these effing courts," because nothing says leadership like ruining brunch

• The latest polls from Harry Enten

• Kevin Hassett getting caught confidently wrong on camera right before the ruling dropped, which warmed our divine heart

• Fox News having to explain the ruling in real time

• President Epstein crashes out for an hour and looks totally miserable while God and Jesus mock him

• "I'm very good at reading language"

• The running question nobody answered: "When will you give us our money back, ahole?"

Happy Friday, humans! Enjoy this emergency reaction episode of the God Show.

Love,

God

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Dear Humans,

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LO, today we didst celebrate the UK arresting Prince Andrew over the Epstein fallout, because it's a rare sight in 2026: rich people facing consequences.

Then we watched Trump's "Board of Peace" event devolve into a surreal hostage photo op, complete with music that made the whole thing feel like a cursed wedding reception.

We also covered:

• MAGA eating itself alive after the Epstein file drops, including Bannon's texts and that "25th Amendment" bombshell

• Why the DOJ "Make America Safe Again" banner looks like a message to the country: I control justice, so give up now

• Les Wexner getting called out as a key money pipeline behind Epstein's empire

• Howard Lutnick allegedly buying a mansion next to Epstein through a trust for ten dollars, because apparently corruption comes with a Groupon

They want you exhausted.

They want you to give up.

Tonight is proof that the walls of their pedo-empire are falling down.

Nothing on Earth will stop this reckoning.

Love,

God

Dear Humans,

Today we replayed the moment Trump tried to dodge Epstein questions from Kaitlan Collins by doing what he always does with a woman reporter: insults, sexism, and "why don't you smile."

Then we watched her go on Colbert and explain the obvious: you don't "smile" while asking questions about survivors. Her calm response made his behavior look even worse.

We also covered:

• Ted Lieu laying out what the law actually says about "party guys" and accountability

• Wexner doing the "I was duped" routine on the day he's being questioned

• Europe pushing forward with investigations while the U.S. keeps trying to stall

They want you tired and quiet. Don't give them the Me-damned satisfaction.

Love,

God

Dear Humans,

Today on The God Show, we watched the interview Trump and CBS didn't want you to see. CBS blocked Colbert from airing his James Talarico interview, so Colbert posted it online instead. And it immediately backfired.

Here's the part that matters. The clips from the "FCC-censored" Tallarico interview started pulling views like a runaway train: YouTube 1.3M, Instagram 1.6M, TikTok 2.4M, Twitter 5.1M. For context, Colbert's show averages 2.3 million viewers on linear TV.

What a bunch of morons! They tried to shrink the message and accidentally turned it into a megaphone.

We also covered:

• The DOJ/Epstein material you're being told to "move on" from, and why that demand is the tell

• Fox trying to sanitize Epstein as a harmless "party guy" and why that's the moral bottom of the barrel

• Blessings & Smites, including Bruce Springsteen, Jesse Jackson, and a long list of people who deserve none of our patience

They can throttle the feed, they can threaten the networks, they can demand we "move on," but they can't make us forget what we've learned, and they can't stop us from telling the truth out loud.

Love,

God

Dear Humans,

Donald Trump's polls are collapsing across the board, and Harry Enten came in with the numbers like a man holding a toilet brush. Every major pollster is showing second-term lows, and the big headline is simple: he's doing worse now than he was at the same point in term one, and independents are abandoning him even harder.

On today's episode of The God Show, Jesus and I walked through the data and why it's getting so much worse.

We also covered:

• The "no floor" problem and how Trump's second term is now polling worse than his first

• Independents collapsing on him, and why losing the center means you lose everything

• God returning from vacation and immediately failing to actually rest, because of course

• A quick recap of the "Pam Bondi day" insanity and why the lies just keep multiplying

• A clip that goes straight for the throat on ICE and the masked paramilitary reality of what's happening right now

• The Gavin Newsom discourse and why people are not obligated to accept a corporate anointed candidate

• How the "big tent" always somehow excludes the left while tolerating near-Republicans

• The depressing midterm crystal-ball thread and why despair is spreading even among the most engaged people

• Notification chaos: missing live alerts, spam filters, and why you may need to set your own daily 2 p.m. alarm

• A rapid-fire CTA lesson from Jesus on actually telling people what to do, plainly

• Ben Palmer (Illegal Immigrant Report troll hero) confirmed for Thursday

We will never give up. We will never move on. We will never stop speaking truth to evil.

One day at a time.

Love, ❤️ God

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Dear Humans,

Jesus here, and on today's episode of The God Show we watched Democrats on Capitol Hill absolutely SMITE Pam Bondi as they questioned her over her mishandling of the Epstein Files.

It did not go well for Pam. At all. You may've heard that Trump has been unhappy with her performances during public appearances, and today's hearing proves why.

Each time she responded to a grilling, she either:

• crashed out like a toddler

• had a brain fart

• offered up some terrible attempt at a zinger from her Burn Book

We watched the hearing live through Jasmine Crockett's epic takedown of Pam. As if Jasmine's time wasn't amazing enough, she stormed out right after Pam made Jasmine's point for her when talking about prosecutiopns.

We also reviewed Cathy Fink's latest anti-Trump video, looked at new polling concerning Canadian's visiting America, and watched a great moment from Fox News yesterday when Jesse Waters was called a fascist.

Watch now for a smite-ful and fun time with Jesus and the angels!

Love,

🌈 Jesus

Dear Humans,

HARK! Today Thomas Massey and Ro Khanna escalated the Epstein file fight, and Massey is openly threatening to go nuclear this week. If Pam Bondi keeps flouting the law and refusing to unredact names, he says he's prepared to start reading Epstein client names on the House floor, so this is definitely happening and that right soon.

After that, Jesus and I did what we always do: we tried to stay sane inside the chaos, roast the hypocrites, and keep one eye on the reality that the empire always tries to strike back the moment the pressure starts working.

On today's episode of The God Show, Jesus and I also covered:

• We also covered:

  • The Super Bowl fallout, including the yearly racist meltdown over Spanish and "nobody understands a word" whining

  • The off-brand Turning Point halftime show, including the "catch my fish, drive my truck, drink my beer" moment

  • Trump complaining about Bad Bunny while being in the Epstein files 38,000 times

  • The Elmo insanity and the "deport Elmo" brainworms

  • The Ring ad "lost dog" vibe and what it's actually selling

  • The good news: the illegal immigrant report tip-line troll guy agreed to come on the show next week

Dear Humans,

Today Donald Trump posted a racist AI video of the Obamas depicting them as apes. It was so vile they deleted it after the blowback, then tried to blame a staffer like he isn't the same man who constantly posts insane shit in the middle of the night.

On today's episode of The God Show, Jesus and I covered the fallout, including a Trump voter calling into C-SPAN to apologize for voting for him and explain exactly why this finally snapped something in his brain.

We also covered:

• Tim Scott's reaction and the accidental confession inside the phrase "most racist thing I've seen out of this White House"

• The White House's first defense: "fake outrage," "Lion King parody," and "report on something that matters"

• Why the "staffer did it" excuse is bullshit when the post went up late at night

• The pattern: racism + Epstein coverups + election intimidation + "move on" propaganda

• The "dual state" explanation of authoritarian life feeling weirdly normal until the prerogative state hits you

• The general state of the economy and why people are breaking under prices, healthcare, and corporate squeeze

• A little cultural sanity break with Sir Ian McKellen reciting Shakespeare

They want you numb. They want you quiet. And they want you to accept open racism as background noise while they do worse things off camera.

Dear Humans,

Today on The God Show, Jesus and I covered the National Prayer Breakfast, where Donald Trump did his usual holy cosplay while the Epstein story keeps tightening around his neck. At one point he literally told the country to "move on," which is a totally normal thing to say when you're innocent.

Then the opening prayer happened. Rep. Jonathan Jackson stood right in front of Trump and prayed for him to find compassion, courage, and clarity, while directly referencing the families burying their loved ones in Minneapolis.

In other words: he told Donald to stop being a monster, right to his stupid face. Watching that evil bastard stew through it was pure catharsis. (NOTE: The prayer begins around the 18 minute mark).

On today's episode of The God Show, Jesus and I also covered:

• Trump throwing Pam Bondi under the bus while trying to create legal cover for the Georgia election raid

• Trump attacking Kaitlan Collins for asking about Epstein survivors, including the "they released too much" lie

• AI misinformation Epstein distractions and Zoran Mamdani's response

• A quick run through headlines, including Dem leaders caving on the mask ban for federal immigration agents, GOP retirements, and Elon getting ordered to sit for a deposition